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still trying, huh?

>the small rubber ball morphs into Shrike<

Nice try....

>Shrike adjusts Darks quantum waveform, causing him to cease to exist. Dark vanished with a *pop* as the forces of reality grind him out of existence<

Shrike then decides this has gotten too silly, and leaves this thread unscathed.

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*sigh* He still thinks he can win

*As the cowardly Shrike ran from the thread he suddenly came to a halt and stared in horror as his body began to writhe. The muscles on his neck stood out like hawser cables drawn tight. It looked as if giant snakes where writhing underneath his skin distorting the lines of his body. Suddenly, he exploded, gobbets of flesh showered outward. Blood splattered all over the other posters. Now came the worst part*

*His skeleton stood upright. All the internal organs were revealed in their pulsing horror. Slowly but surely they unwound. Muscles unravelled and veins unknit then all the flesh began to flow together again in a new an hideous form*

*Dark, in his new body, let out a hideous demonic laugh and strode away to do.....stuff*

BTW, all the Warhammer 40k players who recognise what story I stole that from please keep their traps shut

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Wow..... I'm glad my Abishai and a bit of silence did the trick. Can we say pacifist summoner? Hmmmmm.... Just to make sure....

*Lightning bolts crash down from the sky, splitting the lone Abishai into zillions of tiny, red molecules, and slowly but surely, each tiny particle reforms into a new, seperate Abishai.*

Much better. Now, back to those bar peanuts.

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*Because Darkhorse kicked some poor Vasudan, Artimus's Vansudans were able to make it to safety. *

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* Styxx watches as Dark's new body is formed, and turns to the bartenter:
- Gimme another one of those skull thingies, but double and without ice...*

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Originally posted by Styxx:
* Styxx watches as Dark's new body is formed, and turns to the bartenter:
- Gimme another one of those skull thingies, but double and without ice...*

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Shrike passes him another one of the skull drinks...double, no ice.

'I wonder if Dark remembers that without the warp to sustain him, he's going to fall apart in a moment...... Demons, give 'em one sniff of life and they go allll ta pieces.'

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This is freakish...I posted on two other threads...and they ended up under this one.....

weird

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What? It's a quick, cheap, easy way to get an entire army out of one summoned Abishai... At least the spell didn't go wrong, or this bar would be one heck of a mess right now.

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You should make a note never to piss off a forum moderator. That goes for other boards as well.

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Point taken.
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First up it's Daemon, not Demon.
And Second, what makes you think I'm something so simple as a Daemon anyway?

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Ooooh boy, I'm with Styxx for getting a large and potent drink here....

Barkeep!


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Well guess what!

A portal mysteriously errupts infront of you all as you battle, and a man wearing a red cloak and a goofy misfitting hat with the letters: W-I-Z-Z-A-R-D upon it appears.

This man then speaks: Good day, I am Teflon Billy, great archmage of Acapulcisisio.

All of the sudden several dozens of portals errupt each one with an army of our favorite faey hairdressers (Elves) emerging.

In the chaos of these would-be mages fighting the vile tree folk, two portals errupt beside Teflon Billy where two beautiful women with bat wings emerge.

We want you back Teflon.... the winged fiends say.

I wondered when you would come back, yes I still want that death wish you offered! the crazed mage says as the women hold his arms as he goes through a new portal, and as he passes all three close.

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Hmmm....I wonder if Ace has been reading Discworld....that's the only place with 'wizzards' in it, as far as I know.....

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Woah.... That was just....wierd.... This is almost like all of the enemies of PlaneScape: Torment rolled into one, gooey mess, injected with acid and given one too many VERY long bouts of Mortal Kombat.

I'm starting to agree with AlphaKiller, but those damn drinking age laws just keep getting in the way.

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Alphakiller casts Level 21 Fakius Identificationus at BlueFlames, then hands him a mint-condition fake-ID that will pass any drinking establishment's tests.

How the hell do you think I'm in here getting drunk?

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Ahhh....poor boys...

Isn't it great that the drinking age is 19 here.....

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Back from the dead (in more ways than one), and out for blood, Artimus charges up in his Timber Wolf. He levels the building with ER PPC fire, peppers the crowds with his pulse lasers, then steps on those left.

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Damn clanners.....

I wonder how your posts got reset Artimus... that sux.

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Me account was deleted.

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