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*HeX snarls at the Shade who crumbles to dust. He turns back to Blueflames and raises an eyebrow*

HeX: What joke? I offered you a drink. I bought the bar and I am the bartender. Now are you gonna order or will the other NHotA have to get medieval on thine arse?

Good lord this entire thread has gone insane.

Alphakiller teleports back into the new-new-new bar to see that yup, it's still insane, then leaves. Forever!

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[url="http://www.dopefish.com"]swim...swim...hungry...[/url]

I think it's a good thing I'm on my own private planet.

Isn't it.

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-Sirius
D2 level design/robot design

"* {WC}Sirius is odd."

The crumbling of the shade that was once Lazarus causes it to revert to his soul. He then looks around, and seeing sees Blueflames, and proceeds to take over his body.

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First thou shalt take out the holy pin, then thou shalt count to three, no more, no less. Three thou shalt count and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four thou shalt not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thous't then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once thou hast counted to three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thine Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, at thine foe, who, being naughty in mine sight, shall snuff it.

With his new body, Lazarus turns and charges and HeX, smacking him against the wall and fracturing several ribs

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First thou shalt take out the holy pin, then thou shalt count to three, no more, no less. Three thou shalt count and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four thou shalt not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thous't then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once thou hast counted to three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thine Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, at thine foe, who, being naughty in mine sight, shall snuff it.

[This message has been edited by Lazarus (edited 09-11-2000).]

*Dravin utilizing his powers(never got a chance to use them before), and floats over to a seat at the bar.*

Dravin: "Hey, Bartender. Can you mix a 'Rotten Dwarf'?"

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"Where ever you go, there you are!" - Said by *someone*

* Sirius casts Anti-Demon on BlueFlames.

"That'll fix ya."

* Styxx peeks through the portal, seeing the raving madness that engulfed the once perfectly nice bar. *

Styxx: Geez, guess I'll stay here for a while...

* Styxx turns around to the mud-filled arena, and closes the portal just before another meson bomb explodes. *

Shrike: Care to test-run my new and improved UberSpaceCrackâ„¢?

Styxx: Sure, why not?...

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And I shall wipe them off the face of the Earth, with the fury of God's own thunder...

[url="http://terra.sourceforge.net"]Visit the Machina Terra Website[/url] - You'll be glad you did.

Sirus' attempt to break Lazarus' hold on Blueflames has little effect, as he isn't technically a demon. Lazarus turns Blueflames and launches a ball of sparkling green energy at Sirus, who stares stupidly at the gaping hole in his chest...

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First thou shalt take out the holy pin, then thou shalt count to three, no more, no less. Three thou shalt count and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four thou shalt not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thous't then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once thou hast counted to three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thine Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, at thine foe, who, being naughty in mine sight, shall snuff it.

[This message has been edited by Lazarus (edited 09-11-2000).]

*Smacks HeX.* Shades are former souls moron. They don't shatter! They fade from existance. Get it right.

To Lazarus: Get off the space crack. I sold my soul for a few thousand gold pieces, then bought it back for about fifty. That gives me two on one odds in any fight. Besides, the possession thing has already been tried and proven to FAIL.

::Grabs the Shade that was once Lazarus and grinds its head into HeX::

There. Now you've both got half a brain. Maybe one of my Abishai can teach you how to use it.

As for a drink, this Hill Giant has plenty of bone-marrow and seems to be making blood as fast as I can guzzle it. Dinner will solve that problem though.

Lazarus grabs whats left of HeX, and uses it to shield himself from Blueflames harsh words

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First thou shalt take out the holy pin, then thou shalt count to three, no more, no less. Three thou shalt count and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four thou shalt not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thous't then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once thou hast counted to three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thine Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, at thine foe, who, being naughty in mine sight, shall snuff it.

*HeX whirls around and grabs Lazarus. He rips him in half and then begins stomping on the remains. HeX stuffs live squirrls into Lazarus and sows him back together before hanging him by his ankles from the bar roof hands a large stick with spikes to Blueflames*

HeX: Try it! It's all the rage in Mexico I hear.

*As Blueflames begins smaking Lazarus (now emiting squeals of pain) HeX returns to the bar*

HeX: Who ordered the Rotten Dwarf? Oh...more Voodka Seona?

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"Mankind just got an eviction notice"

[This message has been edited by HeX (edited 09-11-2000).]

*perks up at the mention of his drink.*

Dravin: Rotten Dwarf, right here.

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"Where ever you go, there you are!" - Said by *someone*

quote:

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Originally posted by R128 BlueFlames:
[B]Besides, the possession thing has already been tried and proven to FAIL.B]

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*HeX casualy looks at the remains on the bar floor and nods to Shadow. He slides the Rotten Dwarf to Dravin and hands Shadow some water*

HeX: Interesting approach. A bit messy but still interesting. I'll get a cleanup crew on that right away.

*HeX grabs a bottle from behind the table marked "Minion Juice" with a date putting it around the time of the Seona War of Succession. HeX pours 4 glasses and gives one to Seona, Shadow and Scythe keeping one for himself*

HeX: A toast to destruction and the end of the world! Cheers!

*The four gulp down their drinks and burp simultaneously causing untold disasters world wide*

*MadMac looks at thread. It's been a long time since he's been here, and everything's changed. Deciding that some things are best left alone, he silently opens a portal and departs.*

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"Before Lethal Weapon 2, I NEVER thought there could be a bomb in my toilet. Now I check EVERY TIME.

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Hmm...

*Keef repeatedly casts Corpse Explosion, purely for fun!*

"Boring!"

*Keef reads a Town Portal Scroll, and returns to town...*

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PH33R!

*Dravin up ends his drank, and begins an extended bout of coughing while tears run down his face, and he figites in great pain.*

Dravin: "Hex, you sure know how to mix an asome Rotten Dwarf!"

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"Where ever you go, there you are!" - Said by *someone*

I invoke the power of Lazarus's name. >