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I am now lost, more so then i ever was.

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"Hindsight is all well and good.... untill you trip." - Said by Me

Darklord: Have this map.

*Patched up and trailing sparks, the Psychosis reaches the Capella system. Shuttles of all shapes and sizes deploy to search out the Space Crack Monkey, eached manned by different patrons of the bar. The NHotA shuttle drops out of the bay and weaves erraticly*

Phoenix: Damnit HeX! Can't you fly straight?

HeX: Not my fault it weaves. Someone's tail hit the maneuvering jets!

Seona: Well if you had built the stupid docking bay bigger I could have moved easier between the shuttles.

HeX: There was plenty of room! You just have to...

*The shuttle suddenly sputters to a stop in the middle of space. The others look back to see Shadow leaning on the reactor*

Shadow: Whoops.

HeX: You killed the reactor!?

Phoenix: I'll get it working. Just needs some Spoils of War to get it going.

HeX: Just be sure not to clip the coolant pipes with your...

*Phoenix's cape slices through two pipes and alarms star blaring*

HeX:...Cape. *Sigh* I should have stayed on the bridge.

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Founder and Designer of:
)( N Y X F A L L )(
"Mankind just got an eviction notice"

[This message has been edited by HeX (edited 11-01-2000).]

Meanwhile, Styxx and Shrike, knowing that the spacecrack monkey is an imposter, have taken off in the Chimera fighters, leaving everyone else far behind.

*Hex then looks out the window and sees a huge transport coming right for their shuttle. Hex goes right up against the window and starts screaming*

Hex: Stop you idiots!!!

*Hex starts to wave his hands frantically*

Everyone inside Shuttle except Hex: Hex, No!!!!!

*The Shuttle gets warped into a doughnut, and the Transport passes trough*

Hex: Hah!! If it weren't for me, we'd all the flying space junk.

Shadow: Yeah well just try and brign the shuttle back to it's original shape. It's kinda small in here now that the shutle is in an abnormal shape.

Pheonix: Yeah.

Hex: Piece of cake.

*Hex: waves his hands and then the Shuttle warps into the words Nyxfall in cursive*

Hex: Oops

Seona: Change it, fast!!!!!! My flask of never ending whiskey is in the "y" and I'm in the "a". NOW!!!

*Hex waves his hands hysterically again and the shuttle warps into a pretzel*

Hex: Still not good.

*Hex moves his feet hysterically this time and the Shuttle warps into a huge maze*

*Dravin looks at the map to find out that he is in Shadow's pocket*

Dravin: "How the heck did i get here?"

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"Hindsight is all well and good.... untill you trip." - Said by Me

At this rate we'll be catching up to TaS. I don't know if that's bad or good.

* Styxx, on board his specially modified Chimera fighter, hits the X-treme strealth button, and passes unnoticed by the NHotA shuttle, followed closely by Shrike. Knowing that the SpaceCrack Monkey won't be able to help, they proceed to their next best place to find information - an old 'Zod bar near Altair. *

Shrike: Damn, can't these things go any faster?

Styxx: Ah, so you want faster, heh? See that big yellow and red button?

Shrike: Hmmmm...

* Shrike presses the button, and activates the special Big Baddass Ultraspeed Engines. As the fighter accelerates, he notices that he surprisingly cannot separate himself from the seat cushioning... *

Styxx: I told ya...

[This message has been edited by Styxx (edited 11-02-2000).]

BTW, what is NHotA?

Ahh....excellent! Some real speed.

To infinity and beyond...!

*The two Chimera fighters disappear into subspace, making the trip to Altair in a few moments. They land, and proceed to walk into the bar.*

*Someone immediately gets eviscerated.*

Shrike: That looks like a Vas version of Seona!

Styxx: And there's a 'zog HeX.

Shrike: This just feels weird.

'Zog-Phoenix: Buy a drink. Tip well!

Shrike: Very weird.

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The Earth is a memory. Humanity is scattered. We are two steps from the abyss. [url="http://pub30.ezboard.com/bnyxfall"]Welcome to Nyxfall.[/url]
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Darklord: Anyone got any SC?

*a bag of spacecrack appears next to Darklord with the words 'From Shrike, your friendly neighborhood spacecrack dealer' on it.*

DarkHorse: I require Essence of Spacecrack. Any assistance would be greatly appreciated. Thank you in advance for your stupidity.

A DEADMAN IS YOU FOR TAKING ESSENCE OF SPACECRACK!

Darklord: w00t!

*runs around like a little girl until shrike slaps him*

Shrike: Just eat the damn stuff!

*Darklord takes a sniff of the spacecrack and passes out*

Shrike: Sucka. You still want your EoSC?

He is too feeble. He will die from ingesting the Essence of SpaceCrack.

Oh well, not my mess to clean up.

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The Zog versions of everyone kick Shrike and Styxx out of the bar and go out to hunt the nomal versions of themselves.

*****

*Shadow leans against a wall and accidentally starts crushing Dravin who is in his pocket*

Shadow: I wonder where am I?

Me eats the Wasabi Tomatoes so me is handles the EoSC!

Darklord: You-sa people gonna die?

Phoenix: Hmmmm...

*An Eyeball floats toward PhoenixBlade blinks and then floats aways, giggling like a little girl.*

Eyeball: Pick-a-boo! I see you! Tee hee hee!

*As PhoenixBlade ponders about the gigantic Eyeball , a Mouth just as tall as him gives him a kiss, covering him with spit and then floats away.*

Mouth: Read my lips, hunk! You thought Mona Lisa got it good? Hah!

* PhoenixBlade ducks, just as a Nose sneezes on him and then disappears.*

Phoenix: Either HeX got out of control...

HeX: Oh, sorry about that... Heh heh...

Phoenix: ...Or we're in a post-mortem Mr. Potatoe Head nightmare... Either way, I don't like it one bit.