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I walked into a sliding screen door one time thinking there was nothing there, is that worthy of a lemon?

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"Before Lethal Weapon 2, I NEVER thought there could be a bomb in my toilet. Now I check EVERY TIME.

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Originally posted by FireSplat:
Lemons are sours? Someone needs to take an English class...

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I AM THE ONLY JUDGE!!!! I AM THE HIGHEST POWER!!!!
Ok, now thats out the way, here's the updated list:

Shadow - III
Mad Bomber - I
Slanker - I (Your a fool )
Darklord - I (Thaks Shrike )

BleFlames, if you want on so bad, get out there and get being stupid

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mrjonnyp@hotmail.com
ICQ:76371255
[url="http://ross128.telefragged.com"]Ross 128[/url] Mission Guru

Since no one else is doing it EDIT sorry just noticed Darklords post, I pushed the post button before he posted).

MadBomber: You get one lemon, as stupid as it is only one lemon per contribution

MadMac: One lemon, LOL. Hmm I did that too once, except with a glass door.

New contribution, I slammed into a sliding glass door.

Current standings, i think:

Shadow: 4
MadMac: 1
Mad Bomber: 1
Darklord: 1
Plasma: 1 (creating the original TaS)

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The hell with orders!!

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
The friend of my enemy is my enemy.
The friend of my friend is my friend.
The enemy of my friend is my enemy.
Are you my enemy or my friend?

Download my [url="http://archives.volitionwatch.com/fs2/missions/DLoader.php3?MissID=218"]mission[/url]!!

[This message has been edited by Shadow (edited 08-28-2000).]

GRRRRRR..... Keep off my turf Shadow

Unfortunatly, your only on 3 still because you cannot award yourself, in fact, you cannot award anyone, cos I'm the judge, so there.

MadMac, sorry you got left off, I missed your post.

Rankings:

Shadow - III
Mad Bomber - I
Slanker - I
Darklord - I
Mad Mac - I

Contribution: Theres only one way to put this, so here goes. Reading Festival. Semi-Drunk. Wall. Pissing. Flies. OUCH!. F**k.


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mrjonnyp@hotmail.com
ICQ:76371255
[url="http://ross128.telefragged.com"]Ross 128[/url] Mission Guru

New(sorta): I slammed into a sliding glass door, face first.

Contribution 1: One day in school I watched as a student ran full tilt into a door and then stated "I thought it was open". This was not the stupid part. The stupid part was that after making a bunch of sarcastic quips about how "Wall = solid" I turned around and ran face first into an open locker door with someone behind it.

Contribution 2: My Dad called me from the greenhouse attached to our house one day. Well mom had just cleaned the sliding door windows and they were spotless. I was in a hurry so I ran to the greenhouse and right in front of my dad and his friend, I slamed full speed into the glass and ended up sprawled out on the floor.

HeX seems to have problems with solids and gases.... I give him two lemons.

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There's just no kick with a little beam.
VWBB Prophet
Mission Designer, [url="http://freespace.volitionwatch.com/bel"]Behind Enemy Lines[/url]

k then...

Shadow - IIII
HeX - II
M. Bomber - I
Darklord - I
Slanker - I

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mrjonnyp@hotmail.com
ICQ:76371255
[url="http://ross128.telefragged.com"]Ross 128[/url] Mission Guru

Next Contribution: One school morning everythinbg was fine and I was leaving for my bus stop. It felt funny though, something was different. I got to my bus stop and something still felt wrong. The bus arrived and I got up and headed for tha back seat. I sat down and knew something was still wrong. The bus started moving and one of my class mates asked me were my school bag is. One though went through my mind: Oh $hit! I got up, ran to the bus driver and told her to stop so I could get down to get my school bag. When I got home there it was standing right beside the door. I felt SO stupid. I mean how could I forget my shool bag when I'm going to school.

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The hell with orders!!

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
The friend of my enemy is my enemy.
The friend of my friend is my friend.
The enemy of my friend is my enemy.
Are you my enemy or my friend?

Download my [url="http://archives.volitionwatch.com/fs2/missions/DLoader.php3?MissID=218"]mission[/url]!!

I have a great one! Uploading 25 megs of files to a new server. Wait, it's not the best part! It was on a 56K modem running AOHell! This has to deserve a lot of lemons, whee!

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Fantomeye
-Head of Operations
-Ground FreeSpace
-g r o u n d f s . c o m

I once went to my 1st period class during 3rd period.

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"Where ever you go, there you are!" - Said by *someone*

[Scary Voice] 'For you are evil and filled with cheese'[/Scary Voice] - Said by me

k:

Shadow - still 3, sorry, but we all do that
HeX - 2
M Bomber []
Darklord []
Fantomeye [] - 1
MadMac []
Slanker []

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mrjonnyp@hotmail.com
ICQ:76371255
[url="http://ross128.telefragged.com"]Ross 128[/url] Mission Guru

Yeah, I think I have a point! But wait, what does this []-1 thing mean????? TELL ME NOW PLEASE@!!@!!@!!

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Fantomeye
-Head of Operations
-Ground FreeSpace
-g r o u n d f s . c o m

Hmm i think i have something that will qualify me for another lemon

while i was eating chinese food (general tso's chicken) i acidentaly ended up eating one of the hot peppers. I had to drink heavy cream for half an hour just to kill the spicyness.


By the way here is something stupid someone else did. Some guy decided he would sneak a cold one into class, so he stuffed it into his pants.

In the middle of class we all hear a BLAM, and we started laughing our @$$es off

[] - 1
on my browser, these all came out n a straight line. It just means that thats what everyone ith that after their name got, your just happened to be in the middle.

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mrjonnyp@hotmail.com
ICQ:76371255
[url="http://ross128.telefragged.com"]Ross 128[/url] Mission Guru

Okay darklord, that didn't help. Please rephrase and repeat.

I´m confused

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Uwe "Slanker" Goerke
slanker@slanker.net <A HREF="http://www.slanker.net
ICQ:" TARGET=_blank>www.slanker.net
ICQ:</A> 67638225

it should have come out
Name []
Name []
Name [] - 1
Name []
Name []

It means that they all got 1 lemon

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mrjonnyp@hotmail.com
ICQ:76371255
[url="http://ross128.telefragged.com"]Ross 128[/url] Mission Guru

Christina Aguilera???

Be happy you got the wrong version :P

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Uwe "Slanker" Goerke
slanker@slanker.net <A HREF="http://www.slanker.net
ICQ:" TARGET=_blank>www.slanker.net
ICQ:</A> 67638225