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Cynosure

cynosure [ sin-oh-zyure] n. centre of attention.

Just a word i randomly selected from the dictionary. Ironically, I get the notion it's implying something... but what .... hmmmmmm.

So anyway... whats the weridest, funniest or most embarrasing thing you've ever done in public?

One day at school during a test I dropped my pen under the desk - I leaned down to pick it up and did the loudest, most violent Fart in my entire life .... To make matters worse, I had to draw attention to myself by bumping my head hard on my desk and calling out "sh*t".

I'm not sure which is more embarassing - everyone staring at me after I farted, or the teacher coughing and opening the windows.

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If I had a dime for everytime I heard that... I could buy a sock for my other foot.

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seriously, that was the funniest thing I've heard all month. thanks!

hmm ... haven't had any recent embarassing moments ... when I was in college I had many though. including: walking into the wrong classroom and sitting down; various instances of farting in the prescence of people (both accidental and intentional haha); falling asleep in class and having the prof. make fun of me; probably other stuff too, but I don't remember because they weren't particularily scarring

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meh, although i hate fighting, when people get in fights, they're always the cent"re" of attention

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It's not as funny as what happened at school, but when I got to work last night I realised my pants were inside out ... It was the inverted pockets that my keys wouldnt go into that gave it away.

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hahaha ... sounds like you were having a good day!

pants inside out ... hmm, closest thing I've got is fly unzipped for the whole day.

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