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Registered: Jul 2000
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Red Faction Watch: IGN Review
Posted by ivan:
IGN (which of course stands for Inept Goober's Network) had their PS2 division post up a review of Red Faction, which they lovingly gave a 9.1 (out of 10 of course). It's a pretty lengthy read, but if you have a PS2 and still haven't gotten RF (which means you're an idiot, cripple, retard, in prison, or all four) then maybe this will get your butt out the door and to the store. He pretty much loves everything about it and only has small gripes; stuff like the framerate was at a constant 30 instead of 60, characters can be a bit goofy looking, and not as much emphasis is placed on geo-mods in the later levels. C'mon now dude? Mister fancy pants IGN gave the bleedin' thing a 9.1, so how many more 9+ reviews is it going to take before you shell out the fifty bones and put yourself in the fun zone? Does a mule need to kick you in the head again offsetting the first kick that is apparently keeping you from utilizing your higher brain functions and buying the damn thing? Buy now; think later, I always say. So you work as a medical test subject and don't make all that much money. Who cares? I mean, do you really need to pay the water or heating bill? You know you want it... 
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