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If there's any girls there I wanna do them.

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Loki -- Angel of Death

:: Whacks Loki over the head with a bat. ::

Take your stupidity elsewhere.

:: Draws the Blade of Dementia ::

Preferably before you piss the rest of us off.

[This message has been edited by R128 BlueFlames (edited 12-19-2000).]

I have no tolerance toward impudence. Especially in long posts that I'm trying to enjoy.

Darklord: Yadda yadda yadda.

*Smacks BlueFlames with a big stick*

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:: Gets up rubbing his head ::

Ouch

:: Draws the flaming sword and spreads his wings ::

I was just makeing a joke

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Loki -- Angel of Death

[This message has been edited by Loki (edited 12-19-2000).]

::Casts a mass reanimation spell on the graveyard outside.::

Corpses and zombies and demons oh my! But before I go off into a standoff with Loki.....

::Pile-drives through Darklord with the Blade of Dementia::

I'll show you what you can do with your big stick next time.

::Reanimates Darklord and adds him to the ranks of the undead outside.::

Now we're talking.

DarkHorse: Oooh, Flames is getting snarky.

:: Holds forth the symbol of his diety ::

BACK!!!

:: Heads of all undead explode ::

Even.

::Undead continue their march forward::

BWAHAHAHA! Someone doesn't have a very good sense of what the undead are!

::Watches undead Darklord pick the religous symbol away from Loki::

Who needs gods? Especially when you have....

::Abishai begin springing up by the thousand::

....DEMONS!!

::Abishai begin shredding Loki to bits, while I'm behind the bar looking for a blender.::

Hey guys! Go long!

::Holds the blender off to the side and catches flying giblets. When the last of the remains are in, I stick it on the motorized blades and push "Liquify"::

Heyyyyy Shadow!

::Grabs Shadow by the nose, opens his mouth, and pours Loki down his gullet. Casts some archaic spell that causes Loki to reform within Shadow's stomach, causing him to explode.::

You were saying?

:: Loki grows tired of the foolish mortals and flys away::

Mortal? MORTAL?! Why you little ---!!

::Conjures up the Holy Flak Cannon. Sky fills with black puffs for several minutes before Loki comes plummeting to the ground in a bloody heap.::

I'll show you MORTAL!!!!

::Grabs Shadow and pushes him in front of the left side of Loki's face.::

Hmmmm....

::Grabs the other side of Loki's face and slaps the two halves together.::

There. ::Points at Shadow:: Mortality with depth perception enhancement.

*Undead Darklord ponders around for a bit looking lost*

*BlueFlames realises he has created and unwitting slave*

*Starting with fetch and carry, BlueFlames begins to teach Darklord stuff*

Blueflames: Fetch drink.

*Darklord fetches drink*

BlueFlames: Carry these peices of shadow somewhere else.

*Darklord carrys the peices of shadow somewhere else*

*Shadow reforms in Darklords hands...*


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Woot! Hey Darklord! Go fetch a willing victim for me please.

*Shadow pats Darklord on the head and gives him a bone.*

Shadow: Nice Darklord.

*Shadow returns to the bar and sit beside BlueFlames*

Shadow: WTF were you talking about when you said mortality with depth perception? Oh and bartender, a glass of liquid nitrogen please.

quote:

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Originally posted by Shadow:
Shadow: WTF were you talking about when you said mortality with depth perception? Oh and bartender, a glass of liquid nitrogen please.

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Which is why being four-eyed isn't such a bad thing after all.

*Darklords head explode coz of lack of scientific understandin*

You victim will be here shortly...

You didn't have to explain how it works, I already knew that. Anyways.

*Shadow takes out his Blade, grabs whatever remains of Loki, impales him on it and starts roasting him on the fire in the fireplace*

Shadow: Roasted Loki, umm, tastes like Shivan.

::Takes some of Loki's hide and makes a crude soccerball. Stands back, and casts a huge fireball at it.::

GOALLLLLLL!!!!

*Darklord jumps for the ball...*

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