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Duck!

*Shadow shoots the duck*

Shadow: Yum, duck.

*Shadow starts roasting the duck*

Darklord: Can I have some?

*Reaches out for the offered duck*

DarkHorse: I'm gonna get some more stuff, then we can have a good ol' food fight. Howzat?

This is a very long topic.

Shadow: Sure, if you give me that ball.

Darklord: Okay, here.

*Shadow starts roasting the balll over the fire while Darklord eats up some of the duck*

Just two things to remember about that ball:

1) That's some pretty tough hide to chew through.
2) The air is going to expand and make a nice explosion.....

*The duck explodes, just for the hell of it*

*DarkHorse returns, with armfuls of...

...ducks.*

DarkHorse: Enjoy.

*DarkHorse drops all 5-bit ducks to the ground.*

[This message has been edited by DarkHorse (edited 01-01-2001).]

Shadow yeah your right, that is one tough hide, the ball is 20 times it's original size and still won' blow, ah well.

*Shadow adds some gazxoline into the fire to make it hotter*

Here's a brick of pure Magnesium. Throw that onto the flame. Better yet, I'll get some potassium and water and we can get that ball really roasting!

Shadow: Sure.

*Throws brick of magnesium aswell as some potassium and some water into the fire*

[This message has been edited by Shadow (edited 01-04-2001).]

BOOM!

Mr. T's Anti-Sucka 5.0 Build 1345 [SCANNING...] [FOUND: Invalid Process in module 'SHADOW'S_BRAIN'][SUGGESTED FIX: Psychiatric Therapy]

The 32 ducks are thereby melted, along with all surrounding life in a 70-metre radius.

Shadow: Hey cool it worked the ball finally cooked.

*Sahdow tsarts eating the ball and takes a drink of the melted ducks*

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Originally posted by DarkHorse:


BOOM!

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You forgot what form I am currently in. With a weight in excess of 600 kilograms, it is EXTREMELY doubtful that you could even move me, let alone kick me that far.

Therefore, I remain.

Okay then...


:Hauls out his Book of Forbidden Magic and casts the Imperius Curse on DarkHorse, placing him under his control. He then forces DarkHorse to cut his own head off:

Haha! Ph33r my Imperius Curse!

[This message has been edited by boct1584 (edited 01-05-2001).]

Not only do I have Protection from Evil cast, I also lack the tools with which to chop my head off with. I kinda left the scimitars back at the bar.