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Limeric Time !

A limeric has the following scheme :
a
a
b
b
a

Example :

There was an old man from Peru
who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He woke up in the night
with a terrible fright
and found out that his dream had come true.

Now , while I was waiting for CptWhite to join me on ICQ , I made up 2 limerics :


The TBP modder :
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There was young modder called White
you modded every ship in sight.
For his work he payed the price
when did things more than twice !
Then he saw things in a different light.

The Centauri :
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There was a young Centauri on Earth
Whose hair stood up since his birth
Whereever he came
he put poodles at shame .
And he did this from New York to Perth


Limerics start with "There was a guy ( from somewhere...) "

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Freespace 2 : The Babylon Project team member
http://freespace.volitionwatch.com/babylon
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The sun is quite warm,
the universe is fairly large
and I have a loose mouth.

Crusade:
There once was a man named Straczynski,
who kept control of his scripts 'till infinity,
his constant control,
ticked of the network troll,
so that's why there's no Crusade on the TV.

Dedicated to the bastards at TNT.

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Please don't hold our president against us-it's not like we voted for him.

LOL I love em, keep em comin peeps

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"Give it a squeeze and check it's working"

WOOOOHOOOO!!! I't not a "new laugh at me" any more!

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Please don't hold our president against us-it's not like we voted for him.

It's okay, I'll still laugh at you.

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[url="http://www.dopefish.com"]swim...swim...hungry...[/url]

Thanks, that means I'm doing my job.

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Please don't hold our president against us-it's not like we voted for him.

OK. Thanks!

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[url="http://www.dopefish.com"]swim...swim...hungry...[/url]

There was a german called skullar
who constantly annoyed the english and their grammer
but never again
no matter the pain
with my old trusty wooden hammer


dunno if it makes sense, but i am too tired and stupid

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1. Liverpool FC ARE going to win the champions league. next season!
2.The world without me is like a blunt pencil.......
Pointless :)
Did you hear? England 5 - Germany 1!!!!!!
Did You See? England 1 - Argentinia 0!!!!!

LOL, don't be so hard on yourself, Wildlife.

tried and failed

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1. Liverpool FC ARE going to win the champions league. next season!
2.The world without me is like a blunt pencil.......
Pointless :)
Did you hear? England 5 - Germany 1!!!!!!
Did You See? England 1 - Argentinia 0!!!!!

There once was a man from mantucket

"You've been talking to Mr. Garibaldi again haven't you?"

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Please don't hold our president against us-it's not like we voted for him.

You know, misspelling grammar is the best EVER.
Because, if you do it, you can say "Well that was the joke!" and if you don't, well, you didn't misspell a word.

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[url="http://www.dopefish.com"]swim...swim...hungry...[/url]

dooohh..

Due to recent events :

There was a young hobbit from Bree
who sat the whole week in a tree
he came back to the ground
when he definitely found
it was about ****ing time to pee.

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Freespace 2 : The Babylon Project team member
http://freespace.volitionwatch.com/babylon
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The sun is quite warm,
the universe is fairly large
and I have a loose mouth.

Im not good at any of this rhyming stuff and with a bad combination of no sense of humor i stand and laugh at others with a larger cranium then mine and laugh, despite my inability to understand the joke.

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What, are you #$%#*@ crazy!

There was a webmaster called Orange...

Hmm....

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Forgive my stupidity.
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