How many...?
How many pills DID you take to convince yourself that the Shivans were the future?!
Pyro-Ace requested advice from Admiral Bosch Date Asked: 01-19-2001 10:15 PM

Morpheus
...Take the blue pill and you wake up in your bed and you won't remember a thing.

Morpheus
And your wallet might go missing, also.

Morpheus
Take the red pill and you stay in wonderland and I-...

Neo
Whoa.

Morpheus
What?

Neo
The blue pill is really a Viagra pill!

Morpheus
...

Morpheus
So it is...

Morpheus
...

Morpheus
Neo, you can do a great many things in the Matrix...

Morpheus
But sometimes even the most freed minds need a little help to successfully...

Neo
...Need a little help to what?

Morpheus
Well, you're a smart programmer. Sometimes I need a little help to "stack dump" if you know what I mean.

Neo
No, I don't know what you mean.

Morpheus
Forget it.

Neo
No! Common, say it in plain English!

Ex-Prez Bubba
Yeah, say it!

Representative James A. Traficant 17th Dist. (D) Ohio
Say it!

Rupert Murdoch
Say it!

Asuka Soryu Langley
Say it!

Des Cartes
Say it!

Fenix
Articulate your problem!

Fidel Castro
Say it!

Alex Rodriguez
Say it! We won't tell anyone!

Morpheus
...

Blue Screen of Death!
PROGRAM MORPHEUS.EXE HAS PERFORMED AN ILLEGAL OPERATION AND WILL BE TERMINATED.

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