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Shadow: I say we just go find the source of all spacecrack and take the bar with us.

*Shadow goes back to the window were he activated the restore feature and fiddels around with it*

*The legs of 2 patrons disapear and reappear attached to the underside of the bar*

Shadow: There who's with me.

2 patrons without legs: Well, awe crap.

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Shadow screams: Anyone there?!?

Echo: Anyone there, Anyone there...

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vin covers his ears with his hands.*

Dravin: "You needn't scream so loud master."

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*Shadow thinks for a while*

Shadow: Hmm.

*Shadow screams at the top of his lungs*

*The heads of about 20 patrons explode*

Shadow: Hehe.

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PhoenixBlade: Yeah, sure. I'm in. Sure beats beating on the patrons.

Patron #1 without legs: Hah, hah... Very funny.

* Phoenix frowns and steps on the Patron's foot. The Patron screams and starts to limp, making the bar fall, crunching the other Patron's feet who starts to hit on the First Patron's head.*

PhoenixBlade: Well?

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DarkHorse: Insane, eh? I like it.

*DarkHorse gets up from his chair for the first time in about eight hours, walks outside and hails a "taxi".*

DarkHorse: Do you not have anything slightly larger than an Elysium transport available?

Elysium Pilot: We do, but we can't fly them this close to the ground.

DarkHorse: Oh well. Get me to the nearest Argo transport.

Elysium Pilot: That'll be 4 GP.

*DarkHorse hands over the cash.*

DarkHorse is transferred to the Argo transport.

DarkHorse: You have any idea where the Source of All Spacecrack is?

Pilot: Nope.

DarkHorse: Looks like it'll be a long journey then. By the way, raise your shields. It's dangerous down there. People like Shadow have a tendency to throw things hellaâ„¢ far.

Pilot: There aren't any shields on Argo transports.. sorry.

DarkHorse: Guess I'll just have to get to work on making some. Meanwhile, see if you can find that Spacecrack.

Pilot: Have you been smoking something?

DarkHorse: Of course, who hasn't?

Pilot: You want me to find something which I didn't even know EXISTED, let alone where it is, and to top that all off you want me to let you screw with the transport, right?

DarkHorse: Right. Either that or you probably lose your transport. And by the way, I have no intention of meddling with the reactor et cetera... I've got a better plan.

*DarkHorse casts Invulnerable and Prismatic Sphere on the Argo transport.*

Pilot: And I'm supposed to see through that?

*DarkHorse casts Invisibility on the Prismatic Wall*

DarkHorse: Nope.

Pilot: Thank you.

DarkHorse: No problem.

*DarkHorse winks*

DarkHorse: Now, where is that Spacecrack...

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*A friendly patron throws a bag of spacecrack, but Darklord grabs it*

Darklord: Yoink!

*Runs like a little girl for the door*

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Dravin: "Your all insane!"

Shadow: "So?"
Pheonix: "So?"
Shrike: "So?"
Styxx: "So?
Hex: "So?"
Seona: "So*hic*?"
Darklord: "So?"
Slanker: "So?"
(And the list goes one, use your imagination for anyone i missed.)

Dravin: " Cool, just wondering if you were aware."

*Dravin hurridly takes notes, and sends them to the 'Big Man' with the 'Rubber Room', and the nice 'White' Jackets.*

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Styxx: Hey, I am not insane - I am enlightened. Respect is good and keeps your teeth intact.

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*Slanker stands in the door and sticked some lemons into Darklord´s throat. Then he fades out.

*Darklord doesn´t say "Yoink" anymore...

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> Thunder walks into the area, looks around, sees nothing of real interest and leaves. Stopping only to slap a small boy that keeps asking him for money...

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quote:

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Originally posted by R128Thunder:
> Thunder walks into the area, looks around, sees nothing of real interest and leaves. Stopping only to slap a small boy that keeps asking him for money...

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PhoenixBlade: The boy much promise in him, he had. But retaliating he did not, making him useless, it did.

* Phoenix gets up and slaps the boy himself.*

PhoenixBlade: From now on, I'll just accept chicken apprentices...

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*HeX and seveal Zealots carrying HeX's luggage appear at the door to the bar*

HeX: Hey! Are we on this quest or what!? Common you NHotA! We have a treasure to find!

Seona: Later

Phoenix: Not right now

Shadow: In a bit

Scythe: I am a walrus!

HeX: Fine I'll just have to find it myself! Onward Zealots! North I say!

*The Zealots step north and straight off the edge of the crack created by the earthquake Phoenix created earlier*

HeX: Okay....maybe it was South...

*HeX walks South and smaks into a tree*

HeX: Or maybe I'll just stay in the bar.

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*Shadow laugh at Hex's stupidity*

Shadow: Okay let's go on a quest. Gather all your stuff, this voyage ain't gonna be pretty. First stop is the all knowing talking mountain, we must ask him the directions.

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*Shrike looks at Styxx.*

Let's go.

*Shrike and Styxx walk off in search of the Source of all Spacecrack.

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* Phoenix nods at Shadow and picks up his Incredible Clip-On Decapitation Cloak and some Chicken Eggs . Shrike notices this and tpas on Phoenix's shoulder.*

Shrike: The Cape I understand, but what does the Lord of Destruction do with some of the most fragile objects in the World?

PhoenixBlade: Oh, the Eggs ? I like fresh minions... Besides, they take less space this way.

Shrike: Hoooooookay... I'm sorry I asked!

PhoenixBlade: Well, I'm ready.

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*Slanker wonders why nobody notices him

*Dynamo lurks behind the door to own any new topics Slanker makes

*Dynamo is a hippy

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Seona: ok you guys go and I'll just stay here wilth the bar an....
*HeX grabbs Seona and drages her off after them*
Seona: Awe dam*. I just wanted to stay and make sure that noone "stole the bar".
HeX: Yeah right. I wouldn't trust you with the bar for the life of me.

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Shadow: Okay off we go.

*Shadow, Chuckerhorse, Seona, Hex and Pheonix ride off and arrive at the Talking mountain*

Seona: Tell me where the source of all space crack is or I'll swipe you with my tail.

Mountain: No.

*Seona swipes at the mountain but only cuts off a few trees*

Hex: Tell us or I will warp you into a pretzel and eat you.

Mountain: No

*Hex warps the mountain into a pretzel and eat it, but the pretzel retakes it's original shape and size and rips Hex apart from the inside out. But Hex's pieces come backtogether and reform*

Hex: Hmm. Dang that stings.

Pheonix: Tell us or I will uhh, make you crumble to dust.

Mountain: No

*Pheonix makes the mounatin crumble to dust, but then a new mountain grows at it's place*

Shadow: You betetr tell us or I'll kill you... wait a sec what am I saying, killing a mountain. Hmm, I think this'll take time.

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