| Character Name |
Description |
Image |
| A Geo-Mod! |
Does it serve as an actual part in the dynamics of gameplay or does it just bring slow computers to a crawl? |
geomod.jpg |
| A Pirate! |
He's sailed the seven seas and he could have had tons of treasure, but for whatever God-forsaken reason, here he is at the VW Oracle |
pirate.gif |
| Adam West the Original Batman |
The only true Batman! Mr. West refused to be a part of our family here just as himself - Actually we haven't even seen him out of the Batman suit yet. |
batman.jpg |
| Admiral Bosch |
Leader of the Neo Terran Front. A character in Freespace 2. |
bosch.gif |
| Aeris Gainsborough |
The short-lived heroine of FF7. How many other people bulked up her stats only to have her die mid-way through the game? |
aeris.jpg |
| Alex Rodriguez |
Forget Lee Magers, this is the $250 million dollar man! |
arod.jpg |
| Alpha 2 |
He may be nameless, and seem pretty generic. But it doesn't mean there's not a personality behind this guy. A character from FS2. |
alpha2.gif |
| Another Random Anthropormorphic Disney Mutant |
No comment. We'll leave it to you to decide what he's looking at. |
fur_s2.jpg |
| Apollo Class Fighter |
The old, outdated, and retired workhorse of the GTA fleet. |
apollo.jpg |
| Asuka Soryu Langley |
The red headed girl from Evangelion with a fearsome temper. |
asuka.jpg |
| Big Bad SHODAN |
The big bad femenine counterpart of IBM's Big Blue. |
shodan.jpg |
| Bob Saget |
...Of Full House and America's Funniest Home Videos fame. |
saget.jpg |
| Boris Yeltsin |
Former president of Russia. |
boris.jpg |
| Bruce Campbell |
If you need items from housewares this is your man. Lookout for that boomstick. Hail to the king, baby. |
bruce.jpg |
| Buzz Lightyear |
It's Buzz Lightyear! Hero of Toy Story and Toy Story 2! |
buzz.jpg |
| Calista Flockhart |
Calista Flockhart plays Ally McBeal on the FOX TV show of the same name. She gets really upset when people start calling her skinny or thinking she's an actual lawyer. |
ally.jpg |
| Calvin |
Everyone's favorite 6 year old troublemaker. |
calvin.jpg |
| Capek |
The Borg guy who manages a secret Ultor project on Mars. Not a very pleasant man. |
capek.jpg |
| Captain Henry Gloval |
Captain Gloval commands the SDF-1 from the Robotech series and smokes about a dozen cigars a day. |
gloval.jpg |
| Carl Showalter |
The clumsy and mentally unstable hitman from Fargo. |
carl1.jpg |
| CATS! |
Who is he? What does he want? Why do all our base belong to him?! WHY?! |
cats.gif |
| Cid Highwind |
The toughest mother of the Oracle still has a warm heart... sometimes. |
cid.jpg |
| Cloud Strife |
The confused hero of Final Fantasy VII. He has a really big sword. |
cloud.jpg |
| Counselor Troi: Master of the Obvious |
The foxy lady that keeps all the writers here at VWO sane by using her unnatural grasp of the obvious. |
troi.jpg |
| Da'an |
Da'an is a Taelon. Thats about all he will tell you. |
daan.jpg |
| Dalodd Mehlleri |
In a secret lab a horrible DNA experiment was carried out using Daler Mehndi and Todd Miller. This is the result. |
dalodd.jpg |
| Des Cartes |
Philosopher and math-wiz probably most famous for the |
descartes.jpg |
| Divx: The Angry Drunken DVD Player |
A semi-regular character on
| divx.jpg |
| Don Showalter |
Wow, look at that! |
donnyshow.gif |
| Emperor Steve Case |
The evil overlord of America OnLine. |
scase.jpg |
| Eos |
Lara Croft is nothing to this babe. |
eos.jpg |
| Evil Incarnate |
Hillary Clinton.. er.. The Devil.. er.. Hillary Clinton. Whatever, same thing. |
devil.gif |
| Ex-Prez Bubba |
The crazy womanizing 42nd president of the United States. |
bubba.jpg |
| Fenix |
A famed and powerful Protoss warrior from Starcraft. |
fenix.jpg |
| Fidel Castro |
Everyone's favorite Western dictator! |
castro.jpg |
| Flece |
A theif who Joseph meets on his way to find Yago in the city of Lenele. Flece turns out to have a change of heart and becomes much more than just a thief. A character in Joseph's party from Summoner. |
flece.jpg |
| Former Soviet Premiere Nikita Kruschev |
Leader of the Soviet Union following Joseph Stalin. |
nikita.jpg |
| Frank Zappa |
You gotta love someone that named one of their kids "Moonunit". |
zappa.jpg |
| Gendo Ikari |
Shinji's father and all the big boy in charge at NERV. He doesn't particularly like Shinji. |
gendo.jpg |
| Generic StarCraft Marine |
He may be cheap and expendable, but he has feelings too! |
reen.jpg |
| George Micheal |
A singer that decided to leave his autograph on the side of a bathroom stall... |
gmicheal.jpg |
| Governor Jesse |
The current loud-mouthed governor of Minnesota. |
ventura.jpg |
| Graear Grimsrud |
The quietly psychotic sidekick of Carl Showalter. |
grimsrud.jpg |
| Gryphon |
The typical Dilbert boss working at Ultor's Mars facilities. |
gryphon.jpg |
| GTD Galatea |
A 2100 meter long Orion Class Destroyer martyr from Freespace. |
galatea.jpg |
| Headz the Vasudan |
His head may look like two chicken legs, but it's not advised to tell him that straight to his face. Another character from Freespace 2! |
vas1.gif |
| Heero Yuy |
The young and serious hero from the Gundam Wing series has a tendency for self-destruction. |
heero.jpg |
| Hendrix |
The |
hendrix.jpg |
| Hobbes |
Calvin's stuffed tiger and his better half. |
hobbes.jpg |
| Indian Diplomat Daler Mehndi |
When Daler isn't playing a diplomat from India he's pumping out groovy Hindi tunes like Tunak Tunak Tun! |
daler.jpg |
| James Hetfield |
Metallica's man of a thousand words. |
jameshetfield.jpg |
| Jeff Gordon (#24) |
The pretty-boy of NASCAR. Hardcore fans don't like this Californian import. |
jgordon.jpg |
| Jekhar |
A warrior in the Medevan army. One of Joseph's party members in Summoner. |
jekhar.jpg |
| Jim Bakker |
The poor scandal-ridden husband of Tammy Faye Bakker. |
jbakker.jpg |
| Joseph |
The Sahugani, the Summoner, whatever you want to call him. The man in charge who the story of Summoner revolves around. |
joseph.jpg |
| Kaji Ryoji |
Former love interest of Misato Katsugari...On second thought, remove the "former" from that previous sentence. |
kaji.jpg |
| Kaneda |
The lead good guy of Akira. Copyright 1989 Akira Commitee. |
kaneda.jpg |
| Kaoru Nagisa |
He's the 5th child, an angel, and he has the hots for Shinji. |
kaoru.jpg |
| Kappa 1 |
Another fish 'wuvving' Vasudan. Character from Freespace 2. |
kappa1.gif |
| Kazan, Lord of Computer Science |
If you talked to any computer science major in the world, they'd all tell you that they wish they could code as well as the revered and respected Kazan. |
kazan.jpg |
| Lars Ulrich |
Lead drummer of Metallica. |
lars.jpg |
| Lassie |
The famous border collie who is smarter than most Florida voters. |
lassie.jpg |
| Liam Kincaid |
Major Liam Kincaid is a hero of mysterious lineage. |
liam.jpg |
| Little AOL Guy |
Its the typical AOL user you know and love represented by this little icon. |
aimdude.jpg |
| Lord British |
You gotta like this guy. He is practically God, he never sleeps, heals you, gives you clues, grants you levels, and speaks in Olde English! |
british.gif |
| Lord Flare of Photoshop Hell |
ROOOWAROAR! I AM LORD FLARE! YOU WILL SURRENDER ANY WORK THAT MAY HAVE BEEN GOOD TO THE LIKES OF LENS FLARES!!! |
flare.jpg |
| Lynn Minmei |
Lynn Minmei is Robotech's equivalent to Britney Spears. She's not all that bright but feels that she has to comment on everything, whether she understands it or not. |
minmei.jpg |
| Major Misato Katsuragi |
The crazy breakfast-beer-slamming guardian of Shinji. (From Evangelion) |
misato.jpg |
| Martha Stewart |
The master of making useless stuff out of useless items. |
stewart.jpg |
| Master Yoda |
Everyone's favorite backwards-talking green booger-like runt. |
yoda.jpg |
| Menudo |
1980's boy band much like N'Sync or Backstreet Boys...Just much, much worse. But at least they had Ricky Martin! |
menudo.jpg |
| Mister T |
Are you gonna be somebody, or are you gonna be somebody's foo'?! |
mrt.jpg |
| Moltar |
Moltar is made of metal and he directs/produces/does other stuff for Space Ghost's show. |
moltar.gif |
| Morpheus |
He's only trying to free your mind. |
morph.jpg |
| Mr. Owl |
Mr. Owl from the Tootsie Pop commercial. |
owl.jpg |
| Neo |
It's Neo! Whoa! |
neo.jpg |
| Nutty the Raccoon |
Well...If he ever lost that drum he'd have two backup bongos to use... |
nrcoon.jpg |
| Oscar the Grouch: FS2 Pilot |
Yeah, whaddya want? |
oscar.gif |
| Outrage |
Outrage Entertainment. Volition's sister company. |
outrage.gif |
| Parker |
The good guy of Red Faction - He's just a lowly Ultor miner who enjoys antagonizing the weary Ultor guard Bob. |
parker1.jpg |
| Peewee Herman |
It's a sad story, really. He lost his bike one day, and had to venture across the world on a couragious* adventure to get it back! (* - not really, the truth is much more awful.) |
peewee1.jpg |
| Pimpbot 5000 |
The wonderful world of technology has given us this lovable hybrid of a 1950's SciFi robot and a 1970's backyard pimp. |
pimpbot.jpg |
| Pixelated River City Ransom Hero |
A VIDEO GAME STAR IS HIM!!! |
rrr.gif |
| President Calvin Coolidge |
Ol' "Silent Cal" Coolidge is our resident Kosh wannabe. Yeah, we know, he doesn't have a matching 'K' in the name. |
p_ccool.jpg |
| President Lyndon B. Johnson |
The big Texan president reponsible for a lot of Vietnam and the throwing around of some wacky quotes. |
p_ljohn.jpg |
| Racer X |
Speed Racer's older brother, Rex. |
racerx.jpg |
| Random Anthropormorphic Disney Mutant |
Those sick bastards will die for plaguing our youth with works such as this. |
fur_s1.jpg |
| Ray Bradbury |
Author of famous science fiction novels such as Farenheit 451 and short story collections like The Illustrated Man. |
bradbury.jpg |
| Rei Ayanami |
The quiet girl who shows less emotion than Al Gore. (From Evangelion) |
rei.jpg |
| Representative James A. Traficant 17th Dist. (D) Ohio |
Proof that insane zealots can, and do, serve in high ranking positions of the United States government. |
jim_t.jpg |
| Richard Simmons |
The disco-dancing uber-fitness guru! |
richard.jpg |
| Rikki Lake |
Talk show hosts that can't seem to maintain a consistent weight on the next Rikki Lake show! |
rlake.jpg |
| Rosalind |
A novice spellcaster from the sacred Iona Monastery. Part of Joseph's party in Summoner. |
rosalind.jpg |
| Rupert Murdoch |
Supreme ruler of the Fox network. He is known for his ruthless style as a business man. |
rupert.gif |
| Saddam Hussein |
Everyone's favorate arabic dictator. |
saddam.jpg |
| Sam the American Eagle |
The honorable and always upright Sam the American Eagle. We don't know why he's here given the aforementioned description. |
sam.gif |
| Samir Duran |
A mysterious commander found in StarCraft. We're not sure why he's here of all places. |
duran.jpg |
| Secretary of State Katherine Harris |
Leader of the evil voters of Florida. |
harris.jpg |
| Shaggy |
Shaggy is a hippy and fits in perfectly with the rest of the Volition Watch staff. In fact, if he wasn't a cartoon character, he'd probably head up Summoner Watch. |
shaggy.gif |
| Shinji Ikari |
The star of Evangelion. His self esteem couldn't possibly be any lower. |
shinji.jpg |
| Shivan |
The genocidal and deeply mysterious Shivans from FreeSpace. |
shiv.jpg |
| Shivan Communications Node |
We aren't sure if it's saying anything valuable. For all we know it's telling the secret of life but we can't understand it. |
commnode.jpg |
| Sir John from Stephanos' Quest |
This guy will travel with you and help you kill the bad guy -- IF you can put up with his horribly inane banter. |
sirjohn.gif |
| Space Ghost |
It's Space Ghost, Talk Show host of the cosmos! |
spaceghost.gif |
| Speed Racer |
Go Speed Racer! The Mach 5 is so dreamy! |
speedr.jpg |
| Steve Jobs |
The slightly eccentric leader of Apple. |
sjobs.jpg |
| Steve Urkel |
He's rude, he's crude, and he sure as hell ain't the same Urkel from Family Matters. Somebody please shoot him. |
urkel.jpg |
| Tammy Faye Bakker |
The walking talking billboard (Of shame) for Revlon and every other make-up manufacturing company on Earth. Former wife of televangelist Jim Bakker. |
tammy.jpg |
| Tetsuo |
The lead psionic badguy of Akira who-turns-into-a-huge-blob-of-bio-mass-that-consumes-an-entire-stadium-and-eventually-leads-to-the-destruction-of-Neo-Tokyo-(Again). Copyright 1989 Akira Commitee. |
tetsuo.jpg |
| The Almighty |
God. 'Nuff said. |
god.gif |
| The Disco Terrorist! |
It's the groovy dancing disco Terrorist from CounterStrike! |
disco_t.gif |
| The Farting Preacher: Robert Tilton |
Televangelist from the 80's who was eventually uncovered as a fraud. Also very famous for ending up in the notorious |
tilton.jpg |
| The God of NASCAR Dale Earnhardt (#3) |
The greatest NASCAR racer ever. Well, next to |
earnhardt.jpg |
| The Invid Regis |
The strange and enigmatic leader of the hive mentality Invid. |
regis.jpg |
| The Lonely Astronaut |
If NASA left you on the moon almost thirty years ago, would you be chipper? |
lonely.gif |
| The Original Robin |
Batman's loyal partner served with a side of questionable sexuality. |
robin.jpg |
| The State of Florida |
The pan-handle of the South-Eastarn U.S. recently famous for it's misguided voters. |
florida.gif |
| The Tick |
This guy is not only nigh-invulnerable, he has some of the coolest lines ever said by a cartoon character! He will bring a great piece of Justice to the arena! |
tick.jpg |
| The VWO Lawyers |
Our beloved legal A-Team! |
lawyers.jpg |
| THQ |
Volition's owners. Our new favorite publisher. |
thq.gif |
| Todd Miller |
Our favorite Web Programmer from Volition! |
toddm.jpg |
| Uglycat |
Cliff Yablonski's feline sidekick hates you. |
uglycata.jpg |
| Ultor Guard Bob |
Bob has been an Ultor employee for tweleve years, and not once has he received any sort of appreciation award. His mental stability is like a sand castle on a beach and the tide is just coming in... |
rf_guard.jpg |
| Uncle Sam |
The ol' personification of American nationality. Sadly he's forced to sit in the shadows hitting up ol' Uncle Jack Daniels these days. |
sam.jpg |
| Vanilla Ice |
White rappa sensation! Word to yo motha! |
vice.gif |
| VW Staff Wife: Mirya Sterling |
Max's wife Mirya. |
mirya.jpg |
| VW Staff: Chucker |
It's Chucker! It's Chucker! Hooray! |
chuck.jpg |
| VW Staff: Dynamo |
Head Hippy of the VWBB and sexiest member of the Volition Watch staff is here to answer any and all questions. |
dynamo.jpg |
| VW Staff: Icefire |
The lead administrator at Volition Watch - He also has a terrible secret: He's Canadian! |
icefire.jpg |
| VW Staff: Max Sterling |
New surprise secret ninja VW staff member! |
max.jpg |
| VW Staff: Orange |
All around chump at Volition Watch. |
orange.jpg |
| Zeratul |
A Protoss dark templar. He has natural cloaking abilities! Cool! |
zeratul.jpg |
| Zorak |
Space Ghost's band leader. He is in prison. |
zorak.gif |
| ZZ Top |
Hey, its ZZ Top. |
zz.jpg |
