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You know what this is, same drill as on the VBB, capt this time it won't get owned, I hope

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sorry...please refresh my memory. This sounds fun!

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Yes, please do refresh us. I remember of the Lemon Awards, but I don't remember what they were....

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A refresher would be nice.... Seeing as I've NEVER had the time to keep up with the VBB.

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Ack! Lemons are sours!

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Lemons are sours? Someone needs to take an English class...

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Yes, but perhaps Lemon Awards are special.

I've eaten a whole lemon (minus the peel) ... mistake. Trust me.

However, the lemon awards are ... ?


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Yes... What are the lemon awards and how do you win one?

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Right, whenever you do something really stupid, post it here and I will judge whether it is worth a Lemon. When you have 10 Lemons you get a Broze Award, 20 for Silver, 30 for Gold and 50 for Platinum.

Example: Thunders house, he's playing KA as per usual, and I'm playing with his dog. Dog runs away, so I go to follow it, but when I turned round I tripped over Thunders chair, ripped my side open on his desk, and ended up face-planting myself on the floor in front of his Mum as she came in

You get the idea

Anyone got anything?

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Darklord you pretty much got it but there is an error on the rewards.

1 lemon: for each stupid thing
10 lemons: bronze award
20 lemons: silver award
30 lemons: gold award
40 lemons: platinum award
50 lemons: The famed yellow lemon award.

As for my contribution:

I read the whole TaS. Judges.

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Fine so we'll do it your way then

You read TaS? I read the first page then gave up For thay gross stupidity, you may have a Lemon

Ok, the current standings are:

Shadow - 1

and thats it. Obviosly I cannot judge myself, so if I have a contribution, I'll put it up and you decide what its worth.

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Darklord gets one

As for me....I'm still single at University...gimme my lemon!
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That's not stupidity, thats more of unlucky, loser, lamor.

Yay I got a lemon.

Next contribution:

I was in one of those glass maze things in an amusement park and, after quite some serching, i finally figured out how to get out, so I ran through the paths and as I approached the exit the windowed part and the non-windowed part looked alike so I slam into a pane of glass, specifically the one right beside the exit

here is exit ^ is me
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The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
The friend of my enemy is my enemy.
The friend of my friend is my friend.
The enemy of my friend is my enemy.
Are you my enemy or my friend?

Download my [url="http://archives.volitionwatch.com/fs2/missions/DLoader.php3?MissID=218"]mission[/url]!!

[This message has been edited by Shadow (edited 08-26-2000).]

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Thats worth a lemon... but Who are the judges?

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haha!

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I've somehow been unable to convince my parents to switch to a cable modem. That's worthy of one lemon.

I've also not been successful at convincing them that AOL SUCKS. That's another lemon.

I managed to hit 10 second lag with 50% packet loss on WildWolf's T1 server, despite the fact he's only 30 miles away from my place. That's not so bad, but the fact I didn't realize he was BEHIND me as I thought I roasted his Serapis should be worth a third lemon.

Let's see.... That puts me in the lead of the lemon awards, which should be worth another lemon.

I posted on this thread, there's my fifth lemon! Yay!!!

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You READ TaS, well i MADE another TaS!! beat that!!

thankfully it is on a safe board where none of you have heard of. Unless you are big on Mac games.


Hopefully that will get me something like 20 lemons automaticaly hehehe

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quote:

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Originally posted by Mad Bomber:
You READ TaS, well i MADE another TaS!! beat that

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quote:

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Originally posted by R128 BlueFlames:
I've somehow been unable to convince my parents to switch to a cable modem. That's worthy of one lemon.

I've also not been successful at convincing them that AOL SUCKS. That's another lemon.

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You have Aol, and think they suck?

Finally another enlightended one, and be lucky your area even has cable modem service! My poor ass town can't even afford to repaint it's schools let alone bring cable modem service for another 3-6 months!

So stop your whining!


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Dang, one would think doing a stupid thing like making a 2nd TaS would get me at least a dozen lemons

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