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Icefire! Read this! lol

On the sixth day, God turned to the Archangel Gabriel and said, "Today, I am going to create a land called Canada. It will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains full of mountain goats and eagles, beautiful sparkling lakes bountiful with carp and trout, forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs overlooking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, oceans filled with cod, and rivers stocked with salmon." God continued, "I shall make the land rich in oil and minerals, with verdant forests, so as to make the inhabitants prosper. I shall call these inhabitants Canadians. They shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth."
"But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being too generous to these Canadians?"

"Not really," replied God. "Just wait and see the neighbours I'm going to give them."
-- anon

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I believe I may have read this, but nonetheless thats great and I enjoyed the read

I was bracing myself for another round of Canadian bashing, but it wasn't...wow :P

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When did god create humans ?

It went like this :
God: "Adam, I am going to create a wife for you. She will be very beautiful , she will caress you ,she will prepare the meals , she will always be friendly , she will assist you in whatever you do and in bed you will have lots of fun !"
Adam:"That's great ! What does this cost me ?"
God: "2 legs and one of your arms."
Adam:"Oh... And what do I get for a single rib ? "

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Originally posted by IceFire
I was bracing myself for another round of Canadian bashing, but it wasn't...wow :P

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"Snipes ...Is The Dark Continent."

Heh heh... very funny

My parents didn't think so...

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skullar you beat me to my joke! [well.. it wasn't exactly the same... but the punchline is the same]

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two more adam and eve jokes:

Adam was talking to god one day, and the conversation went something like this:
Adam says "God why did you make Eve so beautiful?"
God says "So you'd love her my son"
Adam says "God why did you make her so soft?"
God says "So you'd love her my son"
Adam says "God, why did you make her so stupid"
God says "So she'd love you my son"


It was a beautiful sunset in the garden of eden, and before
returning home, Adam decided to take a long walk. He was gone
for a very long time, and when he returned home, Eve asked him if he was seing another woman, Adam said no, and they went to bed. In the middle of the night, Adam felt something on his chest. he looked up and it was Eve, and she was counting his ribs.



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