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"To the wumunizer.... " thread.

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* Phoenix rubs his hands, noticing most of the NHotA have left the bar. He takes a remote control out of his pocket and presses a button. Suddenly, the Volcano disappears.*

PhoenixBlade: They are tricked by a pathetic hologram! Man, I should've thought of this before.

* Phoenix calmly makes his way to the door and motions everyone to come inside.*

Everyone: Wha-? Huh?

PhoenixBlade: Illusion. Come inside.

Everyone: WHAT?!

* Everyone eyes Phoenix oddly and starts to advance on him. Phoenix doesn't twitch.*

PhoenixBlade: I can summon a real one anytime I fancy, by the way.

* Everybody stops and look at each other, shrugging. They re-enter the bar and the confusion starts again. Phoenix makes his way back to Shrike .*

Shrike: You really shouldn't have done that. I can still fire you.

PhoenixBlade: I just thought I'd add some Vegas-style atmosphere to this stale joint.

Shrike: Stale joint ? I resent that.

PhoenixBlade: Oh, no offense, of course.

Shrike: Of course...

PhoenixBlade: By the way, after this, I think you all should win a Lemon Award .

* Shrike starts to chase Phoenix around the bar.*

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*Dravin uncurls from the fetal position and pats himself, as if he can't believe he is alive. *

Dravin: "I'm Alive!"

*Dravin then gets up and sits at the bar. *

Dravin: I'm bored, I wonder what I should do?"

*Dravin thinks for several seconds. *

Dravin: "I know!"

*Dravin then summons the Teletubies to reek havoc on in the bar. *

Dravin: "I love being evil."


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*As a Teletubby approaches, DarkHorse grabs it. It stands still as if frozen in shock.*
((Which is probably what happened.))

A few seconds later, down starts flying everywhere.

DarkHorse: So much for evil.

*DarkHorse summons the Blade of Urath and commands it to slaughter all Teletubbies.*

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*Dravin notices the purple Teletubie aproach DarkLord with a strange gleam in it's eye.*

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*Within the Chaos Dimension, a portal opens on the 4th rock to the left and HeX steps out. He begins seaching through the various items floating/piled/materializing all over the place. Several minions walk up and watch*

Ed the Minion: Whatcha doin' boss?

HeX: Heading on quest.

Fred the Minion: You loose something?

HeX: Just my mind but that isn't what we're searching for. We go to seek out the greatest of treasures!

Ed: And that would be...?

HeX: Your young so I'll forgive your ignorance this time. We go to find the Source of All Spacecrack!

Fred: Is that a good thing?

*HeX grabs a spinal chord that's floating past and beats Fread to a pulp with it. Ed quickly runs off but not far enough*

HeX: Don't you run when I'm talking to you!

*HeX ties a string to the spinal chord and throws it like a harpoon, spearing Ed through the back. HeX begins to reel Ed in when Seona pops in*

Seona: Finished preparing for the trip yet?

HeX: Just finished getting some provisions.

*HeX stuffs the two corpses into a Super Freeze Cooler. Seona looks around while HeX continues collecting items*

HeX: Let's see I'll need a bottle of Sanity, extra dark robes, pogo stick...hmmmmm...where is that darn TCB?

Seona: TCB?

HeX: Thought Control Bat. Ah! Right over there next to the Yak.

*Seona sighs and quickly departs leaving HeX to continue packing. Outside she runs into Shrike and Phoenix*

Shrike: So was the place as bad as we thought?

Seona: Worse. He had a flying Yak in there!

Phoenix: Sounds about right.

*HeX's portal opens up and the three step back as numerous items start flying out followed by HeX in HeX Grand Order Robes*

HeX: Alright let's get this quest underway!

*HeX hoists the items onto his horse and the four ride off to search for the Source of All Spacecrack*

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*The sound finnally travels from their original point to the bar: why don't we go find the Source Of All Spacecrack?
*

*Shadow stands up bruskly, wtih both eyes wide open*

Dravin: Are you okay Master?

Shadow: Go get me Chuckers soul.

Dravin: But don't I have a month...

Shadow: NOW!!

Dravin: Uhh yes Master.

*Dravin vaporises and then returns with Chuckers soul and gives it too Shadow*

*Shadow goes to the wall and unhangs Chucker's(horse form) stuffed head, puts it on the floor and then put his soul back*

-2 hours later-

*Shadow hops onto the newly regrown ChuckerHorse and rides as fast as he can to rejoin the others*

Shadow: Yah, Yah!!

ChuckerHorse: *Neigh* Dammit stop *Neigh* wip *Neigh* ping me *Neigh*

*Shadow and ChuckerHorse ride off*

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Hmm......Me, Styxx, HeX, Seona, Phoenix, and Shadow/chuckerhorse coming up the rear.

We're a mobile disaster zone.

Excellent.

*Shrike looks at all of HeX's parafernalia.*

Don't believe in traveling light, do you? I guess you just can't do this, can you?

*Shrike pulls a Thought Cleansing Bat out of thin air.*

Betcha haven't seen one of these in a while.....

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Slanker appears, stands there for a while and then leaves again. No chance!

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*HeX holds up a TCB*

HeX: As it so happens I am carrying the TCB Original right here.

*HeX clobbers a nearby patron reducing him to a Sane Stupor*

HeX: Ah...still good I see. Oh and by the way, for me this IS packing light.

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*Dravin grabs a patron, pins a note to his chest with a sword, and chucks him out the window in the general direction of Shadow and Co.*

Dravin: "I Wonder how long it will take for him to awnser."

*The patron with the note pinned to his chest lands before the group of NHoTA*

The message reads thusly: "Hey, mind i f i join, i can be the offical provider of 'Endless Flasks o' (drink you desire), and plus i know where the Source of all Spacecrack is."


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* Styxx reads the part of the note send by Dravin saying that he knows where the source is, and shifts to Dravin's location. *

Styxx: No, you don't.
Dravin: ...

* Styxx shifts back to the group *

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*Dravin consintrates really hard, and i mean, really hard, and sends a mental message to Styxx*

Dravin's mental message: "Yes I do. I know a great many things."

Styxx's mental message: "No you don't."

Dravin's mental message: "Yes I do. Your just jealous of the fact that i do know, now i want to speak to my master, so bugger off."

*Dravin erects magical shielding to prevent retaliation from Styxx*

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* Phoenix shields the sunlight from his eyes and looks at the other NHotA .*

PhoenixBlade: Are we coming or going? I can barely decide... Although it would be nice to stretch my legs...

* Phoenix snaps his fingers, bored, and an earthquake devastates half of the recently-rebuilt block.*

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*Shrike walks into Dravin's mind.*

Messy in here.

*Shrike rummages around.*

Nope, he doesn't know.

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Originally posted by Shrike:
*Shrike walks into Dravin's mind.*

Messy in here.

*Shrike rummages around.*

Nope, he doesn't know.

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*Shrike suddenly sees Darklord inside Dravins head*

Shrike: Hey!

*Darklord runs off and hides behind some sawdust*

Shrike: Come back!

*He walks round the corner, only to find theres nothing there*

Shrike: WTF?!?

Darklord: <from a distance> Leave me alone!

Shrike: What are you doing?

Darklord: Don't hurt me, I'll be good!

Shrike: Ok, just come out.

*Darklord emerges from the sawdust*

Darklord: Hey, I know you...

<Outside of Dravins head>

*A huge gout of flame shoots out of Dravins left nostril*

Phoenix: Bless You.

*Dravins head explodes into lots of little peices*

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* Styxx passes through Dravin's magical shield as if it didn't exist at all. *

Styxx: I wouldn't retaliate. I am merely saying that you do not know.
Dravin: Yes, I do.
Styxx: No, you don't.
Dravin: Yes, I do.
Styxx: No, you don't.
Dravin: Yes, I do.
Styxx: No, you don't.
Dravin: Yes, I do.
Styxx: No, you don't.
Dravin: Yes, I do.
Styxx: No, you don't.
Dravin: Yes, I do.
Styxx: No, you don't.
Styxx: Okay, this is getting silly. I'm leaving...

* Styxx leaves Dravin's mind, and returns to what he likes to call a "body". *

Styxx: So, are we going or not?

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* Phoenix considers the options.*

PhoenixBlade: No offense, but it seems Dravin's mind is interesting enough. What if we go inside it to find out if he know the Source of all Spacecrack ? If it's not there (or, what the hell, even if it is), we'll travel to it... Sure beats looking at these walls.

HeX: Sounds go- Hey! Who would be in charge of the bar?

Phoenix: That depends whether Shrike wants to go with us or not...

* Everybody looks at Shrike expectantly...*

Dravin: Whoa! Wait. I didn't even tell you if I wanted you inside my head or not...

Seona: You do , don't you?

Dravin: Err... Yes, yes, of course! Yes!

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*Dravin's thinks very hard, after several minutes he then takes out a brochure entitled, 'The Source of all Spacecrack, and where to find it!' then sets about reading it.*

Dravin: I knew i left this somewhere.

*Dravin clears his thoughts*

Dravin speaking to all those in the bar: "I've go an idea, lets go search for the source for ourselfs! It's not like they know what they are doing, But i have a map! So what do you say."

*A Patron tries to take a look at the map, Dravin picks him up, and pins him to the wall, and leaving him hanging there.*

Dravin: "Like I said, are you with me?"

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