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* Styxx approaches the mountain, and whispers something. *

Styxx: <whispers something incomprehensible>

Mountain: Ok, I'll tell you what I know then...

Styxx: See? You must do it the right way!

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In my vast experience, people who speak to mountains are usually criminally insane

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Mountain: You must seek the Space Crack Monkey in the Capella system. He will tell you were to go from there.

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* Styxx shakes his head after hearing Thunder's last comment. *

Styxx: Tsk. I've already told you: I am not insane, I am enlightened. It's rather different, you know?

Thunder: Hmmm - yeah, right.

Styxx: And in case you are wondering, a little SpaceCrack can make even a mountain talk...

[This message has been edited by Styxx (edited 10-27-2000).]

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So what are you saying? That that isn't snow at the peak, that just a hella lot of Spacecrack?

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Styxx: Ssshhhh, don't tell it anyone - the mountain might get mad if anyone takes it SpaceCrackâ„¢ away...

Dravin: Okay.

* Styxx turns around, trusting that Dravin will tell no one about the SpaceCrackâ„¢. *

Dravin: Hey, everyone! Looka at the top of that...

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HeX: Enough chit chat! We have a Monkey to find!

*HeX pulls a small remote out of his pocket and presses a button with a "boo-bweep!" A 10km black ship descends from space crushing several famers fields. A ramp lowers from a hatch and HeX motions the others to follow him*

HeX: Welcome onboard the newly constructed HGOD Psychosis. If your gonna travel, travel in luxury I say. The casino is on deck 3, bar on deck 4...

*HeX looks up as Seona rushes for the elevator knocking several people out of the way and presses the 4 button*

HeX: And the various other relaxation locales are on decks 5-10. Enjoy. I'll be on the bridge.

*The others board and HeX sets off for the bridge as the Psychosis rises into space*

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* Styxx takes a look around the Psychosis, and then stops at the bridge. *

Styxx: Nice ship you have here. Could be bigger, though.

HeX: Shuddup, foo.

Styxx: Okay...

* Styxx smiles, and returns to the casino to watch the - guess what - mud wrestling... *

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Thunder steps up alongside Styxx, just as he finishes talking about the size of the ship...

Thunder: Your right you know Styxx...

Styxx: About what?

Thunder: This ship - kinda small isn't it?

Styxx: yeah, well... don't tell Eishtmo, He'll get cranky....

Thunder:Sounds good to me....say, theres a 300 person LAN set up on deck 7, wanna quick blast of FS2?

Styxx: Whats FS2?

Thunder: <Faints>

Styxx: What? What is it? tell me someone! <stumbles out of the bridge in search of someone who know what this elusive "FS2" might be...

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*HeX notices Shrike walk onto the Bridge*

Shrike: Kinda small ship huh HeX?

HeX: Yeah well the HeX Grand Order has been on a budget for the last while. Besides, it's my own personal pleasure cruise ship and I prefer to keep things small.

Shrike: Ah. Well I'll be at the bar keeping Seona from killing to many of your staff.

HeX: No worries, their all Zealots. I can clone more later.

*The ship rattles slightly from an explosion below*

HeX: And remember to tell the others to watch their powers in here. That's the 2nd explosive decompression in the last 8 seconds.

*Shrike leaves the bridge as HeX activates the comm.*

HeX: Damage control to the casino please.

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*Dravin looks around with a confused look on his face. *

Dravin: "Where am I? That last thing I know was that I was gonna tell everyone about the..."

*Dravin clasped on the floor, and awakes minutes later. *

Dravin: "Stupid Gieses!"


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Hmm, looks like I've become the nararator.

*The Psychosis voyages towards Capella and will arrives in a awhile, enjoy yourself during the ride*

*Shadow walks onto the bridge*

Shadow: Nice Ship you have here.

Hex: Thanks, but I wonder how long it'll last.

*A red light flashed on deck 9 and a list of things apear on a a screen*

*Hex turns on the comm*

Hex: Containment crew on deck 9, we got radiation, high levels of SpaceCrack gas, and a singularity about to open.

*A stong buzz sounds*

Hex: And 2 raving lunatics armed with flamethrowers.

*Hex turns off the comm*

Shadow: Ouch.

Hex: You'll get used to it.

Shadow: Mind if I take the controls for a a while, you go get a drink.

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*Orange is confused and doesn't know what's going on.

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*DarkHorse has somehow wound up in the Psychosis, and is in the cargo hold for probably no good reason. Hearing Hex's alarm, DarkHorse proceeds to an intercom...*

DarkHorse: Hey, remember to compress and bottle that stuff! Spacecrack's worth a crapload in these parts!

*DarkHorse returns to the cargo to stuff packets of SpaceCrack in a suitcase (see, I told you it was for no good reason).*

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Styxx: This is too slow.

Shrike: For sure....you got an idea?

Styxx: ....Uh huh.....hold on a sec.

*Styxx pulls out a phone and calls up Krazy Khonsu's Used Starships.*

Styxx: ....................

Shrike: Well?

Styxx: Well, they Finally finished reconditioning those Chimera fighters of mine.

Shrike: Those things are Hella Fastâ„¢. I assume you're getting them shipped in a large crate?

Styxx: Two, actually.

Shrike: Good enough. Let's roll.

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Thunder: <pulls up alongside in the RD Vindicator>

"Hey Eishtmo! Race ya!"

<Punches "Fusion Reheat" and disappears from view>

Eishtmo: "So thats how it is - is it?"

<Punches a large red button marked "Do Not Press">

"Alright..."

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*E finds himself sitting in Noddys car*

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::blinks repeatedly and wanders off to somewhere more sane... maybe TaS::

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*pokes Forsaken ones eye out. then runs off like a girl.*

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Okay you people finally reach the Space Crack monkey.

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