Hellburner
I'm New! Laugh At Me!
Registered: Oct 2000
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(wiping eyes from tears of laughter and joy---but certainly NO irony....)
Ah jeez...yeah...that's a hilarious retort!
Oh...oh...watch out now! Don't tape any shows off of your pay cable stations! Don't record any songs off the radio! AND FOR GOD'S SAKE DON'T DISTRIBUTE THE SOURCE FOR DeCSS OR USE NAPSTER! OR GNUTELLA! For gosh sakes, Melba, WE MIGHT BE BREAKING THE LAW! DEARIE SAKES ALIVE!
(shudder)
AND I'M TAKING NOTE OF ALL YOU SPEEDERS OUT THERE! Lawbreaking heathens!
uh...sorry..."Against the law" with something like this is so unbelievably laughable I think I'm gonna wet my pants. Oh...no...wait....there: I just did.
What I consider "AGAINST THE LAW (TM) (Copyright A.D. 2000)":
1. Monopolizing computer software.
2. Manufacturing millions of defective tires. Selling them to folks. Lying about the hazards of their use.
3. Conspiring to put said tires on an unsound motor vehicle. Lying about safety of same.
4. Internet and media conglomerates fusing into giant amorphous and tyrannical corporate monsters who dictate pricing, content, and distribution without allowing for the vagaries and wants of the market.
4. Oil producing nations and domestic oil producing corporations who conspire to fix prices and who support halfwit presidential candidates who's idea of energy policy is to rape the Alaskan wilderness.
These define my concept of "illegal".
Take your moral pontification about a silly cd crack and shove it up your ass.
[This message has been edited by Hellburner (edited 10-17-2000).]
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