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I'll give you a pouchful of diamonds, and half my soul, and to sweaten the deal, i'll through in my first born to.

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"Where ever you go, there you are!" - Said by *someone*

*HeX glares at Dravin who promtly melts*

I'll give you a full time position as head of the HeX Grand Order (to be renamed at your liesure) and full use of all equipment and mindless zealots therein. All this plus a total compensation package in case you loose/destroy your Pain Universe with no questions asked and fully paid-for minions. Finally I will give you...

*Rips Dravin's soul from what remains of his body*

This guy's soul.

Oooh, ooh! I'll buy the Bar! Offer of $2!

*MadMac is revived by the VWatch spirits... you can't kill a VWatch staffer, after all!*

*MadMac searches the globe for Shadow and finds him*

*MadMac raises his mighty smacking trout, forged by WildWolf himself, and brings it down hard on Shadow's neck*

*Shadow is knocked to the ground by the impact, and his knife is flung across the ground*

*Shadow is beaten senseless by the unstoppable power of the smacking trout*

*MadMac says: "That'll learn ya!" and opens a portal into his own sanctuary.*

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*Shadow stands up, shakes his head and retrieves his Blade*

Shadow: Dammit someone buy the bar and open it already!

Hex: Already taken care of as long as no one else gives an offer, just waiting for a reply from Shrike.

*Shadow quickly turns around and throws his Blade at Scyth for giving an offer*

*The blade punctures Scyths head and a loud POP is heard*

*Scyth falls to the ground*

Shadow: There your the only surviving buyer.

Hex: Nice

Shadow: Thanks

*Shadow goes and picks up his Blade and sips the Coka-Cola he ordered before the bar closed*

Shadow: By the way, Hex DON'T mess with my Blade.

*Hex stares at Shadow but then returns to whatever he was doing*

[This message has been edited by Shadow (edited 09-03-2000).]

This is going to be another TaS...
D00DS!!!!!!

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*Dravin's soul, the vile, and evil thing that it is begins to eat through Hex's glove as if it was a powerful acid.*

A weak, and pitiful voice rises from Dravin's soul, and moans, "Space Crack!"

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"Where ever you go, there you are!" - Said by *someone*

Scythe's body: Ph33r.

*Scythe's particles rearrange, blah blah blah..*

Scythe: I'm upping my bid to $5. Be thankful.

*All of HeX's money mysteriously boils until it is all evaporated and exists as gas in the air.*

Scythe: 0wn3d.

*HeX clobbers Scythe with a Thought Control Bat leaving him in a sane stupor*

HeX: See how well they work? Okay...bid or no bid these people have been high and dry long enough. All Neo-Horsemen...time to reopen the bar!

*HeX and the other NHotA use their powers to summon up a new bar. The building appears with a chimney sticking out the window, the bar on the roof and half the chairs sticking down through the floor*

HeX: Ah heck lets just wait.

&gt;Grins&lt;

Excellent.....the pain is already here!

I'll sell it to HeX, as he'll cause the most pain to those around here......

Anyway, ciao!

&gt;Shrike phase-shifts out with the attractive female members of his new entourage.&lt;

Ahhh......this is the life.....

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There's just no kick with a little beam.
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*Everyone steps through the door of the newly re-opened bar called "Yea Ole Chugalug". The bar is empty and well lit with a nice demonic motif. Every one looks around for the bartender but sees no one. Shadow walks up and sits down at the bar. Suddenly a black mist rises up and forms into a black robe figure*

Shadow: HeX? Is that you?

HeX: (throws back hood) Yeah they lost my bartender suit at the Chaos Dry Cleaners. Had to make do with some old HeX Grand Order Robes. Mountain Dew?

*As everyone sits down to drink HeX clears his throat and points to a sign on the wall reading "Vandals will be arrested, unfairly judged and then executed. Enjoy!"*

HeX: Just so you know

&gt;Shrike phase-shifts in.&lt;

Mountain dew? In a BAR?? My god you people!

&gt;Shrike pulls out an obscene number of liquor bottles, throws them through his handy portal onto the sunny beach filled with the attractive female members of his entourage, throws a small diamond on the table and phase-shifts out, after closing the portal.&lt;

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There's just no kick with a little beam.
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Mission Designer, [url="http://freespace.volitionwatch.com/bel"]Behind Enemy Lines[/url]

* Styxx, sensing the possibilities, follows Shrike to the sunny beach filled with half-naked women and booze. *

- I just hope there's some Spacecrack there...

* People at the bar watch as he leaves through the portal. After a few minutes, the new and improved bar is destroyed for the first time by some unknown reason. *

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And I shall wipe them off the face of the Earth, with the fury of God's own thunder...

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Hey, wait a second! Wasn't I one of the Horsemen too? I remember HeX accepting me for insanity and me taking Chucker and using him as a horse..

* Styxx hears as Scythe complains, and throws HeX's vertebrae (the one he got back was fake, and rigged with magical explosives) back trough the portal *

- I don't mind not being one of the NHotA, if you're so interested on it. Just be careful with it...

* Styxx returns to the beach with a strange smile on his face. After the portal closes, Scythe places the vertebrae on his pocket. HeX wonders what that meant, and a few seconds later, his back starts to make a unique ticking sound... *

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And I shall wipe them off the face of the Earth, with the fury of God's own thunder...

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*HeX grumbles something and then snaps his fingers. A nearby mouse suddenly expands into a new bar but continues to squeak. HeX leans behind the bar and pulls out a large book and flips through to a page near the end*

HeX: Hey! Scythe is right! Okay...which one of those minions has been screwing with my roster?! Ah heck I'll just torture them all. Scythe...take over for me. If they get rowdy just liquer them up until they pass out. But before I run...

*HeX brings up a sign marked:

New drinks available:
Rubbing Alcohol and Iodine
Cyanide ala Goat
Puree of Diamond in Nightshade Juice
Beer laced with purgatives

HeX then turns and walks through a portal into his dimension. Before the portal closes a lot of cursing can be heard followed by screams of pain from several minions. Suddenly there is a large explosion and even more cursing. Scythe closes the portal and takes his place behind the bar.*

Scythe: Anyone for a Rubbing Alcohol with Iodine?


[This message has been edited by HeX (edited 09-04-2000).]

Heeey! I didn't want this responsibility! Screw you all!

*Scythe disappears, leaving the NHotA in chaos*

Shadow: Dammit how am I supposed to get a drink when there is no bartender. Oh well I guess Hex won't mind.

*Shadow takes the position of bartender*

Shadow: Hmmm, now that that's done we need a replacement for insanity. I guess I'll take that position too untill Hex arrives.

BlueFlames: What about Chucker?

Shadow: What about him?

BlueFlames: He's a horse, remember?

*BlueFlames throws a rock out the door and hit's Chucker*

Chucker: Nee hey neeahhh.

Shadow: Oh yeah.

*Shadow walks out the door*

*A loud noise is heard as well as horse noises and blood splattering*

*Squishy sounds are heard as well as the sounds woodwork*

*Shadow enters the bar with a stuffed horse head on a plaque of wood*

*Shadow hangs it on the wall and then cleans the blood of his Blade*

*BlueFlames stares at Shadow with a strange look his face*

Shadow: What!?!

*BlueFlames continues drinking*

Pez: One glass of rubbing alcohol with iodine please.

Shadow: Huh, oh you've been quiet, okay well one glass of rubbing alcohol and iodine coming up.

*Shadow gives Pez his drink*

Pez: Thanks

*Shadow looks around for any other quiet patrons that might want a drink*

*Shadow notices a glove that is melting*

Dravins soul: Space crack.

Shadow: Woah, okay... here you go.

*Shadow spinkles some space crack on the glove*

Dravins soul: Thanks.

Tavern: Squeek

Shadow: Be quite

*Shadow hits the wall*

*The tavern lifts up on four legs and starts running away*

Shadow: ****, oh well.

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The hell with orders!!

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
The friend of my enemy is my enemy.
The friend of my friend is my friend.
The enemy of my friend is my enemy.
Are you my enemy or my friend?

Download my [url="http://archives.volitionwatch.com/fs2/missions/DLoader.php3?MissID=218"]mission[/url]!!

[This message has been edited by Shadow (edited 09-04-2000).]

*Scythe materializes out of a barstool*

Scythe: Mmm, excellent job as bartender Shadow. Besides the bar running away and all. Um, oh well. Get me a drink.

Shadow: What do you want?

Scythe: Guess.

*Shadow pours Scythe a brewski*

Scythe: No dammit!

*Scythe slaps the brewski (I love that word) across the bar, knocking everyone's drink over and breaking the beer stein (or is that brewski stein?)*

Scythe: Guess again!

*Shadow pours Scythe a Cranberry Juice.*

Scythe: mmm.. finally I can sit and have a drink in a bar..

*sip*

*The mailman passes by and puts a piece of paper in front of the door*

*Shadow goes, picks it up and reads it*

BlueFlames: What is it?

Shadow: The new shipment of Ultra SpaceCrack has arrived, hmm and here's a sample.

Everyone: Gimme!!!

Shadow: No time to smoke it.

*Shadow quikly eats the sample*

Everyone: Awww.

*Shadow goes nuts and rips off Pez's head and put's it in the fridge*

*Shadow looses control of his powers temporarily*

*Half the patrons, including Scyth, WildWolf and Dravin go insane. The other half, including AlphaKiller, Ace, Artimus, Plasma, IceFire, Sirius, Razzle, BlueFlames, Dark, TripleA, DarkHorse, Slanker and MadMac, suddently drop dead*

*Shadow regains control of his powers but the previous is still in effect*

Shadow: Woah, Time to fill the stocks.

*Shadow looks around and realises that the bar dosen't need a Bar keeper replacement while he goes because of the current state of everyone*

*Shadow goes to the local market and "buys" (takes and kills anyone in the way) Space Crack, Ultra Space Crack, Rubing alcohol, iodine, mountain dew, etc, and returns to the bar*

Scyth: Crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, bang! Crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, bang! Crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, bang! ...

WildWolf: Woop woop woop woop woop...

Dravin: Rock a by Boshy, on the Iceni top, when the Sathanas fires, the Collossus will go boom. When the Sathanases charge, Capella will fall and down will come a jump node an Orion and all.

Shadow: Ohh kay.


(this post not only continues the story but raps up some loose ends)

[This message has been edited by Shadow (edited 09-04-2000).]

[This message has been edited by Shadow (edited 09-05-2000).]