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Hmmm.....I'm glad I don't have to keep this place running.....

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**it is nighttime, the bar is shut**

*little peoces of Darklord begin to pull themselves back together. this carries on until Darklord is standing again.*

*Darklord looks down and notices he is in a dress*

*Darklord shapeshifts to look like Freeza from DragonBall Z"

Darklord: Rise, Ice Heart

*Ice Heart rises*

Darklord: You got your arse kicked. Theres a bad Ice Heart!

Ice Heart: It will not happen again.

Darklord: Follow me...

*Darklord walks through the wall and out into the night*

*Ice Heart walks into the wall*

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Seona: Fun!

*Seona removes the pin and cuts off the patriots ear. Patron screams in pain and Seona laughs*

Seona: Sweet!

*Seona then pokes out both of the patron's eyes. Patron screams once again. Seona tosses the Voodoo doll to Shadow and lets him finish it off*

Seona: It was fun while it lasted but he's soon going to loose too much blood and die anyway.

*Seona turns around and takes a drink of Voodka straight from the bottle*

Seona: That's better! No more heart burn.

*Seona sits down contently with her bottle of Voodka*

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Holy crap! this thing was 4 pages or something when I last visited. No way am I gonna read it all, too.

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Seona, what the hell are you talking about?

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quote:

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*As the figure's body is jiggling, something falls from the robe. Phoenix approaches it and picks it up.*

*He raises an eyebrow was the object looks like a doll with various pins stuck to it. He takes one out and someone in the room lets out a relieved sigh. He punches the pin back in and one of the patron lets out a yell before collapsing on the floor.*

*Phoenix deduces that this might just be a Voodoo Doll .*

*His first intention is to keep it, but since it looks unpredictable and not particularily destructive, he tosses it to Seona .*

PhoenixBlade: Have fun.

*Seona grins.*

Seona: I sure will.[/B]

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*Phoenix notices HeX is winking and motioning him closer to the bar.*

*Phoenix shudders and shrugs, freeing himself of any odd thoughts he might be having, and starts to approach the bar. HeX whispers something in Phoenix's ear and hands him a piece of paper. Phoenix reads it and then nods.*

*He looks around for the bar's Bulletin Board... And notices that it doesn't have one. He picks up a table, breaks its legs and welds it to the wall.*

PhoenixBlade: This is a Bulletin Board .

*He proceeds to hanging the Piece of Paper to the Bulletin Board .*

*Everyone approaches it curiously and starts to read it.*

This is the first Ye Olde Polle.

Rules: Only PC's can vote, only once, only on one option. Everybody has to vote.

Ye Olde Questione: Which is your favorite NHotA?

*Phoenix sits close to the poll and starts to crack his fingers.*

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*Dravin looks at the board, and using his powers puts his awnser up on the board.*


It reads thus: "My master, but of course."

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*Shadow takes the voodoo doll*

Shadow: Hehe.

*Shadow starts unraveling the threads 1 by 1*

*The patron..... well, I'm not sure, but it's really painful and the guy dies in the end*

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I will vote for Seona.
So far the Favorite NHotA Vote is at:

Pain I
Death I
Insanity
Chaos
Destruction

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According to Phoenix we can so the tally stays.

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I vote for Shrike, the avenging angel.

lol

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*Phoenix looks at HeX and Shadow yelling at each other and tries to make it better.*

*He steps in between them.*

PhoenixBlade: I didn't say anything. Anyway, it was HeX that gave me the poll in the first place.

*Phoenix sits down and starts to whistle innocently while Shadow approaches HeX...*

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*Darklord materialises out of no where, blows Shadows head off, and dissappeard again*

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*Shadows head reforms*

*Shadow snaps his fingers*

*A loud scream is heard in the backround coming from darklord*

Shadow: Hehe.

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Darklord: Good, now those fools think I am dead, I will be free to begin my Reign of Terror (tm)!!!

*Darklord goes to the notice board and puts up a notice (duh)*

*The notice reads: Evil Mastermind looking for henchmen and women. Please apply at the big hose on the hill. No goodies allowed.*

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*Dravin getting bored with all the interest in the poll summons a dozen NetNewbies from AoHell, and arms them with cursed maces of spamming.*

Dravin: This should be fun!

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*Darklord sees Dravin coming around the corner. He quickly casts a spell of invisibility*

*Dravin walks past*

*Darklord re-materialises and goes to check his notice*

Darklord: Hmm...

*There is one reply*

Darklord:"Spawn of Darklord, will meet you when summoned from your inner self" OK then...

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*HeX passes Seona another drink (noticing that she is already rather hammered) and then sees Darklord slinking about*

HeX: Hey Darklord what ya doing?

*Darklord cringes as everyone, including Dravin and Shadow turn and see him. HeX whistles innocently to himself as suddenly Darklord is attacked by a swarm of NHotA (except Seona who is now passed out) and patrons*

HeX: My work here is done. *Sigh*, this has to be the second time you've passed out tonight Seona.

Seona: *Hic* Aw shut up. *Hic!* I'm just fine. (passes out again)

*HeX snaps his fingers and the portal to Seona's Dimension of Pain opens up. He gives her a nudge and she stumbles through the portal which quickly snaps shut*

HeX: Give her a few hours...she'll be as sober and mean as ever. More cashews anyone?

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Shadow: Hmm, I do not sense that another death has occured even though I just killed Darklord. Dravin!!

Dravin: Yes?

Shadow: Go kill Darklord. No wait!! Just harass/torment/annoy/torture him till he commits suicide.

Dravin: Hehe. Good. It shall be done.

Shadow: Hmm, I wonder if george found the stupidest person in the universe yet?

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