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well... mr.Psycho... welcome to my secret volcanoe lair
*staff guy whispers in ear*
Oh, sorry, welcome to my underground lair... better?
Yes...
I hope you enjoy your visit...
*Sinister smile*
As breif as it may be...
mwuahahahaha

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Psycho ask evil doctor " wheres the head?" evil guy points and Psycho goes. While in the Can he removes his shoe and call headquarters.

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Seal the door to the latrine, and pump it full of noxious(sp?) gas...

*Evil henchman does as he is told*

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Psycho notices the gas belowing out from the sink faucet and removes the portable gas mask from his belt buckel

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Hm... that should be long enough... Open the door, and take Mr. Psycho's body to the Incinerator...

*Evil henchman makes his way toward the door.*

*Pushes a button to stop the gas*

*Evil Henchman Enters*

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Psycho notices the knobe turning and removes the mask from his mouth then lays down on floor and plays dead

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*Inept henchman sees the lifeless body of Mr. Psycho*

*Henchman grabs the legs, and drags him within 2 feet of Evil Dr. Snipes*

*Inept Henchman's gun conveniently falls out of sheeth right in front of Mr. Psycho*

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Psycho sees the gun! spins around on his back grabbing the gun.*Shot* a bullet rips tru the skull of the hinchmen then quickly lines up a shot for Snipes

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Fool! That's a single shot Derringer! You wasted your chance!

Guards! Send in Plan B!

*Doors open around room, and tiny oompa-loompa midgets come flooding in to bite Psycho's ankles*

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Psycho looks up and sees a cross member on the roof * points at the roof and fires the Psychomatic wrist rocket cable launcher.
An oompa grabs at Psycho then a kick from the right leg of Psycho sends the Oompa flying into the others rushing him.
Psycho luanches himself into the rafters

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Oh nads...

Guards! Get him down from there... he'll break my rafters.. They're only made of Balsa wood, ya'know...

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*sigh* No comment....


*removes legs from desk top momentarily to grab an Oompa and toss it into his specimen bag. Replaces legs on desk top and resumes the difficult process of ignoring Snipes and Psycho*

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Guards! I know you haven't eaten in a week, so theres a sandwich waiting for you on the desk! Get it!

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Starving guards rush towards Sandwich, who continues to ignore everyone and everything.

When they get to 2.5432 meters from Sandwich, they vaporize.

The last guard in line, seeing all his buddies vaporize before his eyes, manages to stop at 2.5582 meters. He only looses his nose, toes and pot-belly. Then, as he collapses to the floor in agony from loosing the aforementioned body parts, his head falls within the deadly radius from the sleeping Sandwich.

THUDD! *sound of headless body hitting floor*

Sandwich, secure within the comfort of his Gluo-meson Haggis field, continues to rest.

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*fires hand-help nuclear fusion beam at Field Generator*

*Sandwich's field fails to repulse the beam*

*Field Generator destroyed*

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Suddenly, Commander Fozzy of the SAS bravely swings through the open window on a rope brandishing a M16 Comando (the one with the grenade launcher).

*Fozzy holds up the gun and lets rip a whole Magazine towards Sandwich*

He Says: "Die you evil Snack"*whilst pumping grenades towards him*

They have no efect.

*he then pulls a flamer out of now ware, frying the "EVIL" sandwich untill he turns to toast.

Fozzy says: "I Like Tost"

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You guys put in too much effort...

A simple visible light laser would have burned him much easier...

Great... now I've got 3 people to have killed... OOMPA LOOMPAs!! Get Them!!!

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Argh ime alergic to ompa loompas, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"Ompa loompa, ompa lopma, lumpety lump"

There song drives me Crazy

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*fozzy pops from fear*

One down, 2 to go...

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Sandwich scrapes off his outer layer of carbonized skin (read: crust) to reveal nice soft skin (read: bread innards). He then looks around for the remains of whatever field generator it was that Snipes destroyed. Spotting it 4 meters behind him, he looks at the partially burnt sign. What the heck is a "Virtual Baseball Field Generator"? Oh well, it's useless now.

Looking at Fozzy, Sandwich contemplates how to rid the world of his presence. Hmmm, he thinks. If I just get up and walk towards him, the Gluo-meson Haggis field should do the rest.

Sandwich gets up...

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