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*DarkHorse leaves the bar in search of raw parsnips*

(I ain't too keen on SpaceCrack, PGGB or beer, so ha.)

*Watches as a NetNewbie leg flies past his head and lands on Darklord's parsnips.*

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"Hindsight is all well and good.... untill you trip." - Said by Me

*HeX looks up as a portal opens and smiles as Seona walks though and resumes her spot*

HeX: Ah welcome back. The usual I take it?

Seona: No talk...drink!

*HeX pushes a bottle of Voodka her way and raises an eyebrow as she downs the entire thing*

Seona: Keep 'em coming

HeX: *sigh* Phoenix! I need you to go to town again! We're running low on Voodka again. Better make it a double load.

Phoenix: *grumble*

Seona: *hic*

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Founder and Designer of:
)( N Y X F A L L )(
"Mankind just got an eviction notice"

*Shadowman materialises by the bar*

Shadowman: I have come looking for the one named Shadow, oh and I'll have a white wine & soda please Hex.

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ICQ# 82624908

the154th_shadows@hotmail.com
Proud Creator & Co-conspirator on Shades of Light - the enemy in the shadows

*Phoenix considers just pulling some barrels of vodka with his mind but decides that it might be fun to stroll into town.*

PhoenixBlade: Don't destroy anything while I'm away, capiche , HeX?

HeX: Yeah, sure whatever.

*As Phoenix starts for the door, Shadow taps him on the back. Scyth is with him.*

Shadow: Yo, Phoenix, think you can bring me these people? I was supposed to kill them, but I'm having way too much fun in here.

PhoenixBlade: Roger. And you, Scyth?

*Scyth mumbles something incomprehensible and passes out on the floor.*

PhoenixBlade: Done. Anything else?

*Seeing as nobody replies, Phoenix goes for the door. As he is exiting the bar, Seona gulps down another bottle and slams it on the bar, breaking the bottle.*

*HeX curses, but after Seona frowns to him, he quickly throws another bottle on the bar.*

*Shadowman turns to his left & looks at Seona*

Shadowman: Hey babe.

Seona: *$£% off mate

*Seona knees Shadowman in the nether regions & goes back to nursing her drink*

Shadowman:URK! (gurgle)

*Shadowman slowly slides off his chair, down the bar & onto the floor*

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ICQ# 82624908

the154th_shadows@hotmail.com
Proud Creator & Co-conspirator on Shades of Light - the enemy in the shadows

*Shadow appears beside Shadowman, who is lying on the floor*

Shadow: So your looking for me, eh?

Shadowman: Yes.

Shadow: Why? Do you seek death? Do you want to die? Do you wish to join? Or do you wish to fight me and enebedebly perish?

*HeX waits until Shadow leaves and glances at Shadowman who is still writhing on the floor*

HeX: Sheesh...I coulda seen that comming.

Shadowman: So why didn't you...warn me? Urk!

HeX: Meh it's more fun this way. Did you know you just turned 3 shades of blue?

Shadowman: Is she always this easily provoked?

*Seona kicks Shadowman several more times leaving resulting in a rainbow of colors on his face*

HeX: Nah...she's just the Neo-Horseman of Pain. It's her job.

Shadowman: Ack! H-happy to...oblige!

HeX: Here have a drink on the house. It numbs the pain.

*HeX gives Shadowman a drink which he downs. Suddenly he screams in pain*

HeX: Whoops! Well I guess that it won't do much numbing seeing as that was a Spoils of War. When Phoenix gets back ask if he has an antidote.

*Seona passes out again*

HeX: Good thing...that was my last bottle of Voodka.

*Shadowman starts to get up but HeX shakes his head*

HeX: My advice...stay down. She's still somewhat aware of her surroundings when she goes out.

*Shadowman gulps, nods and returns to the floor*

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Founder and Designer of:
)( N Y X F A L L )(
"Mankind just got an eviction notice"

*Dravin looks at the beaten form of Shadowmand quivering on the floor of the bar.*

Dravin: "Hey, man I've got something that will reelive your pain, are you interested?"

Shadowman: "Yes, give it to me"

*Dravin begins to kick Shadowman repeatedly in the head with his steel-toed boots untill the fool falls unconsious*

Dravin: "Your Welcom"

*Dravin then pours various liquors over the inert form, and sets it aflame.*

Dravin: "Hex, you got any marshmellows?"

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"Hindsight is all well and good.... untill you trip." - Said by Me

Mmm, meat. :P

*Shadowman's form slowly sinks into the floor & back into the Ethereal Realm*

Shadowman: Mmmmm, crispy. Guess I'll just have to grow a new skin tonight.

*Shadowman's skin slowly begins to flake off, to be replaced with dark scales*



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ICQ# 82624908

the154th_shadows@hotmail.com
Proud Creator & Co-conspirator on Shades of Light - the enemy in the shadows

*Seona wakes up, not quite understanding what has happened.

Seona: Uh...What the %$#@...$%@$ what a headache. Bartender, a Voodka to ease the pain.

Bartender: I think you should...

*Seona grabs the bartender by the throat and smashes him against the wall. HeX chuckles and mutters something about "rookie mistake"*

Seona: You will give me my Voodka or you will not have the ability to father children. Got it?

Bartender: Urk! Got it.

*Seona drops the bartender on the floor. She starts to leave but stops and steps on the bartender's finger*

Seona: Maybe next time you won't contradict me

*Once Seona steps off the bartender's fingers the bartender hurries behind the bar to server Seona's drink. Seona turns around and sees Shadowman who cringes*

Seona: Good boy. Got fetch me some tylenol.

*Shadowman hesitates*

Seona: NOW

*Shadowman runs off to the medicine cabinet as Seona sits down to enjoy her drink*

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Life is like a gravel road never staight and always stoned.

Darklord: Hey HeX, I'll show you "newbie mistake"!

*Walks up to Seona*

Darklord: Hey, How you doin'?

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mrjonnyp@hotmail.com
ICQ:76371255
[url="http://ross128.telefragged.com"]Ross 128[/url] Mission Guru

*Shadowman opens the cabinet door & picks up the Tylenol*

Shadowman: Heh, I dont think this is quite strong enough for her.

*Shadowman substitutes the tylenol for elephant-strength sleeping tablets & walks back to the bar*

Shadowman: Here you go (%£$%@@!)

Seona:Thanks, now push off!

*Seona takes the pills & very quickly passes out*

Darklord:Yeah, now she cant resist me! well...she couldnt if she tried. Hex help me get her off the floor

*Shadowman smiles, turns away & bumps straight into Shadow*



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ICQ# 82624908

the154th_shadows@hotmail.com
Proud Creator & Co-conspirator on Shades of Light - the enemy in the shadows

*Shadowman looks up to Shadows face*

*Shadows eyes turn red and Shadow growls*

Shadowman: Awe, Fu...

*Shadow grabbed Shadowmans troat with his right hand and lifts him up against a wall. He then take out a dagger with his left hand and rams it into Shadowmans left shoulder*

*Shadowman tries to scream but is prevented by Shadow right hand crushing his airway*

*Shadow switches hand holding Shadowmans throat and take a dagger out with his right hand and rams it into Shadowmans right shoulder*

*After Shadowman accepts the pain Shadow releases his throat and punches Shadowman in the stomach. As Shadowman opens his mouth to scream, Shadow plunges his hand down Shadowmans mouth/throat and messes around with Shadowmans insides before pulling out his heart and putting it into his pocket. He then takes out his blade and with a quick turn, cuts off Shadowmans lower body*

*Shadow walks over to the bar, reaches over the counter and picks up a pack of darts. Shadow then procceds to throw them on the hanging remains of Shadowman*

Shadow: Anyone up for a game? Eyes 100 points. Head 50 points. Body 25 points. Arms 10 points.

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The hell with orders!!

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
The friend of my enemy is my enemy.
The friend of my friend is my friend.
The enemy of my friend is my enemy.
Are you my enemy or my friend?

Download my [url="http://archives.volitionwatch.com/fs2/missions/DLoader.php3?MissID=218"]mission[/url]!!

STOP MOLESTING THE STAFF

*Dravin turns to Shadow.*

Dravin: "Master, an Idea if i may?"

Shadow: "Yes, very well."

Dravin "Wouldn't poisoned hatchets, be more fun then darts?"

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"Hindsight is all well and good.... untill you trip." - Said by Me

*Phoenix looks at his map.*

PhoenixBlade: No more Hillsville... Ok, this is the closest thing...

*Phoenix lowers the map to reveal a town made of chocolate. He raises an eyebrow but finally shrugs and enters the town. He's shoved aside by a small dog, a little girl, a scarecrow, a lion and a tin man.*

Girl, Scarecrow, Lion and Tin Man: Follow the yellow brick road!

*Phoenix frowns and takes some of the chocolate ground in front of the group, making them fall in the hole and then covers it back up. He then notices that the dog wsn't buried and is trying to bite his leg through Phoenix's thick boots. Phoenix kicks the dog and it disappears from view.*

PhoenixBlade: Now to find someplace where they sell Vodka and Shadow's list...

*Phoenix sees a white rabbit running by singing something about being late for a very important date but doesn't bother.*

PhoenixBlade: Scyth was here...

[This message has been edited by PhoenixBlade (edited 10-05-2000).]

*Darklord looks at Seonas limp body at his feet*

Darklord: Poo

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mrjonnyp@hotmail.com
ICQ:76371255
[url="http://ross128.telefragged.com"]Ross 128[/url] Mission Guru

Oh man, this is great!

DarkHorse: SHOP! BRING IN THE POPCORN AND SODA!