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*HeX pops in looking VERY pale and wide eyed*

HeX: Um...ladies and gentlemen. I have some terrifying news. For those who were on the VBB a while back perhaps you remember Seona. Well...er...she's here...in the VWBB. Ladies and genltlement...the original NHotA of Pain...has Returned. Now Ph34r!

*HeX stands to the side as a new portal opens and Seona steps through*

Seona: THIS...will be fun. (evil grin)

New people to tourcher. Yes.
Shrike your lucky you retired before I came or you would have had your ### kicked
Bartender give me a vodka on the rocks.

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Life is like a gravel road never staight and always stoned.

Retired? From what this time? Geez people, work with me here....

Ooohh...do you mean the position in the NHotA? I was going to tell HeX I was going freelance anyhow....only being able to inflict pain (and moonlighting as death) gets a bit boring, to tell you the truth.

So now it's back to regular (yeah, riiiiiiiight) Shrike.

Oh, and Artimus...please refrain from bombarding my pleasure planet

>The FKS Bloodsmear suddenly vanishes, as its quantum waveform becomes that of empty space. Artimus suddenly appears in a seat at the bar, looking slightly scorched. Shrike grins. Seona's drink appears in....wait...you have ID?<

Screw this, HeX is back. Time for you barflies to go back to your hellhole dimension that HeX made for you.

>All of the people save Shrike, Styxx and the girls vanish, only to reappear in the original bleak, desolate dimension.<

Hmmm...no bar

>Shrike pops his head through a discontinuity, looks around, then makes the FKS Bloodsmear appear, modified into a bar. The clanner crew has been changed into the bar staff.<

Enjoy!

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There's just no kick with a little beam.
VWBB Prophet
Mission Designer, [url="http://freespace.volitionwatch.com/bel"]Behind Enemy Lines[/url]

* Styxx smiles widely as Shrike brings everything to it's previous state *

Styxx: Ahh, only women, alcohol and Spacecrack. Nothing else. And now we even have a private bar...

* He orders again the strongest thing on the bar, and this time he receives somehting that was inside a bottle that contained a good measure of human intestines. *

Shrike: This is the strongest stuff I have this time.

Styxx: Hmmm, I think I'll skip it this time...

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And I shall wipe them off the face of the Earth, with the fury of God's own thunder...

[url="http://terra.sourceforge.net"]Visit the Machina Terra Website[/url] - You'll be glad you did.

::Mental note: Try not to mess with the barkeeper's soul anytime soon..... Unless he attempts to harm you.... Then feed him to the Pillar of Skulls. ::

Hey, Shrike? What's this? Can't an undead sorcerer get a drink around here?

Shadow: Seona, yeah I heard about you and your doing in the "Seona wars of sucestion". If you don't mind me saying but that was nice. So welcome to the tavern and to the VWBB. But if you brang killmaster along he's gonna get an ass wooping, I want to stay as Death and I'm good at it too.

Seona: (you post what you said)

*Walks over to BlueFlames*

Shadow: Where did you get all that pillar and Abishai crap, is that really from AD&D? (I never played) Because they seem pretty powerful, although I've overcome both of them.

BlueFlames: (answer)

Shadow: Thanks

*Shadow walks past Dravin to get to Chuckers Horse head on the wall*

*Dravin dies*

Shadow: Hehe. I love my job.

*Shadow looks at the horse head and then returns to his seat*

*Shrike, kicking back, suddenly hears a loud noise, and looks up in time to see a Taiidani scout crush him as it lands. Artimus climbs in, and rockets off.*


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One foot is two feet minus one foot expressed in feet.

*HeX walks over to the remains of Shrike and shakes his head*

HeX: Ah you'll be fine. Wait until Artimus finds out what I did to his fuel supply.

*A loud BOOM is heard followed by Artimus' screams as he plumets back to earth and creates a small crater to the north of the bar*

HeX: Whoop! Guess he just did. Well back to work! Seona...I believe you ordered a Voodka on the rocks? Coming right up....ummm...SCYTHE! VOODKA! A GOOD YEAR PLEASE!

*Scythe melts a patron into a bottle of Voodka. HeX picks it up and takes it back to the bar. He quickly mixes the drink and hands it to Seona.*

HeX: Personally I like the Puree of Diamond in Nightshade Juice. A real knockout. Say, could someone get Shrike a medic? His squashed organs are making a mess outside and chasing away customers!

*The soul of Dravin rises from his corpse and looks at it. He then begins to rant and rave, most of it being pure screams of frustration, but you do manage to make out.*

"Not Again!"

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"Where ever you go, there you are!" - Said by *someone*

*Keef tries to follow everyone into the other dimension, when...*

"I can't..."

"ARGH! I must have to kill Diablo first! ARGH!"



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[url="http://sublimation.telefragged.com"]Sublimation[/url]
[url="http://www.barchat.co.uk"]The Bar[/url]
PH33R!

I'm back after 3 weeks of vacati0ning... and this post is STILL going...

AT 5 PAGES?!?!?

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DarkHorse
Member of the Wildcards Empire ( [url="http://www.wildcards.org"]http://www.wildcards.org[/url] )

>Shrike opens a portal and walks out.<

Ahhh....I see the Shrike Decoyâ„¢ worked. Sorry about the mess. It's just food coloring.

>The dead decoy vanishes. Shrike walks over to the Artimus-filled crater, and gives him an injection of UberSpaceCrack.

Well, this'll either perk you right up, although I don't know why I'm doing this, or....

>Artimus explodes, spraying goo everywhere.<

****. Or you'll explode. Back to the drawing board for this one.

>Shrike walks back through his portal to his pleasure planet/private bar/spacecrack factory

Actually, all of my material is being ripped mostly out of Plane Scape: Torment, Shadow.

Back to the post:

Damnit.... Am I gonna have to raid my uncle's wine-cellar, or can I get a bloody drink around he------- Mmmmm..... There's a good idea......

::Grabs Keef by the neck, snaps his head back, spraying blood across a couple of my Abishai, then snaps it forward, popping the head off. The whole ordeal sounds like a soda can opening. I then kick back and pour myself a glass of Keef blood.::

Now that's a drink.

Seona: Now that I have been officially introduced/reunited I have one question for every one....who's first?

*Seona takes a minion by the hand and has him face a stone wall*

Minion: Where did that wall come from?

Seona: I put it there. Now shut up and don't move or I might miss.

*The minion is fear stricked and shaking. Before the minion can even think Seona has her long awaited and trust worthy whip. After whipping the minion sensless Seona then retrieves a lighter and a jerry can of gasoline*

HeX: And this is why she was the original Neo-Horseman of pain.

*Everyone returned to drinking their 'alcohol' and minding their own bussiness. Everyonce in a while you could hear the evil laughter of Seona as she tourtured/torched minion after minion*

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Life is like a gravel road never staight and always stoned.

Lazarus decides that this post has being going on for too long and leaves a meson bomb in the immediate vicinity...

Detonation in 5...4...3...2...1...BOOM!

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First thou shalt take out the holy pin, then thou shalt count to three, no more, no less. Three thou shalt count and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four thou shalt not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thous't then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once thou hast counted to three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thine Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, at thine foe, who, being naughty in mine sight, shall snuff it.

*HeX glares at Lazurus from the pile of rubble*

HeX: What is with you people and doing that? Always with the Meson bombs. I should kill you for blowing up my bar agian. But...I'll leave that to Seona while I rebuild. HEY SEONA! (points at Lazarus) VICTIM!

*HeX goes about repairing the bar while Seona begins chasin Lazarus around with a blow torch*

::Feels that Lazarus' life has gone on far too long and stuffs a few Xill eggs--from my collection--down his throat.::

5....4.....3....2....1.....SPLAT! Heh.... Now I've got a herd of Xills AND a population of Abishai at my command....

::Pours out another glass of Keef's blood.::

And the same goes to the rest of you who disagree with the survival of this post.

Yah, it's probably gonna hold the record for length for a very very long time...

Congrats at reaching Hannibal status, DarkHorse.

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-Sirius
D2 level design/robot design

"* {WC}Sirius is odd."

*The soul of Dravin starts to mutter and gernerally be sorry for its self.*

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"Where ever you go, there you are!" - Said by *someone*