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*DarkHorse casts Pekorukunafu on the fireball. It is instantly dissipated by the ice.*

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:I step into the bar, take a very odd ring from my pocket, and place it on my left ring finger:

Me: Hey DarkHorse!
DarkHorse: What?
Me: You're a wuss!
DarkHorse:WHAT!?!?
Me: You heard right you're a wuss! You are stupid!
DarkHorse: THAT'S IT!
: DarkHorse casts a lv 11 fireball of his own at me, only to be incinerated himself as the ring I placed on my finger earlier generates a Reflection ward, bouncing the spell back:
Me: Haha Haaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhh!
:I didn't plan for the fireball also igniting and destroying the bar, but I rise from the cinders of the bar after it's done burning thanks to my Re-Raise ward. I place another one on myself, and a second on Darklord, who was also incinerated and reincarnated. I use the bar's restore function, and then I return to the bar, where Shrike is standing, having been restored along with the bar:
Me: Hey Shrike! One bottle of Mountain Dew!
:shrike passes a bottle of Mountain Dew to me:
Me: Thank you! And sorry about the bar! And killing you!
:I drink my Mountain Dew and I am instantly revitalized by the caffeine jolt:
Me: Damn, I forgot DarkHorse!
:I walk over to DarkHorse's corpse and Raise him:
Me: Sorry about that! I needed to make sure my Reflect Ring wasn't damaged! Thanks for helping!

[This message has been edited by boct1584 (edited 01-13-2001).]

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*Darklord realises that he is in effect a zombie, and rips his arm off and beats boctf with it for what he did*

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*Guy walks into the bar that looks like the wizard kid from the D&D cartoon.*

*He takes off his hat and casts a spell *

*Flowers start raining down from the ceiling*

Ooops!

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:I inform Darklord that he is NOT a zombie, as I Resurrected him, I didn't Animate Dead him, and I forgive him for smacking me:

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Hmm. A -very- poor impersonation of me. Not to mention attempting to control someone else's PC is strictly lame and impossible. :-P

Sorry, just had to say that.

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By the way, I don't think fireballs actually have levels. I could have cast Meteor Swarm, but in that situation I wouldn't bother casting anything. In fact, my probable response would be: "Hey, at least I don't use AOL." ;-)

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quote:

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Originally posted by DarkHorse:
Hmm. A -very- poor impersonation of me. Not to mention attempting to control someone else's PC is strictly lame and impossible. :-P

Sorry, just had to say that.

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Well, I was just kidding around. Aren't we all? Besides, people have done that before, right? So I figured I'd do it myself. Beside, my Reflect ward would've knocked just about ANY harm-inducing spell back at the caster, unless he Reflects it off himself(game mechanic from Final Fantasy)

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Umm...why can't i post on this topic?

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quote:

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Originally posted by R128 Darklord:
Umm...why can't i post on this topic?

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Its obviously a doppelganger! Get him!

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Boct: Oh well, next time you try to impersonate me, remember that I don't just cast spells at miscellaneous people without a relatively good reason. And someone proclaiming that I'm a doofus, moron or whatever isn't a good reason. ;-)

Anyway, where were we...

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Hmm. Consider this an exception, I'm getting bored.

*DarkHorse, just for the heck of it, summons a giant worm 200 metres from the bar (1/8 of a mile, for you who still can't comprehend any moderately sane system of measurement) and casts Demand on it to make it attack the bar and its occupants; note that this includes its caster.*

DarkHorse: "We have company."

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:Snipes quickly gets up and runs like hell to his 1969 Mustang. He turns it on, and floors it, going 130 mph, he keeps going until he finds a bridge where a worm would be unable to go. After crossing the bridge, he demolishes it, with Boct and M. Sterling still in traction. Snipes is safe... for now...:

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*DarkHorse polymorphs into a Utahraptor.*

DarkHorse: "This could be fun."

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*Darkord polymorphs into Jon Davies fomr KoRn*

Darklord/Davies: Fear me! I'm well scary, I am, Wooo!

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You mean we WILL be in traction thanks to your leadfoot!

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:In response to Snipes's demolition of the bridge, I quickly consult my notebook of "Spells to get you the hell out of any jam", pull out my wand, point it at the bridge, and shout "Reparo!". Max and I laugh at Snipes as my spell repairs the bridge. Max and I run across, and then I destroy it again. With us safe on the oppposite side of the bridge from the worm, I point my wand at it, and I say "Avada Kedavra!" The worm crumples as my Killing Curse hits its target.:

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*DarkHorse the Utahraptor attacks Jon Davies with both rear claws.

Roll of 8. Considering that Jon Davies sucks and therefore is probably level 1 with an AC of 10, and the THAC0 of a Utahraptor would be sorda low, that's probably a hit.

Rolling damage.*

*DarkHorse the Utahraptor inflicts 13 points of damage on Jon Davies. Given that Jon Davies sucks and is therefore level 1, he is killed instantly.*

*DarkHorse reforms into a centaur again, then resurrects Darklord as his original form.*

"Korn sucks. Period."

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