Registered: Aug 2000
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I challenge thee

To a D&D-esque RPG on this thread...

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First thou shalt take out the holy pin, then thou shalt count to three, no more, no less. Three thou shalt count and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four thou shalt not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thous't then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once thou hast counted to three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thine Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, at thine foe, who, being naughty in mine sight, shall snuff it.

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Im sitting in a bar, supping at something closely resembling paint stripper. The serving wench has a provocative swagger as she carries the drinks to tables. Suddenly the door bangs open...

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First thou shalt take out the holy pin, then thou shalt count to three, no more, no less. Three thou shalt count and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four thou shalt not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thous't then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once thou hast counted to three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thine Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, at thine foe, who, being naughty in mine sight, shall snuff it.

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a vasudan walks in with a double barrelled prometheus and says "Gimme all ya headz"

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Lazarus struggles vainly to remove the nearby punters headz, and fails miserably. As a last resort he grabs the wench, throws her over the bar, followed closely by himself. The Vasudan fails to notice the small green pineapple shaped apparatus left in his general vicinity. BOOM...

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First thou shalt take out the holy pin, then thou shalt count to three, no more, no less. Three thou shalt count and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four thou shalt not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thous't then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once thou hast counted to three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thine Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, at thine foe, who, being naughty in mine sight, shall snuff it.

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the vasudan laughs pittifully at the punny earth weapon, as the village drunk is unable to get the punters headz off, the vasudan goes to work.....

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these are getting old...

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The so-called drunk decides that heretic has has too much fs for this month and ensures that the junkie gets no more...MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

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First thou shalt take out the holy pin, then thou shalt count to three, no more, no less. Three thou shalt count and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four thou shalt not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thous't then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once thou hast counted to three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thine Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, at thine foe, who, being naughty in mine sight, shall snuff it.

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heretic hence why i try to end it

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nobody will miss this.

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