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I, on the other hand...

:I use my magic wand to Transfigure my Rockeye launchers into photon torpedo bazookas, which I then use to blow Grey Wolf 2009 into small pieces:

Meanwhile, a voice behind Boct1584 says, "Did you think you could destroy me so easily?" Out of the shadows steps Firewind, unscathed. "Don't you know a simulacrum when you see it? Pity you destroyed it. One of my best ones. Oh, well." He draws his Wao-Lan Bastard Sword +7, Firestorm, and plunges it right through Boct's heart. He then proceeds to dismember Boct limb from limb. He then uses the blade's Firestorm ability and burns the remains. "If anyone else attacks me, I'll use my most powerful spell, Summon Interplay Executive!"

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Webmaster of [url="http://www.geocities.com/jdd1617"]GTD Wolf[/url]

Designer of the "Operation: Underground" Campaign

"It could be worse." -Princess Leia

"'Tis only a flesh wound!" -Black Knight

"Brave, brave Sir Robin, brave Sir Robin ran away." -Robin's Minstrels

[This message has been edited by Grey Wolf 2009 (edited 04-03-2001).]

Here's the stats on the Wao Lan Bastard Sword +7, Firestorm:

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Wao Lan Bastard Sword +7, Firestorm
Type: Bastard sword/Large Sword (depends on system.)
Damage: 2d4+7(1-handed)/2d8+7(2-handed)
Special: 2 Fire Damage (save for none)
100% Resistance to Fire to wielder
50% Resistance to Cold to wielder
+2 Bonus to AC (i.e.: 5->3) because of extreme heat
Wielder can call down Firestorm 10/day
Damage Type: Slashing/Piercing
Only Usable By: Warriors

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[For people that can't do math that's 56 damage for each hit x 2 1/2 attack a round= 280 damage in 2 rounds. And now back to the story. ] Firewind walks over to Darkhorse and Sirius. "Who was the nutcase? And why was he using Harry Potter spells, photon torpedoes, and rocket launchers? Come over to the bar and we can drink while we talk. Bartender, 3 of your strongest!"

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Webmaster of [url="http://www.geocities.com/jdd1617"]GTD Wolf[/url]

Designer of the "Operation: Underground" Campaign

"It could be worse." -Princess Leia

"'Tis only a flesh wound!" -Black Knight

"Brave, brave Sir Robin, brave Sir Robin ran away." -Robin's Minstrels

:My body parts pull together and I rise:

"You really need to read earlier pages, find out what everyone's using! I've had an unDispellable Re-Raise ward on me since page 17! Honestly!"

:I pull out my Hellcast heavy crossbow (atk speed increased 2 levels, fire resistance +20, fires exploding bolts) and shoot Grey Wolf 2009 with a Level 10 Immolation Arrow (explosion causing 58-64 fire damage, patch of fire 2 yards in diameter burning for 13.6 seconds, causing avg. 60-63 dam per second):

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Originally posted by Grey Wolf 2009:
"Who was the nutcase? And why was he using Harry Potter spells, photon torpedoes, and rocket launchers? Come over to the bar and we can drink while we talk. Bartender, 3 of your strongest!"

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Firewind quickly sheaths his sword, and instead draws it's counterpart, the Two-Handed Sword +5, Blizzard. He starts battling with the Fire Golem, while calling out, "Why are you summoning these monsters to fight me? Are you afraid to fight me yourself?"
[Note: Sorry about that comment. I was trying to get someone to reply to this post. And someone did complain about you using Harry Potter spells.}

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Webmaster of [url="http://www.geocities.com/jdd1617"]GTD Wolf[/url]

Designer of the "Operation: Underground" Campaign

"It could be worse." -Princess Leia

"'Tis only a flesh wound!" -Black Knight

"Brave, brave Sir Robin, brave Sir Robin ran away." -Robin's Minstrels

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Originally posted by boct1584:
:My body parts pull together and I rise:

"You really need to read earlier pages, find out what everyone's using! I've had an unDispellable Re-Raise ward on me since page 17! Honestly!"

:I pull out my Hellcast heavy crossbow (atk speed increased 2 levels, fire resistance +20, fires exploding bolts) and shoot Grey Wolf 2009 with a Level 10 Immolation Arrow (explosion causing 58-64 fire damage, patch of fire 2 yards in diameter burning for 13.6 seconds, causing avg. 60-63 dam per second):

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Also, you were ashes because of the firestorm. So technicall you're ashes would reform, not your dismembered parts.

Too bad.

:I pull out my Bonesnap maul (93-123 damage, 40% chance of crushing blow), and bludgeon Grey Wolf 2009's head off. I then cast Glacial Spike at Grey Wolf's head; the impact of the spike shatters his body, preventing him from putting his head back on:

Ph34r my Diablo II attacks!

KAMEHAMEHA!!! (totally destroys Darkhorse)

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The Empire, the Borg, the Shivans...all unstopable forces just screaming to be blown away.

A glowing orb comes down from the sky and forms into Firewind. "Why don't we just call off this fight, Boct. Neither of us can kill each other." He then skewers Unidan with a blade of pure energy. Unidan's body slowly melts and disolves into the floorboards. "That's what you get for trying to use DBZ stuff in and AD&D battle!"

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Webmaster of [url="http://www.geocities.com/jdd1617"]GTD Wolf[/url]

Designer of the "Operation: Underground" Campaign

"It could be worse." -Princess Leia

"'Tis only a flesh wound!" -Black Knight

"Brave, brave Sir Robin, brave Sir Robin ran away." -Robin's Minstrels

what?

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Whitestar55 out..........

"We live for the one, we would die for th one"

Exactly.

*casts 'what?' on the next five people that post*

Zeronet casts Fireball at boct1584 and watches him burn and then casts shadow door and escapes into the night

Kamehameha, unless severely coded, has nothing to do with AD&D.

Cast magic missle and then runs off again. Splat goes everyone

And how is magic missile going to hurt me? At most it can deal 5 damage per missile, and their is a maximum of 5 missiles per cast. That would barely be enough for my character to notice. Not to mention his magic resistance!

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Webmaster of [url="http://www.geocities.com/jdd1617"]GTD Wolf[/url]

Designer of the "Operation: Underground" Campaign

"It could be worse." -Princess Leia

"'Tis only a flesh wound!" -Black Knight

"Brave, brave Sir Robin, brave Sir Robin ran away." -Robin's Minstrels

:Since Grey Wolf 2009 has so much Mag resistance, I pull out my book of Curses, flip to the back, and cast Lower Resist on him, eliminating his resistances. I then run up to him and use a Vengance strike with my halberd(adds fire/cold/lightning damage). With his resistances gone, he is shocked, frozen, and burnt all at once:

"HAH!"

I use Dispel Magic, Heal, and Spell Turning to repair my body, restore my magic resistance and prevent it from happening again. Then I return the favor by drawing the Firestorm, chopping off the head of the Halberd, and slicing off Boct's arm. The wound is instantly cauterized by the heat and I cast Anti-Magic Field to prevent you from healing it.