Slasher
Babylon Project

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Vancouver, WA, United States
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Presidenting for Dummies! by George W. Bush
SPAMICIDE:
A recent derivative of that present known as spermicide, the equally useful Spamicide (© 2004 Slasher Inc.) has been in development at the Vega Laboratories for the past four years. Research into the counteragent was hastened following the collapse of the VBB, and is now being deployed as standard equipment aboard all FS2 related forums.
A gooey, translucent blue liquid with a pH rating of 13, SPAMICIDE neutralizes all forms of spam on contact, erasing any traces of childish stupidity, moronic immaturity, and and impure impurity from forum posts. More importantly, a secret ingredient, codenamed POISON, will spread to the forum user responsible for the spam and cripple the gland responsible for diarrhea of the fingers. Possible side effects catalogued in six out of every fifty test subjects include mild headache, abdominal pain, and death. If you believe you are experiencing any of these, seek the aid of a doctor immediately.
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Last edited by Slasher on 06-09-2004 at 12:58 AM
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