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Posted by Remora on 07-26-2002 12:20 PM:

Ramblings #3

Thought for the day:

(Disclaimer: all you ladies out there might not be able to connect with this.)

How come when you enter a men's bathroom, it's eerily quiet (even when there are tons of guys in there)? Nobody talks or makes eye contact, even if you know them well, until you're out of the bathroom. And why is it when there is already a guy peeing in a stall, that you instinctively go for the furthest stall away to pee!?


Posted by KillMaster on 07-26-2002 12:31 PM:

AAh... Fear of the competition maybe?

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Posted by IceFire on 07-26-2002 02:33 PM:

Dave Barry said it all in his Bathroom Etiquette story.

Basically if there are five stalls....

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...and man A goes to stall 1, then atomatically man 2 is going to go to stall 5. Man three is going to go to stall 3....and man four (I forget what Dave said) will probably wait.

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Posted by Todd on 07-26-2002 02:37 PM:

It has something to do with having your wang out, I think.


Posted by Remora on 07-26-2002 04:24 PM:

There are two bathrooms on either side of my part of the building ... each bathroom has two (stand-up - one kiddie, one adult) stalls and two (sit-down) stalls ...

What I see happening most often is that if the adult stall is being used, the next guy in will either use the toilet, or walk to the other side of the building. I've caught myself doing that before too ... man's that's f'ed hahahaha


Posted by Orange on 07-26-2002 05:25 PM:

Maybe they don't want to be caught using the kiddee one.

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Posted by Shrike on 07-26-2002 08:48 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Todd
It has something to do with having your wang out, I think.
Would't want any inadvertant comparison where you could loose.

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Posted by Brando on 07-27-2002 02:51 AM:

HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA

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Posted by sandwich on 07-30-2002 09:16 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by IceFire
Dave Barry said it all in his Bathroom Etiquette story...


Dave Barry = Dave B.
Dave Baranec = Dave B.

Hmmm.... secret life, perhaps?

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Posted by Dynamo on 07-30-2002 10:19 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by IceFire
....and man four (I forget what Dave said) will probably wait.


Man #4 will piss in the trash can or an unoccupied corner.


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