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*Seona wakes up from her unwanted nap and looks around to find everyone waiting in antisapation*
Seona: Hehe
*Seoan turns and sits at the bar.*
Seona: Mental pain is the best.
*Everyone in the bar grummbles because they were waiting for something excitting to happen.*
Seona:Hehe, I love my job.

*HeX looks at Shadowman and shakes his head*

HeX: You are under arrest. You are charged with the following crimes:
1) Use of a non-Spacecrack drug (ie. sleeping pills)
2) Unauthorized drugging of an employee and NHotA
3) Being devious without a license
You're punishment will be administered whenever Phoenix gets back and gets around to it. Until then you are free to flee the area.

*Shadowman attempts to run but suddenly finds that all the bones in his body have shattered and falls limp to the floor*

HeX: Well I never said it would be easy.

Shadowman: $@%&*!

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Founder and Designer of:
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"Mankind just got an eviction notice"

quote:

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Originally posted by HeX:
You're punishment will be administered whenever Phoenix gets back and gets around to it.

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*HeX thinks for a moment*

HeX: Oh yeah. Then who did I just...

*HeX lifts the head of the limp corpse and cringes seeing that is was Darklord*

HeX: Whoops! Sorry about that Darklord!

Darklord: Well you should be! Now reset my bones!

Seona: Hey! Didn't you try to take advantage of me being passed out!?

HeX: Oh yeah...well you can deal out your own punishment for that.

*Darklords bones reset and he stands dusting himself off*

Darklord: Thank you. Now the next...AIEE!!

*Darklord is cut off abruptly as Seona's tail blade skeweres him and he is tossed across the room like a limp doll*

HeX: Good form. A bit rough on the landing though. I give it an 8.5.

Seona: 8.5!? That was a 9 for sure!

HeX: Well you have to take into account...*stops noticing her glare*...9 it is! Aheh heh...common Phoenix, hurry up with that Voodka!

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Founder and Designer of:
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"Mankind just got an eviction notice"

*Dravin pulls a bag of potatoes from nothingness*

Dravin: If your desperate for vodka you could always try doing something with these.

*Hex looks at Dravin suspiciously*

Dravin: They are just normal Idaho potatoes.

*Hex reaches into bag and take one out to look at it. *

Potato: I da Hoe! I da Hoe!

Hex then...


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"Hindsight is all well and good.... untill you trip." - Said by Me

*Darklord watches his life blood drip through his fingers*

Darklord: Mental Note - Don't mess with the lady

*Darklord begins getting flashbacks from his life*

Darklord: Hang on, rewind... WTF is NHoTA?

*Phoenix whistles a somewhat familiar tune that you can't quite place. He then looks up to a sign to certify himself he was in the right place.*

PhoenixBlade: Warehouse... This is it.

*As he enteres, he finds various gangsters pointing Tommy Guns at him. He goes by them, ignoring the threat. Suddenly, one of the triggers is squeezed and a bullet whizzes up to Phoenix, stopping about three inches before hitting the NHotA . Phoenix smiles.*

PhoenixBlade: You bad boys!

*The bullet starts to turn and goes at an incredible velocity towards the head of the gangster who fired it. It stops dead just as it was about to touch the gangster's forehead.*

PhoenixBlade: Careful, Capone-sey , I might not stop the bullet next time.

Al Capone-look alike Gangster type: What are you, some kind of freak?

*Phoenix turns around. The Warehouse was also made of chocolate, only this one is solid as steel. His eyes start to boil red and the columns start to twist and wrap themselves around the gangsters, securing them into place.*

PhoenixBlade: Don't go anywhere, capiche ?

*Phoenix feels a headache coming and presses the two first fingers of his right hand to his temples. The Warehouse gives way to the bar and he sees HeX bound by Seona's chains. Hurry up with that vodka, Phoenix. HeX tells him. Phoenix nods to himself and the bar gives again way to the Warehouse .*

PhoenixBlade: Now to find that vodka...

*Phoenix enters the dark chocolate Warehouse and finds two barrels of vodka out in the back. The barrels move out of their shell space and start to hover alongside Phoenix. He heads out of the Warehouse, passing by the screaming gangsters, their Tommy Guns following Phoenix. When he reaches the outside, he takes a part of the chocolate wall out, making the Warehouse crush the gangsters.*

PhoenixBlade: Those suits will need a good cleanin'...

*Seconds later, the bodies hover from the wreakage and start to follow Phoenix.*

PhoenixBlade: HeX , check. Shadow , check. Seona , check. Scyth ...

*Phoenix looks around him and raises both his eyebrows as he sees a beggar holding a rusty lamp with a blue genie floating above it.*

PhoenixBlade: Scyth , double check.

*Phoenix then starts to make his way back to the bar, leaving Fantasyville , singing the tune he was whistlening at the beginning.*

PhoenixBlade: Oops!... I Did It Again...

[This message has been edited by PhoenixBlade (edited 10-07-2000).]

No time to read this all... just a note to say I'm back

HeX is Whipped! Letting Seona walk all over him like that. You'd never think that he's the so-called leader of the NHotA....

>Seona glares at Shrike.<

>Shrike stubbornly refuses to melt into a puddle.<

>Seona tries to skewer Shrike with her tail, only to have Shrike dodge out of the way. He whispers something in her ear, ands Seone stops for a sec, quivers in frustration and walks off, pausing to eviscerate several poor NHotA henchmen.<

I am such a bastard.

Indeed.

*Darklord watches the proceedings impassivly*

Darklord: What did you do to tame the beast?

*Seona walks back in*

Darklord: Smeg.

*Darklord attempts to get up and run, but Seonas tail whips round and decapitates him*

Darklord:...

* Phoenix walks into the bar but no one seems to notice it, except for HeX , who runs up to him and starts to pull on Phoenix's cape.*

HeX: Where were you?! Seona nearly...

PhoenixBlade: Here's your vodka.

*The barrels hover all the way to the bar. Seona notices them and opens one of them, sticking her head inside. If she wasn't an NHotA , she'd surely drown. HeX looks at Phoenix thankfully and tosses him some gold pieces, which Phoenix catches mid-air and statches them inside his pouch.*

Shadow: Got my stuff?

PhoenixBlade: Well, I couldn't find the Singing Cow , but I got you these mindless zombies...

Shadow: Good enough.

* Phoenix sits down at one of the tables and munches on the chocolate piece he has. Scyth limps over to Phoenix's table and mumbles something incomprehensible.*

PhoenixBlade: Yes, that has been taken care of, Scyth .

* Scyth grins and then passes out. Phoenix keeps on chewing the chocolate.*

Shadow: Thankyou.

*Shadow and the other mindless zombies disapear into thin air*

*Shadow reappears in the bar, alone*

Shadow: Naw, they weren't "it" enough. My theory is incorrect, there is no relation between the level of mindlessness and "it". I'll have to look for someone myself.

Pheonix: Oh well.

Shadow: Dravin, take over my job while I'm gone.

Dravin: Heh, shhhhhhhhhhure.

*Shadow disapears*

*HeX (glad to be alive and off the hook) returns to his place as master bartender. He leans over to where Shrike is sitting*

HeX: What exactly did you tell Seona anyway?

*Shrike whispers to HeX who's face suddenly displays horror and disbelief*

HeX: You said that!?

Shrike: It worked didn't it?

HeX: Good point but still...

Shrike: Just be thankful I didn't say what I had originally planned.

HeX: And that was?

*Shrike whispers again making HeX cringe*

HeX: I see...that would have caused some mayhem.

Shrike: Exactly. Um...you might want to pay attention to your prime customer.

*Shrike points to Seona who is still face first in the Voodka*

HeX: I see. HEY SEONA! AIR!

Seona: *Pulling head out of barrel* GASP! Thanks...forgot about that. *resumes drinking*

HeX: *Sigh* At least she'll pass out before she finishes the new supply. It'll give me time to get more.

*Seona tosses the first barrel aside and without hesitation starts the second*

HeX: Or not. Hey Scythe can you turn Idaho Potatoes into Voodka?

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Founder and Designer of:
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"Mankind just got an eviction notice"

Hey Seona, try this new Vodka I have. Just ignore that spacecrack aftertaste....Just a relic of the distillation process. Much better than the stuff you've been drinking.....

Although if you want to go from vodka to some REAL drinks I got some you should......

EVERYONE OUT!! CONTAINMENT BREACH!

>All of the patrons run outside. They start miling around, wondering what happened.<

HeX: I didn't know the bar had a nuclear reactor in it.

Shadow: Neither did I.

Seona: HeX! What did you do with my Vodka?

Phoenix: Uh oh......

>Shrike walks out, and motions everyone back inside. The first thing they notice is the gaping hole in the middle of the bar floor.<

Sorry bout that, but I forgot to use the 'everythingproof' dewer....I just used a regular hazmat one..... And the drink ate through the bottom. Now I gotta feed Seona more vodka until I make a new batch.

Oh, and I gotta fix the floor.

Who wants to? They get a free drink......

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*something scuttles across the floor of the bar, it seems to be a cockroach*

Shadowman: Bugger! I thought I'd get re-incarnated as a bear or something - this sucks

*CRUNCH - Shrike stands on Shadowman & hears a little squeal just on the cusp of hearing*

Shadowman: dammit! Just when things were getting better, there was a good crumb on that floor!

*Shadowman's spirit wanders over to the bar & stands next to Shrike. He shivers wondering where the intense cold has just come from*

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[This message has been edited by Shadowman (edited 10-09-2000).]

Geez, all the inbreds in the world must be situated here in the bar.

* Phoenix shakes his head at Shrike .*

PhoenixBlade: What have I told you about Destruction , Shrike ?

Shrike: Only Uncle Phoenix may destroy anything bigger than a Ming Vase .

PhoenixBlade: Good thing I saved the bar just before this happened.

HeX: The bar has a Restore Feature?

* Phoenix pulls up a menu out of nowhere and highlights the word Restore . Three seconds later the bottom half of the bar disappears.*

Phoenix: Dang! It locked up!

HeX: The bar has a Restore Feature?

Shadow: Allow me.

* Shadow pushes Phoenix aside and his eyes begin to burn bright red. The bar increases by one inch but then locks up again. Shadow shrugs and just kicks the bar. It Restores itself completly.*

PhoenixBlade: Nicely done.

Shadow: My pleasure.

*Everybody goes back into the bar. Seona is still sipping on the Vodka and Scyth hasn't moved much. Evertyhing is back to normal... Or is it? *

HeX: Whoa! Time out! How come no one told me the bar had a Restore Feature?!

Seona: Shut up and fill it in!

HeX: Yesma'amanythingyousayma'ammypleasurema'am!

[This message has been edited by PhoenixBlade (edited 10-09-2000).]

hmm.....so I can't destroy anything bigger than a ming vase, huh?

Wanna get fired? Don't tell your boss what to do......

[This message has been edited by Shrike (edited 10-09-2000).]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Shrike:
[B]hmm.....so I can't destroy anything bigger than a ming vase, huh?

Wanna get fired? Don't tell your boss what to do......

HeX is Whipped!