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umok@DarkHorse talking to himself on the last page.

I don't usually need to do that.

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Shadowman: ...........aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA! *CRUNCH*

*Shadowman crashes back through the wall & lies bleeding on the floor*

Shadowman: Oh bloody hell! *cough* that really hurt Phoenix! Although I did get a good view from up there!

*Turns & looks at Seona - his eyes widen*

Shadowman: Woah, foxy lady! Er, I did'nt say anything about you, but I will if you want...

*Shadowman stands up slowly & limps to the bar, bones crunching, trying not to look at Seona*

Shadowman: Hex, a glass of the strong stuff please...

Hex: Sure, try this....

*Hex hands Shadowman a very small glass full of......something, Shadowman downs it, his eyes glaze over & he falls to his knees*

Shadowman: *wheeeeeeze* Holy $hit! What was that - I cant feel my legs!

Hex: Just a little something, you'll notice that you can't move now & I think Seona would like to see you.....

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Shadow: Oh yeah Sirius. Awe but I killed him with one of my darts. Oh well.

*Shadow takes the last chip form his drink*

Shadow: Hmm, not drunk yet. Hey Dravin can ya get me one of em never ending flasks of rum?

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*Gets out from under the table, and sits by Shadow at the Bar.*

Dravin: "A Never Ending Flask o' Rum huh?"

Shadow: "Yes, Obey me Minion!"

*Dravin digs around in his pockets and withdraws an unmarked flask, he then opens the top and quaffs a small sample of the contents.*

Dravin: "Sorry Master, This here is a Vodka/Uber Spacecrack slurry, think of it as a Slush-Puppy. You intested?"

Shadow: "Well..."

*Dravin purposly dribbles a couple of drops from the flask onto the bar, it quickly begins to hiss and sputter as it happily eats through the oaken bar top.*

Dravin: "More potent then i though, You sure you interested?"

Shadow:....

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Shadow: Gimme gimme gimme!!! Ya got a month off, double pay and here an army of 20 darknesses. Do as you wish, NOW GIMME!!

*Dravin backs up a little*

Dravin: Here you go.

*Shadow grabs the flask and starts chugging the contents*

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Darklord: OI! Gimmie that!

Grabs the bottle*

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* Styxx looks at DarkHorse and smiles. *

Styxx: tsk, tsk. You do not understand, heh? The last time was not enough?
Shrike: they never seem to understand...
Styxx: yup. And initiating them takes that little something, that just happens to be hard to find these times...
Shrike: well, guess they'll have to deal with it the hard way again.
Styxx: indeed, my friend.

* Shrike hands Styxx another dose of the Essence of SpaceCrack, who promptly consumes it, and vanishes - only to appear right beside Seona. She stares at him, with that "didn't I kill you before?" look on her face, but decides not to repeat the carnage. Styxx does nothing but stand there, watching, and waiting... *

Shrike: oh, well. Anyway, everybody: the next SpaceCrack Contest is up! The guy who does the most stupid thing will get a free dose of UberSpaceCrack!!!

* Shrike, "The Guy With The SpaceCrack", smiles as stupid things start to happen and walks away... *

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*Dravin sends his borrowed army of Darknesses to go mug Shrike, and bring the Spacecrack back to him.*

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Tresni slowly strolls into the light from the dark corner no one thought to look in. He walks aimlessyly up to Dravin waiting for him to recieve the spaceCrack from the minions..

'I could sell that spacecrack for a 300% margin and still be able to pay of my blackhole addiction..' he thinks to himself.

A dagger silently flies into his hands and he plunges into Dravin's back as his minions hand him the spacecrack.

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*Dravin watches as Tres'ni's passes through his eathral form.*

Dravin: "You really shouldn't do that you know."

*Dravin then reaches over and rips off Tres'ni's head, and puts it on the bar by Hex.*


Dravin: "Go bother Hex for a while."

*Dravin blinks as if remebering somthing.*

Dravin: "Hey! Phoenix, He never payed a tip!"

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*Shadow looks at Darklord*

Darklord: *gulp*

*Shadow grabs Darklords trachea (sp?) (tube in neck where air passes) and rips it out*

*Darklord gargles a little and the falls back while Shadow takes back the flask*

*Shadow starts chugging the contents of the flask again*

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quote:

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Originally posted by Dravin:
*Dravin sends his borrowed army of Darknesses to go mug Shrike, and bring the Spacecrack back to him.*

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*Darklord picks up his trachea and wraps it round Shadows neck*

Shadow: Gargh!

*Darkord wanders off with the flask in his hand, leaving Shadow tied to a chair*

Darklord: Glug.

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*in the background there is an unbeleiveable large fart*

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*Shadow turns non-matter and floats towards Darklord*

*Shadow turns matter again and trusts his hand straight to the flask passing through Darklord who falls dead on the floor*

Shadow: Pheonix, do you mind cleaning up the carcass.

*Shadow continues chugging the contents of the flask*

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* Phoenix nods at Shadow and gets the idea for a new cocktail. He picks up Darklord's carcass and slams it to the ground, punching a hole through the floor. He then looks at his watch.*

PhoenixBlade: Three... Two... One...

*Suddenly, the ground starts shaking and, in the middle of the bar, a Volcano errupts and, before it starts spewing lava, it spews a very fine Darklord sufflée, which Phoenix squeezes and gets some drops of something odd into a glass and passes it to HeX .*

PhoenixBlade: Here you go, a two-in-one. A soft drink coming from that Volcano and a new drink, the Flaming Darklord .

* Phoenix leans to HeX's ear.*

PhoenixBlade: By the way, the Volcano is Restore Feature -proof.

* Phoenix then goes around, collecting tips and destroying potencial patrons.*

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PHOENIX!

Fix that damn volcano RIGHT NOW!

*Shrike jumps out of the way of a stream of lava.*

**** this!

*Shrike walks across the lava and looks down the throat of the volcano.*

Oh ****......

*Shrike teleports outside the bar.*

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*Shrike suddenly notices that HeX is standing next to him*

Shrike: Where did YOU come from!?

HeX: I've been out here ever since I heard Phoenix counting down. The minion dressed up like me is doing a good job as a decoy.

*A loud scream is heard*

HeX: Was doing a nice job.

*Seona teleports outside and glares at HeX*

Seona: Didn't I just slice you in two?

HeX: No...that was Bob the Minion. Anyway Shrike, exactly how long do we have until that Volcano really explo...

*HeX doesn't finish. A blast of flames and molten rocks send the bar sailing overhead with the patrons still inside screaming their heads off*

HeX: Ah...I see.

Shrike: Phoenix is SO going to pay for this.

Seona: And I was just starting to like the place.

HeX: Well lets see if we can go pull whats left of Shadow, Scythe and Phoenix out of the wreakage so we can start rebuilding.

*The three walk off towards the flaming crater where the bar landed whistling an un-named yet rather morbid tune*

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*Dravin's remains wonder if he is worth remebering to resurect.*

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The three continue along, and encounter Styxx along the way.

Styxx: I see you made it out alive
HeX: Barely
Seona: *iddly sharpens her tail*
Shrike: .......hmmm......I had an idea!
Everyone else: huh?
Shrike: Why do we need to go get the rest of the people in the bar? They're pretty much immortal anyhow...why don't we go find the Source Of All Spacecrack?
Styxx: I'm in
HeX: I dunno....but I wanna see who survived..
Seona: I need a drink. Running from the volcano made me thirsty
Shrike: Oh, that's easy. I snagged the Flask as I ran out. I knew the place was going to blow. Geology training, doncha know......
Seona: COOL! My flask! You saved it! Let's go find this thingie you wanted. *Seona grabs HeX*
HeX: Leggo! I wanna see what happened!
Shrike + Styxx: It's the Source of all Spacecrack, HeX. Didn't you hear the first time?
HeX: Oh fine...I'll go.

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