Registered: Jul 2000
Location: I am everywhere, and I am nowhere.
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Posted by ivan:

Those goons at Daily "we think we're so hot because we pull in a million hits a day" Radar put up some uber-lame list of date predictions for the "top twenty games of 2001" on the PS2. Most of games on the list are obviously craptacular, but Red Faction is on there somewhere and they give it a "fair" chance of making its Daily Radar assigned ship date of "03/15/00." Wow! Not only do they manage to arbitarily pull a date out of their collective sweaty ass with absolutely no backing, but apparently to get RF we now have to travel back in time to March of 2000. Just when I put that damn time machine in storage... Jesus man, sometimes me thinks inbreds and giraffes run that site, eh cousin Merl? Wait... Perhaps inbred giraffes... Hmmmm... Anyway, here's the link. C'mon sucka, I dare you to click it, yo! You would be better off using your bandwidth downloading Al Gore/zoo and farm animal porno extravaganza though. Yippee! I'm going to go kill myself now.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Dayton
Posts: 1430

Ivan, we here at Volition Watch are concerned about your self-destructive attitudes and we've decided to refer you to our company psychologist. He'll take the time to listen to your problems and make everything begin to seem sane again. Also, I think Icefire is going to check you in to the Betty Ford Clinic too.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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Man, they predict the future in the past and get it wrong. That IS stupid.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Apple Valley, MN
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Huh? What self destructive attitudes? I totally would have said the same thing about Daily Radar, actually.

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: San Jose, CA
Posts: 351

I only drink in the morning on workdays! Arghh... I don't have a prob- *hiccup* -lem... You have the prob... Ughhh... Where am I? ... Five dollars? I ain't pyying fiv dooolllaedd............ GEt yer handz off my ass you crazy donkey.. Where are my cigarettes?

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Registered: Jul 2000
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Yes... hmm... IceFire showed me the case...

You'll have to go into the sanitarium with Dr. Dark and nurse Clevageachoo... Don't be looking at the nurse's name funny now, she's Dark's only daughter after that accident a year ago with those Shivans in that D&D style bar-fight....

Now Mr. Ivan, can I call you that? No.. We-Tard-Did Sofa King isn't your name... now Mr. Ivan please come with the people in the white robes... thank you....

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