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HeX: Hey! No level 10 fireballs in the bar! My "Incident through magical mishaps" insurance only covers up to a level 8!

Phoenixblade: They actually have that kind of insurance?

HeX: Yeah and you have NO idea how high my premiums are right now. The "Minion Insurance Agency" is rolling in money.

Seona: Speaking of minions, where is that band we had in here?

*HeX suddenly realizes they are missing and storms outside. He finds them having a smoke near the back of the bar*

Minion 1: I tell you guys that HeX character is a real pushover. He probably couldn't even hit the ground with a bat if it wasn't for gravity.

*HeX picks up one of the instruments lying around and does a golf-swing sending the minion hurtling into orbit where he collides with a Fenris*

HeX: Anyone ELSE for a game of golf?

*the Minions grab their instruments and rush back inside. They resume their places and begin playing. HeX noticies that another one is missing besides the one he drove into high orbit*

HeX: Now where did he go?

*HeX notices the minion is flirting with Seona*

HeX: Well I guess the problem is self correcting.

Minion 2: So what do you say doll?

Seona: I say goodbye and have a nice afterlife.

Minion 2: What does that mea...IIIIEEEEEEE!

*HeX grimaces as the Minion's head goes bouncing out the front door splattering goop over everything*

HeX: *sigh*...better get the mop.



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To all of you...


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Kryten: Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb!

U.L.Y.S.S.E.S.: Upgraded Lifelike Youth Skilled in Scientific Exploration and Sabotage

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I'm glad I'm not the one who hired these bands....geez what a bunch of rejects.

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*Ulysses sneeks up behind Shadow to trout smack him*

*Ulysses suddently drops the trout and coughs up some blood*

*Ulysses looks down and notices Shadows hand holding his blade reverse grip and the blade is in him*

*Ulysses falls back on the floor*

Shadow: Hmm, wich reminds me, wasn't I supposed to kill someone? I remember telling Him that he had 2 hour left to live. My watch must be broken.

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*Dravin leans over and whispers into Shadows ear.*

Dravin: "Sirius, Master remember."

*Dravin then goes back to doing things unspeakable.*

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*Shadow walks off to find Sirius*

Shadowman: *hic* Shooooow me the way to go *hic* home.....

*turns to Hex*

Shadowman: Barman! Ano....ano...another pint fo your best ale! *hic*

*Shadowman stubles forward head first into the bottom of the bar & collapses in a drunken heap - Seona looks down & uses him as a footstool*

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Actually her eyes are blue. That's just the alcohol and bloodlust giving her that red-eyed demon look.



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*Shrike gets out the mop and cleans up the remains of Dravin.*

Yuck. What did you go an try to hit on her for?

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*Dravin clears something out from under his fingernails.*

Dravin: "You know Seona, Shadowman's drunken form is not a sutable footstool for you, it's too good for him."

*Dravin creates a footstool made of gilded human skulls, he then holds it out to Seona*

Dravin: "This on the other hand, sets off your blood red eyes perfectly."

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*The bloody head of Dravin rocks slightly on the floor*

Dravin's Head: "You know that wasn't quite as painful as i thought it would be."

*Everyone one in the bar looks at Dravin's Head funny*

Dravin: "What!? What did i say?"

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*Shadowman rolls over & picks up Dravin's head*

Shadowman: Hello....*hic*...h..h..how come you can still talk?

*Shadow rest his hand on Shadowman's shoulder*

Shadow: Well, you see he's one of my immortal minions - he should start to regenerate soon

Shadowman: Okay....bye Dravin hehe!

*Shadowman throws Dravin's head out through the window*

Dravin: Aaaaaaaaa......you giiiittttttt....

Shadow: I don't think you should have done that...he'll be really pissed when he get back..

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*A fully regernated Dravin walks back into the bar wearing nothing but a pair of fig leaves.*

Patron: "Hey Man! Put some clothes on!"

*Dravin looks at self, and blushes. He then snaps his fingers, an a set of black clothes appear on his body. Dravin then snaps the patrons neck.*

Dravin: "I'm in a bad mood.!"

Shadowman: "Oh Sh!it!"

*Dravin pauses to thinkg for exactly .548567903 seconds. An Evil smile then apears on his face.*

Dravin: "Hey, Seona. Shadowman was making rather rude comments about your sexual preferance!"

*Dravin then hides under the nearest table and waits for the slaughter to begin.*


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*Seona looks round & glares at Shadowman*

Shadowman: Oh ****!

*Shadowman dives behind a table & grabs a patron, Seona flicks her tail spearing the patron in the chest & turns back to the bar*

Dravin: What the....

Shadowman: Phew!

*Shadowman wanders over to the bar, picks up his drink & skulks off into the shadows in the back*

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*Darklord casually strolls over to ShadowMan*

Darklord: Shall we be rid of 'er? <nods toward seona>

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* Shadowman bumps into Phoenix in the shadows. He looks up at Phoenix and a nervous smile spreads across his face.*

Shadowman: Heh... Heh... Hi there.

* Shadowman starts to tug at Phoenix's clothes. Phoenix looks down at Shadowman and raises an eyebrow.*

PhoenixBlade: You payed tip?

Shadowman: Y-yes... but I can pay it again, if you wish.

* Phoenix considers it but then shakes his head.*

PhoenixBlade: Nah. Tips are good for two drinks. But after that...

Shadowman: Yes, YES , I know, don't worry, I'll pay up!

* Phoenix grumbles something and then his eyes start to boil bright red. Shadowman moves back a few steps.*

PhoenixBlade: You know what? I haven't DESTROYED something in a while...

Shadowman: H-huh?

*Suddenly, everybody sees a blurb of something hit a nearby wall, making a hole in it. Phoenix steps out of the shadows and approaches HeX .*

PhoenixBlade: I hope you don't mind. He'll circle the World and be back through...

* Phoenix thinks for a moment or two and then points at a wall.*

PhoenixBlade: Somewhere around there to pay up the bill.

HeX: Are you SURE the bar has a Restore Feature ?

PhoenixBlade: Trust in me, it's the few things I'm sure of. And, anyway, we needed a window there so that the air might become slightly more breathable.

* HeX looks at the hole in the wall.*

HeX: Well, if you're sure the bar has a Restore Feature , ok... But this is the last time!

PhoenixBlade: Yeah, sure, whatever...

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For everyones information my sexual preferance is human males thankyou very much.

*Seona then gets up from the bar and turns to look around. With a snap of her fingers she turns into a tall, blond haired, big breasted black leather clad woman, with a whip.*
Seona: My sexual preferance is what? Shadowman?

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Keep it clean, folks

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*Shrike eyes the new Seona.*

Looking good!

Want some spacecrack?

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*DarkHorse drums his fingers on a table, looking at the roof.*

DarkHorse: "Uh-huh..."

"...and by the way, Shadow, you need to increase the extent of your vocabulary. A Vocabulastor should do the trick. But watch out, it has been known to cause Flesch wounds...
...or if that isn't good enough, there's always the Babel Fish, which causes all speech emitted from your hole to be intelligible to others and vice versa. To accomplish this, all it needs to do is decode the human brain...
...or if you don't want to know about that, a little Essence of SpaceCrack won't go astray. Personally, I prefer to wash it down with a little Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster...

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Originally posted by Razzle:
Keep it clean, folks

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