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I don't know what the hell this is about, but its getting weird..

*The immense power of Hex and Shadow cause the sun to go nova*

*The bar get's destroyed by the shockwave a few minutes later*

*The remaining matter reforms into the sun, a planet and the bar*

*A big blob of goo on the planet evolves into everyone that was in the bar except BlueFlames*

Shadow: Bartender give me the strongest stuff ya got.

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The hell with orders!!

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
The friend of my enemy is my enemy.
The friend of my friend is my friend.
The enemy of my friend is my enemy.
Are you my enemy or my friend?

Download my [url="http://archives.volitionwatch.com/fs2/missions/DLoader.php3?MissID=218"]mission[/url]!!

*All the melted patron puddles come together and reform Shadow*

Well, I was going to aply for insanity but Death'll have to do.

*Shadow fills out the form*

*Shadow looks around for a goat*

Shadow: Umm, Scyth can you help me here.

Scyth: Well because your going the be a Neo-Horseman okay.

*A stool melts down and reforms into a goat*

Shadow: Thanks

*Shadow stuffs the form inside the goat and promptly makes it burst into flames*

Shadow: Umm, Scyth, Beans?

*Scyth looks at shodow with an annoyed look*

*Antoher stool melts down and becomes a bed of beans*

Shadow: Thanks.

*Shadow opens a portal to Hexs realm and enters it with the goat/beans in hand*

Shadow: Ahh, Hex nice to see you. Here is my application.

Hex: Nice. Munch munch munch. Umm umm delicious. Okay your part of the group. Just get a horse and voila.

*Shadow opens a portal to the bar, looks around and dosen't see any horses*

*Shadow goes to the local farm and buys a horse*

Shadow: There we go.

*Shadow returns to the bar*

Shadow: Okay let's see what powers I got.

*Shadow looks at BlueFlames and BlueFlames promptly dies*

Shadow: Cool.

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The hell with orders!!

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
The friend of my enemy is my enemy.
The friend of my friend is my friend.
The enemy of my friend is my enemy.
Are you my enemy or my friend?

Download my [url="http://archives.volitionwatch.com/fs2/missions/DLoader.php3?MissID=218"]mission[/url]!!

*HeX turns to the other Neo-Horsemen*

HeX: I'm not sure what happened...but let's do it again! That was a bigger rush then spacecrack!

*HeX looks at Blueflames and waves. As a result Blueflames suddenly begins to twist and warp to the motions of HeX's hand*

HeX: Whoops! Sorry about that. I forgot about how strong that Chaos stuff is. Here...let me try and right you.

*HeX continues to wave and Blueflames is twisted into two pretzels and six forms of knots. HeX frowns and tries waving both hands but results in Blueflames exploding and splattering all over the bar*

HeX: Oops! Uh...little help?

*Blueflames reforms from the mess and snarls. He razes a hand and blasts HeX into the nearest wall. HeX stands up and dusts himself off*

HeX: Okay...that does it...I've had it. TIME FOR SOME MAYHEM!

*HeX motions for the other Neo-Horsemen to follow him. He walks out of the bar and rasies his hands by his sides. The bar windows fill with lights and screams of pain. The light grows brighter and brighter as the screams amplify. The Neo-Horsemen stop at the top of the valley where the bar sits and watch as suddenly the light blasts outward and rips up the entire Valley*

HeX: That felt good
Scythe: Oh pretty
Shadow: Great effects there
Shrike: MY BAR!!!!!! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!! IEEEE MY ANTIQUE CUPS!!! MY 2nd CENTURY BEER STINE!!!!
HeX: Uh...guys? Race you to the next dimension over!

*HeX begins to run followed by Shrike who is still fuming*


[This message has been edited by HeX (edited 08-21-2000).]

* Styxx returns to the bar, and tosses the head of the poor guy on the neares trash bin *

- Ah, hell. Not another one of those. Last time I drunk one I ended up frying up two whole cities...

* Styxx turns around to look at Shadow *

- And I've already got the strongest stuff they have, but it's just not enough. Try one of your own "geomodded" Mountain Dews, those are good. Now Shrike, you'd better find me some Spacecrack™ - Enhanced version, or things will get pretty ugly around here!

* The personification of hate turns again towards the counter, and looks at Shrike with a "where's my Spacecrack™" look on his face... *

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And I shall wipe them off the face of the Earth, with the fury of God's own thunder...

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quote:

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Originally posted by WildWolf:
I don't know what the hell this is about, but its getting weird..

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*Artimus calls in a Long Tom strike...*

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One foot is two feet minus one foot expressed in feet.

1) The bar is now destroyed, due to a sordid series of events. I am now proceeding to inflict pain and suffering upon HeX until he appologizes.
2) I phase-shift, and pull the Long Tom shell out of the air, then drop in between the legs of Artimus' Timber Wolf, phase-shift back to normal time and walk off whistling as the shell detonates, destroying the Mech and sending little shards of metal all over the place.
3) I am currently out of space crack after sending a shipment to PheonixBlade, however, the Shivan slaves are working overtime on the new, improved Ultra SpaceCrackâ„¢.

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There's just no kick with a little beam.
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* Styxx, hearing about the news of the production of the new and improved Ultra SpaceCrack™ becomes a little less angry. He gets up, walk to the wall and hit a big red button labeled...*

::: BUMP! :::

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And I shall wipe them off the face of the Earth, with the fury of God's own thunder...

[url="http://terra.sourceforge.net"]Visit the Machina Terra Website[/url] - You'll be glad you did.

>Shrike tells Styxx to hold alt and type +0153 to get the â„¢.<

>pulls out one of HeX's vertabrea (you still haven't apologized yet!), inscribes 'HATE' upon it and gives it to Styxx.<

Welcome to the Neo-Horsemen of the Apocalypse!!!

NHotA?

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There's just no kick with a little beam.
VWBB Prophet
Mission Designer, [url="http://freespace.volitionwatch.com/bel"]Behind Enemy Lines[/url]

Yeah, who are the new NHoA

Chaos: Hex
Death: Me
Pain:
Insanity:

I'm insanity.

No, this thread is Insanity.


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quote:

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Originally posted by Shadow:
Yeah, who are the new NHoA

Chaos: Hex
Death: Me
Pain:
Insanity:

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*Grabs his vertabrae back from Shrike and puts them in place again with a series of lound snaps and scrunches*

HeX: Okay okay! I appologies already. I'm sorry for blowing up you mugs...and your beer stein...and your antique stools...and the bar...and the valley...hmmmm...over did it huh?

Let's see...if I remember correctly the 4 new NHotA are:

Chaos: HeX
Pain: Shrike
Insanity: Styxx
Death: Shadow

The ORIGINAL four were

Chaos: HeX
Pain: Seona
Insanity: Zine
Death: Killmaster

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*MadMac sits at his computer reading this silly thread, and decides to join in*

*MadMac uses his VWatch powers to create a new bar for Shrike*

*MadMac decides he's gone far enough for now and slips out almost unnoticed...*

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quote:

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Originally posted by MadMac_5:
*MadMac decides he's gone far enough for now and slips out almost unnoticed...*

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quote:

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Originally posted by Shadow:
*The immense power of Hex and Shadow cause the sun to go nova*

*The bar get's destroyed by the shockwave a few minutes later*

*The remaining matter reforms into the sun, a planet and the bar*

*A big blob of goo on the planet evolves into everyone that was in the bar except BlueFlames*

Shadow: Bartender give me the strongest stuff ya got.

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*HeX notices Shadow walking in wiping the blood off the blade of his anchient sword*

HeX: Nicely done. I see I picked the right person for Death.

Shadow: Ah...it was nothing.

*Shadow suddenly notice his sword is bending and warping*

HeX: Um...you might not want to set that to close to me. Chaos has some...odd effects on things.

*As if to prove that point, HeX's cup suddenly sprouts legs and runs into a wall smashing into pieces. HeX sighs and throws Shrike another pouch of coins.*

HeX: I gotta stop drinking here. My wallet can't cover all these damage charges. Well I better go pillage a few more towns for money.

*HeX slips through the portal to his Chaos dimension and vanishes from sight*

Alright, I give up.... My position is backfiring on me, this bar is giving ME pain. So therefore, I am closing the bar unless someone steps forward and buys it off of me. Best offer accepted.

>Shrike kicks everyone out of the bar after last call, then puts a 'for sale' sign on the door.<

Now get out there and bid!

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There's just no kick with a little beam.
VWBB Prophet
Mission Designer, [url="http://freespace.volitionwatch.com/bel"]Behind Enemy Lines[/url]