Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Posts: 416

Okay. I admit. I'm lost.

/me acknowledges Sirius's STFU spell.

I don't kill people for no reason, though! I give them Flesch wounds cuz they can't speel!

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Duelist Kingdom
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Okay then, better go slash yourself up a bit.

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Registered: Jul 2000
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Hey, masochism isn't part of the deal.

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Registered: Oct 2000
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I was only kidding anyway

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Registered: Jul 2000
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Yeah, I figured as much.

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Registered: Oct 2000
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"Hey DarkHorse, you wanna fight with as opposed to against me?"

:I wait patiently for DarkHorse's reply.:

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Registered: Jul 2000
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::kills everyone::

HA! I win!

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Duelist Kingdom
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:I rise from the dead:

"You really should pay attention to what happens on previous pages, Razzle! I had Re-Raise ward on me!"

:I pull my halberd out and begin slashing away at Razzle with it; I soon take his left leg off:

"Don't mess with me!"

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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Tsk, tsk. For llamahs like him, you want a HugeAss Mechanical Crossbowâ„¢.

* DarkHorse mounts it on a nearby ledge and fires a sheaf arrow - straight through Mr. Razzle's head.

"Of course, that was a magical arrow. It won't actually kill him, but it'll give us a useful handle."

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Registered: Aug 2000
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I'll make a really stupid suggestion.

Wouldn't this get a little less out-of-hand if there was a DM?

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Duelist Kingdom
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Who cares?

:I pull my magic wand out and use it to conjure a HugeAss Mechanical Crossbow, per DarkHorse's recommendation. Realizing I need more firepower than that, I transfigure it into a MX-64 bazooka. I begin firing it in every direction:

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Registered: Jul 2000
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You thereby have more firepower.

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:Realizing I need even more firepower than that, I turn it into a double-firing MX-64 bazooka, conjure another one, and begin firing them in every direction:

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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Question!

<in whisper>"Have you quite finished yet?"

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Registered: Oct 2000
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Yes I have.

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And in Gates Firewind, the hugely powerful Level-40 Ranger/Mage with all of his stats at 25. As a son of Bhaal, he walks in, ignoring the puny mortals battling each other, and orders good old Firewine Ale.

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All your stats at 25? You must have used the wrong dice. Either that or you got far too many power tabs. ;-)

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I figured since a person at the beginning of this topic someone had a Cloak of Fire Protection +1000000, I figured I'd bring in my cheating BG2 Character. (Slightly modified of course!)

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Webmaster of [url="http://www.geocities.com/jdd1617"]GTD Wolf[/url]

Designer of the "Operation: Underground" Campaign

"It could be worse." -Princess Leia

"'Tis only a flesh wound!" -Black Knight

"Brave, brave Sir Robin, brave Sir Robin ran away." -Robin's Minstrels

[This message has been edited by Grey Wolf 2009 (edited 04-02-2001).]

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Note: The stats and level are from cheating. If you want to know what I added in when I modified the character, just attack me and you'll learn right before you're wiped out of existence. And whoever said BGII is based on 4th Edition, don't be an idiot. 4th Edition hasn't been created yet! BGII uses 3rd Edition rules!

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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I have no intention of attacking you.

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