Registered: Aug 2000
Location: England!!
Posts: 218

Ok, scors:

in no particular order...
Darklord: IIIII
Shadow: IIIIIII
Mad Bomber: I
HeX: IIII
MadMac: I
Fantomeye: I
Sniper997: III
Dravin: III
Ulesseys: I
DarkHorse: I

Happy?

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: UK
Posts: 73

Still cant spell my handle...I guess that's another one to Darklord

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Somewhere
Posts: 2894

I posted on this thread, isn't that worth a lemon? :P

just kiddin'

hehe....you guys have fun with lemon awards, I'm gonna go eat a bag of lemon drops...mmmmm...lemon drops...

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: England!!
Posts: 218

Thank you

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: North Pole, Alaska, USA
Posts: 176

I'll take Snipers lemons, thank you very much

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: England!!
Posts: 218

No Swapping Lemons

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Quebec, Canada
Posts: 253

hey, no fair man, Darklord only has to misspell Ulysses to get a lemon.

Dammmit Ulesses!!!

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: South of Canada, North of Mexico.
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I'm surprised this topic lasted as long as it did.

Dude, we need some serious ownage on some of these posts...

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: South of Canada, North of Mexico.
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P.S. Give my lemons away, they're too sour.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: England!!
Posts: 218

Nice try.

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: UK
Posts: 73

*Ulysses777 takes back Darklord's lemon and stuffs it down Shadow's throat..."

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Quebec, Canada
Posts: 253

*cough* *choke* *cough* *cough*

Shadow: Thank you. *Cough*

*cough* *spurt out blood* *cough*

Shadow: Oh sh**.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Quebec, Canada
Posts: 253

What, Are you saying that because I misspelled Ulesies the second time I said
Ulasses. I mean Ulossess ain't that hard to write. I bet your mispelling Ulesess on purpose to get more lemons. Ulissis stop giving Darklord lemons. Okay Ulezzes.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Posts: 416

Man, zis cud be a riot! Ve nita UberSpaceCrak and Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster about now!

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Lo-Fidelity All Star
Posts: 2273

I give myself a Lime.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Milton Keynes, UK
Posts: 1216

Okay...how about this:

While drawing one evening (I don't recall why) I stopped to sharpen my pencil. As I picked up the now-sharpened pencil it flew out of my hand. For some reason I can't fathom, rather than let it fall to the ground I made a grab for it.

Needless to say, the pencil ended up stuck right into the centre of my palm. Still, fate had one bonus for me: it was my right hand, and so I wasn't able to write at school, meaning that I essentially got half-a-week off. Sweet. So, does THAT merit a lemon?

Or perhaps this? A couple of weeks ago, in the evening the phone rang. I ran for it, for some reason - smashing my knee into the doorframe on the way. So basically, my conversation with my parents (out of the country at the time) went like this:

Me: Hi, ow, ow!

Dad: Hello...why are you saying 'ow'?

Me: Ow...I just smashed my ow knee into ow the ow doorframe while I was coming ow for the phone...

I'm stupid, aren't I?

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Quebec, Canada
Posts: 253

No, I'm the stupidest of them all. Ahyuck hyuck.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Somewhere in Germany ;)
Posts: 1625

I agree with Shadow (plus I exceeded Orange´s # of posts with this one)

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Earth
Posts: 512

I chose my handle as Disaster , and I fart alot.

I beleive that's worth a lemon! If not a lemon I deserve atleast an apple

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Quebec, Canada
Posts: 253

*whack*

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