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*Dravin calmy turns to Darklord, and begins to chant.*

Dravin: Bibbity Bobbity Boo! I curse* you!

*Dravin then goes back to the bar and sits beside Shadow.*

Shadow: Um...He isn't dead yet why are you resting?

Dravin: Don't worry master i have cursed him, and doom shall be visited apon him shortly.

Shadow: What curse did you use.

Dravin: The Curse of Lambchops*

*Shadow pales visably*

*The Curse of Lambchops causes the victim to hear Lambchops sing 'This is the song that never ends!' for all eternity.

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"Hindsight is all well and good.... untill you trip." - Said by Me

Seonas Voice: Lambchops!

Darklord: 'This is the song that never ends!'
'This is the song that never ends!'
'This is the song that never ends!'
'This is the song that never ends!'
'This is the song that never ends!'
'This is the song that never ends!'
'This is the song that never ends!'
'This is the song that never ends!'
'This is the song that never ends!'
'This is the song that never ends!'
'This is the song that never ends!'
'This is the song that never ends!'
'This is the song that never ends!'
'This is the song that never ends!'
'This is the song that never ends!'
'This is the song that never ends!'
Nooooooooo!!!!!!

*Phoenix steps up to the Bulletin Board and counts the votes.*

PhoenixBlade: One... Two...

*Phoenix then turns around and counts the number of PC's that are still slightly sober and frowns.*

*He then steps up menancingly to the bar and motions HeX closer.*

PhoenixBlade: There are two votes too many on the Poll !

Actually Darklord the song goes like this:
This is the song that never ends,
Yes it goes on and on my friends,
Some people started siging it not knowing what it was,
And they'll just keep on siging it forever just becuase,
This is the song that never ends...

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Shadow: Nice work Dravin.

*Shaod wpats Dravin on the back*

Shadow: Two Coka-Colas, on the rocks.

*HeX covers his ears and growls*

HeX: Okay...that does it.

*HeX leaps over the bar and rips out Darklords voicebox. He continues to mouth the words but no sound comes out*

HeX: Ahhh....much better. Okay minions, play something racy.

Minion: Racy?

*HeX glares and a minion catches on fire but his skin does not burn off. He runs around looking for water while screaming*

HeX: Something to the pace of his running.

Minion: Oh okay. Hey Frank! Keep running we need to keep the beat here!

Frank The Minion: IT BURNS! PUT IT OUT YOU IDIOTS! AIEEEEE!!!

*The minions start to play a fast paced song as Frank continues to run around screaming. HeX returns to his bar and resumes serving drinks*

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Founder and Designer of:
)( N Y X F A L L )(
"Mankind just got an eviction notice"

*Dravin watches as the dozen NetNewbies from AoHell run around and randomly beat patrons to death with there Cursed maces of Spamming*

Dravin: Uh? Phoenix, you do know they didn't haven't given up there tips yet.


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"Hindsight is all well and good.... untill you trip." - Said by Me

*A netnewbie sneeks in behind Shadow and is about the hit him*

*Shadow Shadow thrusts his hand bihide him and into the Netnewbies neck*

*Shadow makes a fist and there for decapitates the netnewbie*

Shadow: All in a days work.

*Looks at the NetNewbie killed by Shadow and smiles.*

Dravin: Now that is a Kodak moment, but does any think it is time for the Kodiak moment?

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"Hindsight is all well and good.... untill you trip." - Said by Me

*Darklord puts his voice box back in*

Darklord: Shadow and HeX, join me and together we will conquor this BB!!!

*HeX thinks for a moment and shakes his head*

HeX: Nah...I prefer my humble bar (whatever precent I still retain anyway from Shrike). Besides conquest takes effort and I am lazy. But thanks for the offer. Have a drink on the house.

*HeX starts to pass a bottle of Voodka to Darklord when a portal opens and Seona leans out and snatches the bottle away*

Seona: Yoink!

*HeX starts to protest but Seona just tosses the now empty bottle back through. HeX gets an idea and grabs a bottle of Anit-Lunacy. He pours it into the Voodka bottle and again offers it to Darklord*

Seona: I'll take that one too!

*She snatches the bottle and HeX counts down from five. At zero a scream followed by explosions and other noises is heard. The portal collapses and HeX smiles and dusts off the bar*

HeX: She never did react well to that stuff.
*Tosses Darklord a bottle of Puree of Diamond in Nightshade Juice and resumes wiping the bar*

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Founder and Designer of:
)( N Y X F A L L )(
"Mankind just got an eviction notice"

*Phoenix nods to Dravin and glares at the NetNewbies. Suddenly, one of them starts to hover slightly and approach Phoenix. The NetNewbie tries to move but something is holding his arms and legs still.*

PhoenixBlade: Tips?

*The NetNewbie looks at Phoenix quizically, as the other NetNewbies gather around the Neo-Horseman, their Cursed Maces of Spamming, ready to attack him. Phoenix just smiles.*

PhoenixBlade: No tips?

Expandable NetNewbie #327: No.

PhoenixBlade: Then I guess I'm going to have to give you the finger.

*The NetNewbies look at each other and laugh.*

*Phoenix uses this moment to take out Ice Heart's Finger Tip from his pocket and pokes it inside the NetNewbie's eyes, finally pulling both the finger and the attached Eyes out and slips them into his pocket.*

*He then proceeds to turn around in an elegant movement, decapitating some of the glaring NetNewbies with his Cape and tosses the eye-less NetNewbie to Seona , for her to make short work of him.*

*He then turns back to the remaining NetNewbies, eyebrow raised.*

PhoenixBlade: I need to make some repairs in the bar from my doings... You guys come just in handy.

*Phoenix picks up a NetNewbie and places him where a column once was, the NetNewbie's bones breaking with the pressure but they somehow managed to hold on.*

*He then takes another NetNewbie and rips his skin off, using it to replace the burnt carpets, taking care to keeping the guts for the Spoils of War cocktails.*

*Finally, he drags yet another NetNewbie up to the attic, banging him to the ceiling to replace the destroyed wooden boards.*

PhoenixBlade: The rest is up to you, fellas. Do as you will.

*Phoenix then goes pick up the clothes of the dead-or-suffering NetNewbies and finds quite a pleasing fund for his Tip Box .*

Darklord: Thanks mate

*sits down next to HeX and eyes up the barmaid he creates*

Darklord: How you doin'?

Barmaid: <slap>

Darklord: Die.

*Barmaid withers into a small heap on the floor, then dissappears*

Darklord: Shadow, where do you pledge your allegiance?

Shadow: At the allegiance pledging booth, it's right over there. :P

*Shadow telepathcally speaks to one of his minions*

*A darkness swoops down through the roof and flys through a Netnewbie, slicing him horizontally at the abdomen and then flys back through the roof*

(read the first line of my sig)

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The hell with orders!!

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
The friend of my enemy is my enemy.
The friend of my friend is my friend.
The enemy of my friend is my enemy.
Are you my enemy or my friend?

Download my [url="http://archives.volitionwatch.com/fs2/missions/DLoader.php3?MissID=218"]mission[/url]!!

Wow...I pity you all for this thread.

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Remora, Database Manager
Volition Watch

*Darklord reads Shadows siggy*

Darklord: Wha?

*DarkHorse considers leaving the bar. Or what's left of it.*

((Anyone notice this 3rd person stuff is kinda like how Matt Kresge speeks?))

*Shadow mumbles*

Shadow: I do not pledge allegiance to anyone, I do what I want when I want, how I want. Therefore: The hell with orders.

*turns to Shadow*

Dravin: "Does that apply to me too Master?"

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"Hindsight is all well and good.... untill you trip." - Said by Me

Shadow: No you must serve me.

Dravin: Okay.

Shadow: Need some entertainment.

Dravin: Okay.

Shadow: Go kill someone.

Dravin: Okay.

Shadow: Stop saying okay!!

Dravin: Okay.

*Dravin summons a pet Demon*

Dravin: "You hungry?"

Demon: "Yes."

Dravin: "Then go eat a NetNewbie."

Demon: "Yesssss."

*Demon procceds to eat a couple of NetNewbies while the pound uselessly on it's back with their 'Cursed Maces of Spamming.*

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"Hindsight is all well and good.... untill you trip." - Said by Me