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You're all mad, MAD, MAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Mad" is such a harsh word. I infinitely prefer "intellectually aimless."


In other news, I believe I've uncovered a conspiracy by WalMart to kill me! To begin with I wasn't even allowed to enter the store after that last awkward incident with that cashier girl and the sculpting balloon...well, I don't want to have to explain that again. Took hours with the cops last time. But when I went in there today to sell them my SPAMICIDE I think it was the last straw! It didn't help it was the same cashier girl I talked to last time too!

There are snipers in blue vests with yellow smiley face masks everywhere now, so I have to hurry. AHHH! Yes! Like that one! Look, the only way we can stop their diabolical scheme to flood the market with their own version of SPAMICIDE now (which they stole from me of course) is to do the very thing we pledged not to: SPAM! Now I know it sounds bleak, but I've got some good news. I just saved fifty dollars on my car insurance by switching to--

*bang*

G.....G......Geico........

*thud*

TO BE CONTINUED

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Watch out wall mart shoppers
I`m the one removing that stupid key they stick on a can of spam.. HAHAHA HA HA HA HA


Oh, you want your key, no you can`t have it HAHAHAHA HA HA ha ha ha.

*runs* Hords of wall mart shoppers on my heels...

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OOh. Intellectually Aimless...

Anyway.

WalMart is teh devil too. Check your history people... In 2256, Walmart, Inc bought out Han-Ronald, and in 2300 became part of the senate for the Chinese-held Mars regional gov't. From there they proceeded to gain more and more influence, until they changed their name to the...

*Peeew-peew* *peew*

Ahh!

*peew*

*thud*

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Whew, you'll all be happy to know I'm alive! As it happens, the bullet I was hit with was one of those crappy generic WalMart brands! Upon entering me it broke into a dozen or so probably harmless pieces. One of them even popped out and I found the No Warranty clause on it. Suckers.

However, time is of the essence. In nine days, Walmart is going to release their brand of SPAMICIDE and our ploy here will be finished! I'm still working on a plan, but in the event you are captured, you must do the honorable thing and commit [url=http://www.msu.edu/~couilla3/ninja/seppuku.htm]seppuku![/url] I will see you shortly!

Oh, and I just called for an ambulence for Snipes! I hope he will be okay!

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......................................!


starts sell vasudan milk*

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/me mumbles something incoherant under his breath while aiming a blow gun at S.D. from under the sheet on the gurney.

[all dramatic-like ] You mussn't let them win!!! [ /all dramatic like] *raises fist in the air! Which in turn destabilzes the gurney and tips it over.*

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/sees vasudan Trying aim/

/me thinks that takes at leat year before that vasudan learns how shoot/

Still sells vasudan milk

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Stop fighting, ladies! Snipes, get back in that ambulence! And where exactly are you getting that Vasudan Milk, silver dracon? I didn't know there were any Vasudan cows-oh. Ah ha.

On a saner note, I've just scored a victory against the WMS Pricey! She was carrying a load of pirated SPAMICIDE when I came across her in my Deimos-class corvette somewhere in the Asteroid Belt! I acted quickly, cramming Adam Sandler into a Trebuchet's warhead and aiming at the Pricey. WalMart immediately surrendered the freighter to me!

I came across this picture of the EU elections while surfing the BBC this morning:



I hope all their voting booooths are like that because now I'm moving to Europe for a month! Why can't democracy be that hot here?! Wheeeeee!

And finally, it is my sad duty to report that Hillary Duff will not be joining us in our campaign against WalMart. It seems she'd been indicted on a million counts of vehicular homicide. That is all.

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United Space Unofficial Notice #4351

Oh, and RESIST! CONTINUE THE FIGHT!

COUNTER-WALMARTS MUST WIN!

SPAMICIDE WILL PREVAIL!

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quote:

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Stop fighting, ladies! Snipes, get back in that ambulence! And where exactly are you getting that Vasudan Milk, silver dracon? I didn't know there were any Vasudan cows-oh. Ah ha.

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Best be! You keep milking me, and you'll get something you won't like...


:nervous:

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Yack!



Spam/////////

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and more Spam////

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..................!!!!!
and it's time for spam

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Ok. This has gotten old.

Time for 0wnage...

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