Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Apple Valley, MN
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I went to Leeann Chin's tonight to get some lemon chicken and cream cheese puffs, and it came with a fortune cookie. On it, it read:

"Good Fortune! Leeann Chin's newest cookbook, "Everyday Chinese Cooking" is now available at all Leeann Chin locations."

I am very frightened by this message, and am not sure how this is significant to my future. I need advice! I don't know where to go with my life.

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Kyle "Orange" Spahn
Assistant Director of Operations - Volition Watch Network

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Be not troubled, my son, for it is a sign. A SIGN!

Now, I just need your credit card number ...



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That wasn't chicken.

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AAAAAAHHH! Guide me, my lord.

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Orange needs an SOS..... And that's NOT Save Our Ship.

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At least your fortune didn't say, "Look out for that truck."

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Normally I'm not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

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LOL

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The only real truth is Death. Let me show you.

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Thou shall not post any crap in here, d00d!

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You must go get that book Orange fast! For the book has the antidote for your disease.......The one you will catch tomorow

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But... but.. it's probably really expensive.. and I need money..

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Kyle "Orange" Spahn
Assistant Director of Operations - Volition Watch Network

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Orange its a book on chickens, how many ways can you cook a chicken, not enough to make it more than 5$

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Registered: Aug 2000
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Since when did WW start being God?

BTW, am I right that l33t<uberl33t<almighty?

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nahh.......almighty = god, and god is dead, so........

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WW is not God, you are all missiong the OBVIOUS!

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Someone lure God into the ICA post.....

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I am the god of fortune "cookies" i put them in to your computer so i can see what youve been looking at on the web.

Wohahahahaha ahahaah (Evil laugh)

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Oh great cookie god..... "C:\WINDOWS\Temporary Internet Files" ::deleted:: No more cookie for you.

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BAWAHAHAHAH!

@Fozzy's newbie status.

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That´s right, d00d!

But seriously, God is probably just Orange´s split personality...Try to get the IP..

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How do i know your not Lemon ops Orange

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