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This needs to be done. It has been mentioned by fellow God, Dark and we have Shrike as a member already.. hop to it.

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Hey, me too! I started and helped create the FS bible. I'm so insulted.

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"Nothing is believed more than that which we least know."

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I just realized now that you're Phantom. Go ahead. People allowed to post here at this point: Triple A, Shrike, and any VW Gods.

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Oh my.....alright

Genesis GeoModed 1:1

In the beginning there was void. And into this void stepped the mortals known as Orange, Wolf, Ace and Dark. And together they willed the mighty Volition Watch into shape. And after their efforts, they were rewarded with Godhood.

Genesis GeoModed 1:2

After a day of work, they had written the code. But something was lacking. That was the holy MODs. They bent their energies into scouring the lands they had made for MODs. And those they found they enshrined.

Genesis GeoModed 1:3

Finally it came to pass that the Volition Watch needed devotees. And to guide the devotees they created the VWBB, where the newbies and members alike could commune with the Volition Watch Gods.

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Just a reminder that posts not pertaining to this thread will be deleted.

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Words of the Gods 1:1

"And it was on the first day that the VWBB was open that the God Orange decreed: "It does not matter if I or any other VW-god uses trademarked items without a trademark."

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We've gotta get more than 4 VW guys in this bible. More!

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That will be revised once we figure out who all the admins are on this board.

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Words of Gods 1:2

And the God Chucker came down from upon high and stated that more members were needed, for only those who had achieved that state of grace could fully comprehend the mysteries laid out before them by the V-Watch Gods.

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Words of the Gods 1:3

"The gods also stated that all signatures of members of the holy BB, must be reasonable in length."

I figured I'd add some of the VWBB rules in here so that if people read it, they'll catch on.

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Doing it now..

Okay.. done.. resume normal Bible posting now.. please don't make too many posts that I'll have to delete.. it takes a while going through one post at a time.
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Words of the Gods 1:4

"People that spam will have their posts deleted, and will be warned not to do it. If it continues it will be dealt with at the VW-gods discretion."

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Commandments

"It was decreed that to funtion (and stay that way) on the VWBB as a respected member you must follow certain rules. Those rules are as follows:

Don't insult the VW Gods on their own forum.

Special ranks will not be assigned according to numbers of posts. You have to do something that will benefit the board or community in some way. Special ranks should not be asked for as they will be treated as gifts. If you ask for a special rank, it will decrease your chances of getting one.

Don't post on how many posts you have.

Any attempt at making a Tell A Story thread on this board will be owned immediately.

You must be part of either the Volition staff or the Volition Watch staff to be part of the reknowned Clan L33t.

Inapproriate behavior or general problems do not always have to be predetermined. As being Gods, they will decide what goes and what doesn't. There should be no questioning of this whatsoever.

Any who are caught flaming another will have their posts owned or deleted."

There are more to come...

Edit: Wrong passage listing.

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Words of the Gods 1:6

Those who demand the knowledge of Unlocking the Beams will be shunned forevermore, unless they do an incredible act of contrition.

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Could a quick ammendment be made to the commandments?

Wait... let me rephrase that godily...

There must be an addmendment to the commandments which is as follows! (does that sound holy and fear-inspiring?)

Adding in that the girlfriends (or boyfriends if we have gay or female type people) of Vwatch members are also members of clan l33t. (if other gods refuse than I'll pit you up against the fairer sex and see how you fare!)

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By visiting the VWBB, thou hast surrendered thy 0wnage of thyself to the Gods of both VW and V.

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The Book of Shrike, Cantos 12

In all things, a prophet must show proper amounts of humbleness.

The rest of the time, you can party your ass off!

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Actions of the Gods 1:3

"And all the gods saw that Terrabyte created a Tell a Story thread, and they owned it immediately, for Terrabyte had committed one of the worst sins there are. They warned him not to do it again."

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Actions of the Gods 1:4

The mighty Orange looked down upon the prophets in anger for they had not fulfilled his wish of inscribing the teachings, stories, and laws in a regular manner. The prophets were then ashamed and from that day forth updated the almighty Volition Watch Bible whenever appropriate.

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Plaintifs 1:1

And the Gods swore mighty vengeance if their book of wisdom was not update. But the prophets wailed that 'Thou hast not given us commandments!'

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