Registered: Aug 2001
Location: The White Tower, Tar Valon
Posts: 130

I'm not really a great fan to pimping websites (and if someones alreadly posted about this one then my apologies), but I did rather like this one. It's called 'Ask Kosh' and is at :

http://www.toppa.com/kosh/

Type in a question and Kosh will give a replie. It can be rather amusing.

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Why not visit the [url=http://www.sectorgame.com/timeofchange/]Time of Change[/url] website?

Or perhaps my own website - [url=http://www.geocities.com/ackleyfarran/]Telencephalon[/url]

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"I hate it when you do that."
"Good."

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Registered: Jul 2001
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Oooooooold site. But pretty amusing

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Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Sheffield UK
Posts: 1913

have you taken sheridan from behind....

....a stroke from the bursh does not guarantee art from the brissles...do you understand?....

and to be honest, no i don't

- cptwhite, lowering the tone since 23 feb, 2001

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Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Revealed on a need to know basis... And you don't need to know...
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I tried CptWhite question and here what came out of it.

quote:

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"Reflection. Surprise. Terror. For the future." Kosh

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Me: Sooooo.......you have any Vorlon chicks?

Kosh: "Leave this place. Go. Leave...NOW."

Me: I'll take that as a no. So, vorlons have cool ships no?

Kosh: "Reflection. Surprise. Terror. For the future."

Me: Cool. So...I heard you like to prance around like an idiot. Is this true?

Kosh: "Ah, you seek meaning."

Me: Uhh...no.

Kosh: "No. You do not understand. Go."

Me: Damn right I don't! So, what do you think of the Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah?

Kosh: The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote."

Me: Right. Well, anyway. Get out of my sight!

Kosh: "Impudent!"

Me: Whatever. Do you like chocolate?

Kosh: "Understanding is a three-edge sword."

Me: Uhhhh...no. Chocolate just tastes good.

Kosh: "Leave this place. Go. Leave...NOW."

Me: SO! YOU DON'T LIKE CHOCOLATE!!! CHOCOLATE HATER!!!

Kosh: "No. You do not understand. Go."

Me: Right. *Leaves*

Aunouncer: Why does Kosh hate chocolate? Well Azrael find out? Will Azrael even bother talking to him again? Find out next time on Azrael VS Kosh pt 2.

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Registered: Jun 2002
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They forgot a little if-quere for one question.
Because Kosh would never sey "yes" to the question "What do you want?".
He would more likely push you to the next wall and say something like "Never ask that question"

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