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World Ending! Second Sign of the Apocalypse Happened Today!

Alphakiller, AP News:

CYBERSPACE - Internet users everywhere were stunned today at the sighting of a new post on the Volition Watch Bulletin Board that wasn't related to some crack-ass AD&D fight.

Prophet Nostrabullshiatmasteradus wrote in his ancient text of prophecy "Prophecy for the People(TM)" that when a jade rabbit walked across three yellow lines, the Second Sign of the Apocalypse would be upon the world.

Obviously, this new post on the VWBB, as it is called, demonstrates that prophecy just as well as Nostrabullshiatmasteradus's most famous prediction that "Some dude...is gonna get killed....probably a famous guy."

Beware, readers! Unless you send $500 to Absolution From The Apocalypse
123 Jump Street, Springfield, USA, 90210

You...will...DIE!

This message brought to you by Concerned People Trying to Make (Truck)loads of Money From Stupid And Gullable People. Not valid in Canada, we don't really care about them. Also not valid in most third-world countries, we don't really want to deal with currency exchange.


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[url="http://www.dopefish.com"]swim...swim...hungry...[/url]

[This message has been edited by Alphakiller (edited 08-21-2000).]

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Originally posted by Alphakiller:
Not valid in Canada, we don't really care about them.

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Originally posted by Shadow:
**** you.

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Be careful....be very careful.......

we know where you live.........

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There's just no kick with a little beam.
VWBB Prophet
Mission Designer, [url="http://freespace.volitionwatch.com/bel"]Behind Enemy Lines[/url]

You know...you guys suck.

I go to all the trouble of writing some crack-ass story and all I get is grief because of a stereotypical Canadian joke that was aimed at IceFire anyway. :P

Besides, it's not like I really hate Canadians, but for the purposes of an American company trying to get hella money, of course they don't care about Canadians!

pfft...screw j00z. I want some AMERICANS to read this, damnit!

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[url="http://www.dopefish.com"]swim...swim...hungry...[/url]

I'm a brit, and i still wanna see where its going, if it still is, so carry on. After all, theres not much that canadians can do "about" it now, is there

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mrjonnyp@hotmail.com
ICQ:76371255
[url="http://ross128.telefragged.com"]Ross 128[/url] Mission Guru

We don't have stupid an gullible in Canada...they all live in the US....

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There's just no kick with a little beam.
VWBB Prophet
Mission Designer, [url="http://freespace.volitionwatch.com/bel"]Behind Enemy Lines[/url]

Hey, isn't IceFire head Canuck around here?

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Payne < payne@overdrivegaming.com >
Staffer for [url="http://www.overdrivegaming.com/"]OverDrive Gaming[/url] - ph33r!
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Yes he is.

So nobodys gonna say a single thing about this except talking about Canadians? pfft...

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[url="http://www.dopefish.com"]swim...swim...hungry...[/url]

Hands up all you canadians out there...

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mrjonnyp@hotmail.com
ICQ:76371255
[url="http://ross128.telefragged.com"]Ross 128[/url] Mission Guru

Isn't one of the developers for RF Canadian... What's his name again...

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The hell with orders!!

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
The friend of my enemy is my enemy.
The friend of my friend is my friend.
The enemy of my friend is my enemy.
Are you my enemy or my friend?

Download my [url="http://archives.volitionwatch.com/fs2/missions/DLoader.php3?MissID=218"]mission[/url]!!

>Puts his hand up<

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There's just no kick with a little beam.
VWBB Prophet
Mission Designer, [url="http://freespace.volitionwatch.com/bel"]Behind Enemy Lines[/url]

[This message has been edited by Shrike (edited 08-25-2000).]

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Originally posted by R128 Darklord:

After all, theres not much that canadians can do "about" it now, is there

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If an offer like that is invalid in Canada, I think it's a compliment; there aren't as many people here gullible enough to fall for it!



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"Before Lethal Weapon 2, I NEVER thought there could be a bomb in my toilet. Now I check EVERY TIME.

Ha ha! your new here!

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Squadron Leader of Strategic Operations Command, GTD Akagi.

word. I broke something.

fixed.

Any of you fellow Canadians see the new I Am Canadian comercial where the American is teasing the Canadian and the Canadian pulls the American's jacket over his head and starts kicking the crap out of him. That one's funny as hell!
Actually I don't mind Americans all that much. My Grandpa is American and I have some American friends.

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Coming soon:
"Empire's Dawn" Freespace 2 Campaign

hehe.. my new one liner in Counterstrike I've been using on anyone lately after I kill them is:

"Die Canadian scum, mmmmkay?" hehe..

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Kyle "Orange" Spahn
The One Whom Holds the Bleak Hammer of Justice

I love the Molson ads, but I can't stand their beer. Weird, eh?

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"Before Lethal Weapon 2, I NEVER thought there could be a bomb in my toilet. Now I check EVERY TIME.

Mission reviewer for [url="http://freespace.volitionwatch.com"]Freespace Watch[/url]