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Are you kidding this is hella funny!

BTW. God said that i am not going to heaven.........

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Then where are you going?

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He's going to sit with the weed dealer in the alley next to his house for the res--- Wait..... That's heaven, isn't it...... He's going to die and go to the Underground Weed Farmers of Amer---- Wait..... That's heaven too......

::Pulls out the book, Catagorizing Heavens and Hells as Percieved by the Damned::

Ah! Here it is! "You will be forever subjected to the rantings of one BlueFl--" ACK!! Ummmmmm...... None of you read that.

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Hehe
Here is hell...
[SHIVER]I will forever be Chuckers love slave in hell[/SHIVER]

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This is getting REAL interesting .

I admit I've been out of the FS2 loop for about a month or two. I just recently reinstalled FS2 as well. It'll be interesting to see how this turns out (the MOD) .

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Couldn't be much worse than being God's love-slave in heaven. Ewwwwww.....

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Originally posted by SSC-Thunderbird:
This is getting REAL interesting .

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Got that right.

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bah, gods are nothing to me, I am truly almighty. Whenever a god wants to smite me, I just disappear for a few months until he cools down. Then I surface and proceed to enrage them again. Mwahahahahhaha...
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I'm done, stop reading this post

Maniax

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::Smite::

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You're a god? <snicker> Oh, all hail <snicker> the almigh... <snicker> ty Bluuueee...AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA


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Damn wanna-be's.

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I don´t wanna get to heaven as well. Can you arrange that?

God sucks, FYI...

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Originally posted by R128 BlueFlames:
::Smite::

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::Smites God with a big stick::

HA! I smote God with a big stick.

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You know we've been having a lot of trouble updating our entry registration lists to a nice electronic setup (SQL database). Names have been getting dropped all over the place in the conversion process, and I think it'd be a shame if your names got dropped. It'd especially be a shame if they were lost before I smite the entire engineering department at Cisco Systems to help us out up here.

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quote:

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Originally posted by The Almighty:
before I smite the entire engineering department at Cisco Systems to help us out up here.

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http://www.dictionary.com/cgi-bin/dict.pl?term=smite

Term #2, wise ass.

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I should have known BlueFlames would be the first of our staff members to piss off god.


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Okay, God is a dumbass....

"before I inflict a heavy blow the entire engineering department at Cisco Systems to help us out up here."

"before I drive or strike engineering department at Cisco Systems to help us out up here."

"before I attack, damage, or destroy engineering department at Cisco Systems to help us out up here."

"before I afflict engineering department at Cisco Systems to help us out up here."

"before I afflict retributively; chasten or chastise engineering department at Cisco Systems to help us out up here."

"before I affect sharply with great feeling engineering department at Cisco Systems to help us out up here."

....Notice how, while some make a minute amount of sense, they wouldn't accelerate anyone's work rate.

Did I mention that I'm atheist? There is no power where there is no belief.

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quote:

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Originally posted by R128 BlueFlames:
Did I mention that I'm atheist? There is no power where there is no belief.

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