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:I telekinetically grab the warhead and chuck it back at ZeroNet, vaporizing him and everything within 9 miles of him. I survive because of my very strong magic, which protects me:

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"Yugi, I have no doubt that the Heart of the Cards is a powerful philosophy, and that it all works well for you. But I have to duel my own way. I can't risk trying something new."
--Seto Kaiba to Yugi Moto, from Yu-Gi-Oh! episode 14: The Scars of Defeat

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Xaphod steps out of the bathroom... instantly severe radiation burns appear over his body, and his hair falls out.

Xaphod sighs. "Always while I'm on a night out. It was the same in Hiroshima and Nagasaki back in the 40s... Then that brief swimming trip by the muraurora (sp?) atoll..."

Xaphod takes a RAD-X pill. Because Xaphod has a good radiation resistance, and was in the toilet when the bomb went off, Xaphod rolls a 6, a 4 and a 5, successfully avoiding dying hideously.

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*bumpalicious!*

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*bump some more!*

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--Seto Kaiba to Yugi Moto, from Yu-Gi-Oh! episode 14: The Scars of Defeat

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Meanwhile my new 3ed character, Cuinsear Faileas, takes out his Flaming Longbow of True Striking, and shoots off 9 volleys of arrows at Boct. That's (9d4)x2 + 9d6, and I roll a maximum roll on each, so that's 126 damage.

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Any and all Bosch Beer is hereby stolen - ahem, confiscated - by the GTVA - No, ensign, don't get out the cups yet - and must be sent to the GTD Orion Class Destroyer, the GTD Wolf - Corporal, I said we wanted pizza, not hamburgers! - stationed in this system. Any reluctance to comply and we'll make you our pinata - ahem, PoW - until further notice.

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Zeronet Casts Magic Arrow at Grey wolf and then casts Improved invisibilty and runs off.

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"After checking my game, I find that the mech I'm in has one thousand-plus HP on all parts. That was like farting on me; annoying and nothing but."

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So you most liekly step on that character, right? So I bring in my next new character, Cuinnsear Faileas, who starts playing his instrument. With his +30 to his perform check, he does an extraordinary performance. This calms everyone, and the fighting stops long enough for the bar to be rebuilt.

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Okay I'll stay calm for awhile. Man the duels have been fun

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:I set up a gauntlet full of Osama Bin Laden robots:

"There we go! A way to work off some stress without blowing each other to Hell and back!"

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--Seto Kaiba to Yugi Moto, from Yu-Gi-Oh! episode 14: The Scars of Defeat

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*snicker snicker snicker*

*warps in and decapitates your post*

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oh the humanity.

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oops, im immune to AD&D.

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I thought this thread was dead? hehe First time I saw Dark on a Forum??????? hehe.........is Dark ProD&D?

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dark posts?

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My character smashes one of the robots in the head with his instrument and yells "El kabong!"

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cease and decist all acts of Roll Playing.

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