Airspeed What is the average airspeed of an unladen swallow? Roach requested advice from Random Anthropormorphic Disney Mutant Date Asked: 01-01-2001 09:13 PM Random Anthropormorphic Disney Mutant Hooray. A Monty Python reference. I can barely contain my excitement. Another Random Anthropormorphic Disney Mutant Well, it all depends. Is it an African or European swallow? Random Anthropormorphic Disney Mutant We won't be able to tell in a moment... Another Random Anthropormorphic Disney Mutant Why not? An Explosion! Boom! Bruce Campbell European Swallow... African Swallow... I'm the guy with the gun.

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