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285) when you get all excited about posting the 200th post whooohooooooo!!!!

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286) When you work out how to turn your text large and into funny colours

287) When you bother to do so.

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you know, this thread may not exactly be on topic anymore, but it sure is hilarious.

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287) you wish you could put a keeper on your girlfriend

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Actually that would be 288, and kinky.

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289) your cat falls asleep on you in the night and you wake up screaming thinking it's a keeper

290) you can pull a high bank turn in your car

291) you think your mother in law is a drakh

292) your mother in law IS a drakh

293) you go to Mcdonalds and order a Spoo Mcfillet

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294) You never really appreciate how many other forums there are even on the Volition Watch bulletin board.

294) You realise that the TBP bulletin board has five times as many posts per day than all of the other Volition Watch bulletin boards put together.

295) You realise that you are responsible for as many TBP posts per day as there are daily in all of the other bulletin boards put together.

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296) You point at Delenn's transport while watching B5 and say "ooh! I built one of them!"

297) You point at a minbari fighter while watching B5 and say "ooh! I built one of them!"

298) You watch "In the Beginning" and barely shut up.

299) You should be in bed with your girlfriend and are posting this instead.

300) You just post the 300th reason.

301) You're me.

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286) When you work out how to turn your text large and into funny colours

287) When you bother to do so.

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Well, there's colorful language and then there's colorful language. Let's be glad Edwin only uses the lighter of the two.

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302) You desperately need the toilet, but keep on posting as long as possible.

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303) You consider constantly refreshing the bulletin board in the hope of a new post to be more important that actual work.
304) You actually bring this thread back on topic just so you can keep it going and see more humorous posts.

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305) you realise this thread IS the longest on any forums in the world

306) You want to get this record inte the guinesse (<<donno how to type that) record book

307) you that if noone can understand your posts you type in minbari

308) you have to go to school but you can't stop posting <<<ME


309) your mother screams at you at 3 o'clock and tells you to go to sleep you say to hear i can't this is the active moment on the phorum

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310) When you consider checking your posts more important than.. um.. is there anything else?

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311) you make a thread about how it's better than sex.

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312) you post in thread "better than sex"

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I think my post in that one may lose me my junkie status.

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You real-life loving freak

313) You consider all other people who reply to your posts as your friends.
314) You consider these people to know you better than some of your other friends.
315) You like these people more than some of your friends.
316) You don't want to go to bed for fear of missing a post that will be made in the next few seconds.
317) You know that Babylon 5 ships wouldn't beat Star Trek ships in a fight but would still come out the moral victors due to their better battle sequence.
318) You actually disagree with #317 because you think B5 ships would win the fight.
319) You make a video of such a battle and post it on this forum.

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320) you make Star Trek ships to put in TBP, just to see which is better
321) you handicap the new ships because they won.

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322) You are shocked when your bookie hasn't heard of the Mutai.
323) You know that Sheridan could kick Picards geriatric arse, Ivanova could beat the crap outta Riker, Garibaldi would just shoot Worf, and they'd all space that Crusher kid like he was a stuffed animal.
324) You have 5 or more (more) B5 related links in your favorites.
325) You understand the stuffed animal reference.

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Hope this hasn't been done already...

326) You refuse to install any other MOD/FS2 campaign because you feel like you'd be "cheating" on TBP.


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