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*Dravin begins to wonder what is more fun, Chaos, or Death...*

Dravin: Hey you, witch is more fun. Chaos, or Death.

Victim: Uh...Chaos?

*Dravin glares at the victim, and the victim begins to change shape rapidly*

Dravin: Hmm... You might be right.

Victim: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!

*The victim explodes in a bloody mess*

Dravin: Then again, maybe not. You! Witch is more fun, Chaos, of Death?

Victim2: *Gulp* Death?

*Dravin glares at Victim2, and watches him scream in pain as he jumps out of his skin, and promptly dies*

Dravin: I think you right.

Dravin: Hex, I got a 'Never Ending Flask o' Vodka' i might want to sell you, you interested?

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*HeX thinks on the offer*

HeX: Never ending huh? Hmm....well maybe but..HURK!

*HeX is choked off by Seona grabbing his neck*

Seona: Name your price.

HeX: (in squeeky elf voice) Quickly if you please. She's cutting of my circulation.

Shrike: Told ya he's whipped.

*Shrike gasps as a nearby cup morphs into HeX's face*

Face of HeX: Better that then lying in a pool of my own blood.

*The glass shatters suddenly sending pieces flying into the eyes of several patrons*

Disembodied Voice of HeX: Whoops! Sorry.


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*Dravin seeing what is happening to Hex pales visibaly*

Dravin: "Um... Sure take it, but i want a statue created in the center of the bar, that bears my likeness, and has a nice gold plaque with my name on it.*

Hex: *Wheeze* Y...*wheeze* es...

*Dravin puts the flask on the counter.*

Dravin: "There you go."

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* Styxx arives from Shrike's private planet to find the bar on it's usual chaotic environment. He notices, though, Seona strangely quiet holding what seems to be a Neverending Glass o' Vodka™. He approaches her... *

Styxx: Hey, pretty, whazzup?

* Styxx notices as her tail starts to move, acquiring an attack pattern heading directly towards his chest. As this happens, everybody on the bar turns towards Seona, waiting for the bloddy show that will certainly ensue. *

Hex: Geez, another one. An I didn't even clean up the mess for the last time...
Shrike: Poor girl...
Styxx: Tsk.

* Seona's tail hits Styxx right on the chest, slicing him in two, the pieces fall on the floor making a loud thump. Immediately after, Seona repeatedly hits the remainings of Styxx's body, making a lot of very, very small pieces. A wide smile forms on her face, as she returns to her beloved Vodka (sadly, the Vodka is not mixed with coconut yogurt). *

Hex: Damn, who's gonna clean that up now?
Shrike: What?!?

* As Shrike watches in awe, he notices Styxx sitting on the chair right beside him. He looks at Styxx, not puzzled at all. *

Shrike: Man, I was almost believing that.
Styxx: Well, you had to know me better by now.
Shrike: What the hell was that, anyway?
Styxx: Heh, a man gotta know how to make a girl happy, right?

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Shadow: Hey Pheonix!! You still up for that game of darts on the remains of Shadowman?

Pheonix: Sure.

Hex: Arn't you supposed to be gone looking for someone with more "it"?

Shadow: Yes.

*Shadow and Phoenix walk to a line marked on the floor a couple of feet way from the reamains of Shadowman on the wall*

Shadow: You first.

Pheonix: Thanks.

*Pheonix throws all 5m of his darts wil a single flick of his hand, One of the darts rikochets off Shadowmans collar bone and hits a patron, who promptly explodes. Another dart gets gets caught in Hexs distortion field and rockets towards him, but explodes about 2 cm away from his head. Another dart misses and goes thtough the wall, travels for about 100km and hits a nuclear storage silo, wich explodes and radiates the whole surrounding city. Another dart rickochets of Shadowmans other side of his collar bone and hits Seona in the back of the head. The last dart Hits Shadowmans head and blows it up*

Pheonix: I see you replaced the darts with exploding ones... I like.

Shadow: Ya got 50 points. It's kinda low, but something tells me you did the other hits on purpose.

Pheonix: Yeah, but I was aiming for Sirius Instead of Seona.

*Seona didn`t seemed bothered by the exploding dart as long as she still has her vodka*

Pheonix: Your turn.

Shadow: Okay.

*Shadow points his hand at the pack of 5 darts and they suddently starts floating. Shadow makes a slight movement with his hand and the darts rocket towards the remains of Shadowman at an alarming speed. The darts go into delta formation and tghe right most one breaks off and rockets towards Sirius. The dart makes a sharp turn around Seona and takes altitude and then, when over Sirius, make a dive onto his head, kiling him. hen the left most dart Breaks off aswell and hugs the ground, it dodges a few table legs and real legs before going under the door and hitting a passingby car an make it explode kiling the passengers and the driver. The 3 remaining dart in formation make a shart turn upwards right before hitting the reamains of Shadowman. The fly around the bar and then one of the darts break off and the 2 other come into broad formation. The dart that broke off headed out the window and rocketed out into the sky. Seconds later the dart hits an orbiting Orion and causes a Reactor breach, destroying it, kiling thousands. The before last dart breaks off, leaving the other ne alone. It makes complex flight manuvers around the patrons, swirling sround them and just barely evading their drinks. It then finds it's target. It seemingly flies around Darklord like it di with the other patrons but then makew a sharp turn and trans pierces his heart before exploding. The last lone dart flys with it's remaining power at the remains of Shadowman. It hits his heart but goes through. It makes another pass and makes it's final mark on Shadowman body*

Pheonix: Nice!!

Shadow: Thanks. Hmmm, It seem to be a tie. 50-50.

Pheonix: It seems so.

Shadow: Good game.

Pheonix: Good game.

*Shadow and Pheonix return to their stood beside the bar. Shadow chips another piece out of his drink and eats it. Shadow chips a second piece out and gives it to Pheonix*

Shadow: Ummm. Want a piece?

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* Phoenix looks at the piece and shakes his head.*

PhoenixBlade: No thanks, time to rack up more tips.

* Phoenix passes by Shrike and shakes his head while he isn't looking. He goes around collecting tips and then finally reaches Shadowman's remains.*

PhoenixBlade: Since you've already died twice in such a small timespan, I'll give you the special discount of 0.0001%. That leaves...

* Phoenix counts his fingers.*

PhoenixBlade: That leaves exacly a million, two hundred and twenty three thousand, two hundred and twenty three gold pieces and, for the Unlicensed Destruction you've made, 59 copper pieces. Pay up.

* Shadowman's gibs stay immobile. Phoenix frowns and turns to Shadow .*

PhoenixBlade: Hey, Shadow , mind reviving Shadowman , so he can pay up his tip? I think it would come as an extra bonus for Seona anyway...

Shadow: Well...

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I am officialy a drunk. At least everyone now knows that I am more than human.
*Seona then puts down her drink long enough to go to the bathroom*
Seona: Even neo-horseman have to go to the bathroom.
* Seona then sits down finally ignoring her drink. She looks around to see what has happened while she was "out of it". Seeing that not much has happened (that she didn't already expect to find), she turns to Phoenix to ask a question.*
Seona : Do you have any more chocolate? I haven't had a chocolate fix for a while.
Pheonix: Yeah but I don't have three barrels of chocolate.
Seona:Shut up. I only want a little bit.
*Pheonix hands Seona a little of his chocolate. Seona eats it, thanking Pheonix, turns back to her drink.*
Seona: Vodka. Starting lto get sick of it may have to switch to rum.

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Shadow: Well, okay. But he's going down right after he pays. Unless soemthing really special happens.

*Shadow disapears and reapear into his realm. He calls one of his Darknesses, the former soul of Shadowman, and tells him to enter the pool of pitch black liquid. The darkness enters the pool and the soul is returned to the body of Shadowman. Shadowmans body still lay lifeless. A few seconds later Shadowman begins to reform and poof he ther again*

Shadow: There now pay up.

(In case you were wondering, normal people can't kill someone, when someone is "fatally" injured I (becasue I'm death) or one of my minions come and take his soul put it in my vat of black liquid and he becomes one of my darknesses and he is therefore his body is dead. If I, or one of my minions don't come and take his soul he can just regrow and heal.)

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Dravin: Really master?, cool.

*Dravin makes a blade of shadow, and begins to run around the room lopping patrons heads off, being careful not to damage the souls of said patrons.*

Dravin: How long do you think it will take them to heal?

*Dravin turns to a shadowy mist and approaches Seona*

Dravin: I hear you want some rum, may i have the pleasure of buying you a barrel?

*Seona's tail twitches*

Dravin: Well? You can't cut me up, i happen to lack physical matter at the moment.

*Seona twitches again*

Dravin: Is that a yes?

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*HeX, noticing Seona's twitcy tail, walks over to where she and Dravin are standing*

HeX: Better not try and kill him Seona, I just finished mopping up the bar floor after your last...escapade.

Seona: Dravin was just offering me a drink of rum.

HeX: Is that a bad thing?

Seona: He said a BARREL of rum.

HeX: Ah. *HeX turns to Dravin* She doesn't like having it implied that she's a drunk.

Dravin: But we just saw her drink...

HeX: Yes I know we saw her drink an entire years supply in 1.5 hours....

*HeX flys backwards with a deep gash in his chest and Seona calmly wipes the blood off of her tail. The blood floats over to HeX and is absorbed into the quickly closing wound*

HeX: See what I mean by her not liking having that mentioned?

Dravin: Well you know, I'm not currently solid matter right now so...

*Dravin suddenly realizes his arm is lying on the bar no longer attached to his arm*

Dravin: Oh...I see. Um...oh dear. As soon as I have that reattached...may I buy you a glass of rum Seona?

Seona: Sure. Thank you Dravin.

Dravin: Uh...yeah..no problem...oh dear...Shadow? Know any doctors that can re-attach non-matter limbs?

*Dravin pays for Seona's drink and walks off holding his arm*

HeX: Well that was much less destructive then usual. I must commend your restraint at causing mass mayhem.

Seona: Hold that thought.

*Seona pours the rest of the Voodka in her old glass all over the bar and tosses a lit match onto it. The flames quickly flare up engulfing a patron who begins screaming. HeX raises an eyebrow at Seona*

HeX: Just couldn't resist huh?

Seona: *smiling* Nope.

HeX: *Sigh*...I'll go get the fire extinguisher.

*HeX starts to walk away to get the extinguisher when the fire hits a barrel of "Anti-Lunacy" and then explodes in purple and green flames taking out part of the bar*

HeX: It's gonna be another one of those nights.

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*Dravin throws his arm at Hex's feet, There is a message clenched in it's hand*

Dravin: "Read the Message Hex!"

*Hex bends down and retrives the message from the unattached limb.*

Message: "I am a talking message. *clears throught* Your bar has a reset feature remember."

*Message bursts into flame.*

Dravin: "Hey, Hex can you toss my arm back here?"

Hex: Uh... Sure.

*Hex chuck Dravin's arm back at him.*

Dravin: Thanks!

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*Shadowman stands up*

Shadowman: what the hell just happened? And why do I look like a bloody collander? Erm...Pheonix about that tip...unlicensed destruction? when'd I do that?

*Phoenix just stares hard & shrugs*

Phoenix: Does'nt matter, just pay up now!

Shadowman: Ok Ok, here take this - you'll find that this is worth that.

*Shadowman hands him a small golden dagger*

Shadowman: This'll help cos no-one will ever ask you for money ever again. That includes having to pay for anything

Shadow: Right, now thats sorted out you've got to go back

Shadowman: Aw come on, dont be such a spoilsport.


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*DarkHorse is still looking at the exploding Orion in the sky.*

DarkHorse: Where'd you learn to throw like that, Shadow?

*DarkHorse looks back into the bar.*

DarkHorse: I think you've forgotten something.

*DarkHorse plucks Phoenix's arrow out of Seona's skull.*

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Shadow: Hmmmm. Okay Shadowman. I won't kill you... yet. Here have a drink on me.

Shadowman: Cool, Thanks.

Shadow: Your welcome.

*Shadowman walks over to the bar and orders a drink*

Pheonix: Remember to pay your tip.

Shadowman: Hehe, don't worry.

Dravin: What about my arm?

Shadow: Ohh. Uhh, here give it to me.

*Dravin gives Shadow his arm*

*Shadow takes the arm and rams it back into place*

Dravin: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Uhhh, why is it only half as long as my other arm.

Shadow: Ohh, oops. Stand still.

*Shadow yanks on Dravins arm*

Dravin: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Better. Thanks.

Shadow: Oh and Darkhorse. Well, after many years of practice and flying a plane I learned nothing. But then one drunken day, boom!! it hit me.

Darkhorse: What did?

Shadow: The flying dart.

Darkhorse: Huh?

Shadow: Something clicked it my head during that night, so I tried bashing my head to stop the clicking and voila I could throw like that. Cool eh.

Darkhorse: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Shadow: Oh yeah Dravin. When somneone is fatally injured they have accelerated regrowth. After about 2 hours to become "alive" again.

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>Suddenly the server goes on the fritz, loosing Shrike's latest post.<

D'oh!

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*Darklord returrns from his trip to the mysterious country known as "Wales" and realises he forgot to tell anyone that he ever left*

Darklord: Oops.

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*For no apparent reason what so ever, Dravin cast 'Pretection from Evil 10' radius'
And then summons a 'Pit Fiend'*

Dravin: "This should be fun."

*Dravin gives his best imitation of evil dude(tm) laughter*

Dravin: "Mawhahahaha!"

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*Darklord incinerates the Pit Fiend with a level 10 fireball*

Darklord: Now Now, no threesomes.

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DarkHorse: And what, may I ask, do you intend to do with that?

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