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By Sirus invoking Lazarus' name, the shade regains his full powers, and proceeds to turn Sirus into a little pile of dust, which he then scoops up and places in the wastebin...

The fully recovered Lazarus then opens a portal to the dungeon dimensions, releasing a horde of greater deamons into the fray...

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First thou shalt take out the holy pin, then thou shalt count to three, no more, no less. Three thou shalt count and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four thou shalt not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thous't then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once thou hast counted to three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thine Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, at thine foe, who, being naughty in mine sight, shall snuff it.

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Shadow you couldn't have kept it clean now could you? I atleast keep it clean. Good job though. Bartender give me a double.
*Seona's tail twitches cutting off the head of a minion.*
Seona: I thought I heard someone screaming? Maybe it was just me.


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*HeX passes Seona her drink*

HeX: Careful where you swing that thing! My Bar insurance wouldn't cover damage by bladed tails (even if I did have insurance in the first place).

*Several hooded figures walk in carrying kegs and boxes. HeX runs up and signs for them as they are carried into the back room*

HeX: A couple of things from my private stock. Brought all the way from my old castle sitting in the Owned Battlefield of the Seona War of Succession. Lets see...got "Minion Juice", "Zealot Squeezings", "Anti-Lunacy in a Bottle", "Human Chips", "Human Chips Lite", "Minion ala Road Kill" and even a few bottles of "Lord HeX's Good Time Bio-Chemical Waste". This stuff is vintage so it's only slightly more expensive. 4 Souls and 10 Billion gold for a bottle or package.

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Man, you people need some spacecrack.....luckily for you I happen to have some free testers...I mean samplers.

Be careful, the sideffects are unknown.

>Shrike goes back to directing the Somtaaw fleet from the bridge of the Kuun-Lan.<

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I think not...warm up the Siege Cannon!

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* Styxx watches as Shirke's fleet passes ovehead, orbiting his private pleasure planet. *

Styxx: Geez, those ships are big.

Shrike: You like them? They came with the planet.

Styxx: How the hell did you hear me? And how can I hear you?...

Shrike: Never mind.

* Styxx realizes that it was not Shrike, but one of the "side effects" of the super-duper UberSpaceCrackâ„¢, the ultimate form of spice: travelling without moving! *

Styxx: That melange thing was nothing next to this...

* On the meantime, one of the girls on the arena brings in some unique toys. That's enough to attract Styxx's attention back. *

Styxx: Hmmm...

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And I shall wipe them off the face of the Earth, with the fury of God's own thunder...

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*What Styxx thought was Shrike's fleet suddinly disolves into Artimus's laughing head. Artimus fires lasers out of his eyes, lightly toasting Stvxx.*

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*Shadow walks up to keef and procedes to break his neck*

*Keefs head does a 360 but keef seems fine*

*Shadow, puzzuled, procedes to do it again... and again... and again... Finally Keef head pops off and Shadow discovers that keef is really a Space Crack filled container*

Shadow: Cool.

*Shadow empties the contents of keef into a bottle and throws his head in the garbage*

quote:

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Originally posted by HeX:
"Anti-Lunacy in a Bottle"

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*looks across the bar at Shadows spacecrack with longing in his eyes.*

Dravin: "You wouldn't mind sharing that would you?"

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*Dravin looks over his shoulder at the ensuing carnage, and then returns to his task of shaking off the efects of his 'Rotten Dwarf'.*

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Well, i did bring enough for anyone. I got a couple workers full....

Oh, and yes it came with the siege cannon. I got a good deal.

Oh, and if anyone (besides Styxx) wants some of the UberSpaceCrack just tell me. Supplies are limited!

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* Styxx looks ar Artimus, a fiery red glow on his eyes. Artimus is temporarily paralized. *

Styxx: I'll leave it at that this time. Stop bothering me and I won't join this madness.

* He turns around, facing one more time the arena. Artimus is puzzled for a little while, and is suddenly struck by revelation. He falls to the ground, unconscious. A few seconds later, he wakes up - looking somewhat different. He realizes the ultimate truth behind Styxx's actions, and knows the purpose of his existance. After a few instants, he walks towards the arena, and joins Styxx watching the "show". *

Artimus: Do you have any popcorn there?

Styxx: Nope, no popcorn. Will some SpaceCrack™ do?

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* Sirius grows out of the dustbin and turns himself into a 10000ºC Fire Elemental. The dustbin is apparently incinerated by the heat.

He then proceeds to scorch Lazarus beyond all recognition, and casts an Imprisonment spell upon him.

"Hope you guys can stand the heat."

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"* {WC}Sirius is odd."

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* DarkHorse casts Prismatic Sphere upon self and proceeds to cast Meteor Swarm upon Shadow.

PH33L that.

* DarkHorse casts Time Stop outside the sphere as he plane shifts to the 22nd outer plane.

* DarkHorse resumes time on the Material Plane again.

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Shadow, I never said you weren't good at possession, I just said that no one can possibly do it to me without watching themself fail horribly and be killed in some horrifically gruesome and somewhat original manner.

Now, I have hill-giant bone marrow to attend to. Just remember: It's like sucking the cream out of a twinky.... You just need a hack-saw to open the damn thing.

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*The meteors pass right through Shadow (It's one of my Shadow powers)*

*The meteors make a huge hole in the ground*

Shadow: That felt tingly.

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quote:

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Shadow: Aren't you supposed to be Chaos, What are you doing with something that helps people?

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*A dark figure with a black cape and dressed in black leather steps out of the shadows behind the bar.*

*He walks up to a patron and looks down at him, pitiful.*

PhoenixBlade: You haven't left a tip.

*The patron glances up at the figure and then down to the table and laughs.*

Patron: So I haven't. What are you going to do about it?

PhoenixBlade: Repay you the debt.

*He raises the patron by his neck until he is looking directly at the patron's eyes and grins. He picks up the patron's chair and smashes it into the patron's skull. He then throws the patron onto the table and slams the patron's head repeatedly on the wall.*

PhoenixBlade: From now on...

*The figure sticks two fingers up the patron's nose and stretches him, pulling by his legs and aiming at the small window the bar has at one side.*

PhoenixBlade: You may call me...

*The figure releases the patron's legs and he slings out of the window, hitting an old man in the street, killing both instantly.*

PhoenixBlade: Destruction.

*The figure returns to the shadows behind the bar, glancing at the other patrons, making sure they leave a tip this time.*

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*Dravin quickly gives everyone in the bar a tip, and looks over his shoulder at the shadows with a shudder.*

Dravin: Hey, HeX got any beernuts?

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HeX: Yeah sure...here.

*HeX tosses Dravin a bowl of beernuts*

HeX: Ladies and gentlemen may I present PhoenixBlade. Phoenix is the newest addition to the ranks of the NHotA. Hey nobody said we couldn't have five. Phoenix is also my Bouncer, Assistant Bartender and Tip Collection Agent.

*HeX motions Phoenix over to the bar and hands him a key*

HeX: Here is the key to your own personal dimension. Once you've settled in you can help me figure out which one of these fellas took my Donations For Minions Tortured By Seona jar. Human Chips anyone?

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