Seriously...
Are you for real? Cause you seem like a joke to me.
Everyone requested advice from Kazan, Lord of Computer Science Date Asked: 04-10-2002 11:30 PM

Kazan, Lord of Computer Science
I'll have you know that I coded better modules when I was in diapers than anyone that works at Violations!

Kazan, Lord of Computer Science
I am also smarter than Bill Gates because I use Linux!

Kazan, Lord of Computer Science
I also hold a degree in seven different Computer Sciences!

Kazan, Lord of Computer Science
In fact I never write buggy code! I AM THE... hey! What are you doing around that cord? Don't unplug that! I need that to live!

Evil Incarnate
Um, yeah, I guess I'd like to apologize for my toy causing a ruckus. I guess I sorta forgot about him. My bad.

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